Typical GOL TV Commentary by one of my"compatriots" and another douchebag (1 Viewer)

[Bjerknes]

This is footage of commentation from Barcelona - Villareal that was aired on GOL TV. Just listen to the brilliant commentation American football fans have to deal with... what a bunch of losels seriously just put Burke Enron and I on that ridiculous disgrace of a channel.

 

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[Enron]

Oh man that is staight worm town.

 

[swag]

I didn't realize that pants are optional for GolTV announcers.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

What a great video though.

 

[JCK]

The video is dark

 

[Enron]

As is Wormtown.

 

[JCK]

Yea, but I don't watch Wormtown

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

But it watches you, from under my fat stomach.

 

[Enron]

Wormtown is not watched, it is experienced.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I once came accross a man named francine in Wormtown......but that was ages ago, when I was young, and Wormtown was real.

 

[Enron]

Those were the days, before the coppers and the politicians ruled the streets.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

And I was still a snot-nosed punk with my first fap shoe.

 

[Enron]

Ah, the Wonder Years.

 

[JCK]

But seriously now, how do keep up with such commentators?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

UN translators.

 

[Martin]

What is with Andy's high school rock band hair?

Anyway, you're making a big deal over 20 seconds of video. You should listen to some Al Jaezera commentary, you'd get a kick out of it.

 

[Enron]

But seriously now, how do keep up with such commentators?

Patience and a knowledge of the sport.

 

[JCK]

What is with Andy's high school rock band hair?

Anyway, you're making a big deal over 20 seconds of video. You should listen to some Al Jaezera commentary, you'd get a kick out of it.

How do you understan what Al Jazeera commentary are saying?

 

[Enron]

What is with Andy's high school rock band hair?

Anyway, you're making a big deal over 20 seconds of video. You should listen to some Al Jaezera commentary, you'd get a kick out of it.

Eh, we just thought the excited noises were good for a laugh.

 

[Martin]

How do you understan what Al Jazeera commentary are saying?

I don't. But if they are always as ridiculous as the one time someone translated exactly what they were saying (which is a reasonable assumption), then I have a pretty good idea.