TLN? You think I'm some sorta Canuck or somethin'?!
Sorry, but I do not have moose antlers on my car.
Because I've long refused to get GolTV. At its best, GolTV is drinking from the footie firehose. At its worst, it's all the lameness in coverage and announcers as a RAI Int'l but without any of RAI's amateurish charm and local Italian insider perspectives.
A man has to pretend to be cultured once in a while, and GolTV just doesn't cut it.

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