Things To Do Before I Die (13 Viewers)

[Maresca]

I also would like to see the new stadium of juve before i die:faq1:

 

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[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I called up my friend Leroy on the phone, I said, "Buddy I'm afraid to be alone, 'cuz I got some weird ideas in my head, of things to do in Denver when you're dead."

 

[Seven]

You forgot one:

- get cancer

 

[Azzurri7]

I'd ask Jennifer Lopez to sleep with me before I die.

 

[Seven]

If I were to die within hours I'd just rape her.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

to see binter relegated and stuck there forever

 

[Azzurri7]

Nah, wouldn't be nice. It's better to accept and have a good time before you die, rather than just fighting and catching her from her hair .

 

[ReBeL]

-swim through the Atlantic ocean
-swim through the Pacific ocean
-not be eaten by sharks

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I want to swim in my bathtub and be eaten sharks.

 

[3pac]

I want to be australian

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I want to make love to a man.

 

[Martin]

- Go Crazy with a Bulldozer in a scrapyard!!

This one by far sounds like the most fun of those you listed

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Yea I hear that.

 

[sateeh]

I want to be australian

:toast:

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Dude, you know the Bush quote in your sig is really mine, right?

Just ask Andy.....

 

[sateeh]

Dude, you know the Bush quote in your sig is really mine, right?

Just ask Andy.....

u mean u had in ur sig ? or u actually said it
if u said it then i would gladly put ur name next to it

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Yea, I said it as a joke playing on Pres. Bushy.

I was pretending to be him.....

But the quote is, "Get chemo once, shame on you, get chemo twice......you can't get chemo twice."

The actual Bushy quote was, "Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice.....ohh wait a second....well, the bottom line is..."

 

[sateeh]

Yea, I said it as a joke playing on Pres. Bushy.

I was pretending to be him.....

But the quote is, "Get chemo once, shame on you, get chemo twice......you can't get chemo twice."

The actual Bushy quote was, "Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice.....ohh wait a second....well, the bottom line is..."

then its only fair

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

Yea, I said it as a joke playing on Pres. Bushy.

I was pretending to be him.....

But the quote is, "Get chemo once, shame on you, get chemo twice......you can't get chemo twice."

The actual Bushy quote was, "Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice.....ohh wait a second....well, the bottom line is..."

thats too coherent for him

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

For Bush?