Typical GOL TV Commentary by one of my"compatriots" and another douchebag (1 Viewer)

[JCK]

I don't. But if they are always as ridiculous as the one time someone translated exactly what they were saying (which is a reasonable assumption), then I have a pretty good idea.

They do say ridiculous things when a goal is scored but I guess this is out of a reaction. However that GolTV commentator was getting an orgasm simply for some dribbling.

 

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[Enron]

I don't. But if they are always as ridiculous as the one time someone translated exactly what they were saying (which is a reasonable assumption), then I have a pretty good idea.

That's why I've seen Ong Bak so many times, the english translations are not exactly correct. That makes it so fun.

 

[Bjerknes]

What is with Andy's high school rock band hair?

Anyway, you're making a big deal over 20 seconds of video. You should listen to some Al Jaezera commentary, you'd get a kick out of it.

Fuck off with that, Martin, I'd rather look like that than some queer who can pull computer code out of his anus. My hair isn't that bad (just ask any hot Venezuelan or Californian).

 

[Bjerknes]

How do you understan what Al Jazeera commentary are saying?

Martin knows everything about computers, so he knows everything, including arabic.

 

[Enron]

Martin knows everything about computers, so he knows everything, including arabic.

Duh that's why he is Martin.

 

[Martin]

Fuck off with that, Martin, I'd rather look like that than some queer who can pull computer code out of his anus. My hair isn't that bad (just ask any hot Venezuelan or Californian).

Jeez aren't you sensitive about your hair. You'd think I just insulted your son or something.

So I'm a queer now then? Good enough.

 

[Enron]

I guess we're all something more that what we seem.

 

[Bjerknes]

Jeez aren't you sensitive about your hair. You'd think I just insulted your son or something.

So I'm a queer now then? Good enough.

Lol I'm just joking, come on you know me, Martin.

But insulting my hair is indeed a no-no.

 

[Enron]

You are a wiener.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Fuck off with that, Martin, I'd rather look like that than some queer who can pull computer code out of his anus. My hair isn't that bad (just ask any hot Venezuelan or Californian).

They said it was gayman nastyness.

 

[Bjerknes]

They said it was gayman nastyness.

They also said you are cept-wormtown nastiness and a cesspool.

 

[Martin]

Lol I'm just joking, come on you know me, Martin.

But insulting my hair is indeed a no-no.

You are the prankster

Some more comments then. The beard and glasses makes Burke look like a brand new (and somewhat disturbing looking, but smart all the same) Burke (kinda like a Freudian disguise). And Enron? Pah, he just looks normal. Although I do like his accent (and not in that "oooh I looove that accent" meaning I hate Andy's accent, no I just like his accent).

 

[Enron]

You are the prankster

Some more comments then. The beard and glasses makes Burke look like a brand new (and somewhat disturbing looking, but smart all the same) Burke (kinda like a Freudian disguise). And Enron? Pah, he just looks normal. Although I do like his accent (and not in that "oooh I looove that accent" meaning I hate Andy's accent, no I just like his accent).

Accent? What accent? That's how I always sound.

 

[Bjerknes]

You are the prankster

Some more comments then. The beard and glasses makes Burke look like a brand new (and somewhat disturbing looking, but smart all the same) Burke (kinda like a Freudian disguise). And Enron? Pah, he just looks normal. Although I do like his accent (and not in that "oooh I looove that accent" meaning I hate Andy's accent, no I just like his accent).

I'm not going to lie here, Martin... I'm not sure what you're talking about.

 

[Martin]

I'm not going to lie here, Martin... I'm not sure what you're talking about.

In that case, you need a haircut

 

[Bjerknes]

In that case, you need a haircut

Just a little trim up. I don't look good with obcessively short hair.

 

[Martin]

Just a little trim up. I don't look good with obcessively short hair.

I hear ya, nothing like mom's haircut.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Ruben Boumtje-Boumtje

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

They also said you are cept-wormtown nastiness and a cesspool.

Your point?

 

[swag]

I'd watch Al Jazeera if only they would ululate more.