Things Not To Say During Sex! (1 Viewer)

[Byrone]

Im guilty of the 4th last pointumpkin:

 

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[GordoDeCentral]

"actually your sister likes it like this" is what you say right after you grab her hair and go for it doggystyle for some Rodeo Sex

 

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[Byrone]

indeed it is altair +rep man!

 

[flieeeekke]

i think i said few of those

i bet burke said more than half though

 

[Byrone]

pado probably has patents on all of those

 

[flieeeekke]

i dont think pado ever paid a shoe. or the owner of the shoe

 

[Byrone]

i hear u

 

[Slagathor]

Anyone ever pull that classic line of saying you've got HIV halfway through?

 

[Byrone]

erik have u pulled that one as an april fools joke today

 

[Slagathor]

Having sex on April 1st is way too dangerous for me

 

[Byrone]

is that so my dutch bruvva? care to ellaborate

 

[Hambon]

Anyone ever pull that classic line of saying you've got HIV halfway through?

haha

or for that matter "shit!!! my herpes is acting up"

 

[Slagathor]

There are two days per year on which I don't have sex (well, probably a bit more but I meant to say there's two days per year on which I won't have sex ):

A) April 1st cause I don't want to be the victim of some nasty joke
B) On mum's birthday cause it's unholy

 

[flieeeekke]

B) On mum's birthday cause it's unholy

:toast: int:

 

[Byrone]

i love ur view on things erik - priceless!

 

[Hambon]

how bout....

after a drunken night

oh man your soo tight.....and she is like wrong hole fcker...

or....oh you feel so goood.....and she is like your not even in me....

killers man....killers..hahah

 

[Byrone]

good grief who's the man in ur tar erik?

 

[Hambon]

There are two days per year on which I don't have sex (well, probably a bit more but I meant to say there's two days per year on which I won't have sex ):

A) April 1st cause I don't want to be the victim of some nasty joke
B) On mum's birthday cause it's unholy

what about on friday the 13th ??

 

[Slagathor]

i love ur view on things erik - priceless!

You're welcome

what about on friday the 13th ??

Don't be silly; I'm not superstitious

good grief who's the man in ur tar erik?

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