Thiago "The Fired Fraud" Motta (143 Viewers)

[Vlad]

Asked ChatGPT to write a roast on Motta:

“ Thiago Motta as Juventus coach? Oh boy, here we go. The man went from inventing a 2-7-2 formation in a press conference to somehow convincing Juventus that he’s the next tactical genius. At this rate, I wouldn’t be surprised if he starts playing Di Gregorio as a false nine.

Juve fans thought Allegri’s football was dull? Just wait until they see Motta’s version of “possession-based” play—sideways passing at the speed of a tortoise on sedatives. You can already hear the Allianz Stadium collectively groaning as Juventus struggle to break down 10-man Venezia.

And let’s be real, this guy had one decent season at Bologna and suddenly he’s the second coming of Lippi? Juventus hiring Motta is like upgrading from a broken-down Fiat to a slightly newer Fiat—still unreliable, still likely to stall when it matters most.

Good luck to Juventus fans. You survived Pirlo’s internship and Allegri’s 19th-century football; now get ready for the Thiago Motta Tactical Experiment—results may vary, but disappointment is guaranteed”

fairly accurate, but we get much better material out of @Turk_Bianconero on a daily basis.

Deep Seek:
Oh, Thiago Motta, the man who somehow convinced Juventus he’s the next big thing in coaching. Let’s break it down: he’s got the charisma of a substitute teacher trying to control a rowdy classroom. His tactics? Let’s just say they’re as predictable as a soap opera plot twist. And don’t even get me started on his sideline demeanor—he looks like he’s constantly solving a math problem in his head while his team is out there playing like they’ve never met before. Amateur hour? More like amateur era. Juventus didn’t hire a coach; they hired a guy who’s still figuring out if he’s a philosopher or a football manager. Spoiler: he’s neither.

Thiago Motta, the man who looks like he’s always one bad result away from Googling “how to coach a football team.” This guy walks into Juventus like he’s the main character in a football manager simulation game, except he forgot to turn off the “amateur difficulty” setting. His press conferences are a masterclass in saying a lot of words while somehow saying nothing at all—like a politician avoiding a question about taxes.

And his tactics? Oh, they’re *innovative*—if by innovative you mean “let’s try this and hope it works.” He’s out here drawing up formations that look like a toddler’s finger-painting project. 3-2-5? 4-6-0? Thiago, my guy, this isn’t FIFA Ultimate Team; you can’t just throw random numbers together and expect a trophy.

But hey, at least he’s consistent—consistently confusing, that is. He’s like that one friend who insists he knows a shortcut but ends up getting everyone lost. Juventus fans are out here praying for a miracle, while Thiago’s probably just praying his iPad doesn’t crash during the game. The man’s not just a coach; he’s a walking, talking mystery box. And not the fun kind—more like the “why did I buy this?” kind.

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ChatGPT is spending too much time on tuz

Deep seek
Ah, Juventuz—the holy grail of Juventus banter and the place where Thiago Motta probably gets roasted harder than a panini in a press grill.

 

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[Post Ironic]

Cardiff is where we died as a club. Ever since that day we lost it all.

I think that final is what set off a series of terrible decisions, starting with Tootsie for Marotta, Ronaldo without a plan to build an CL winning team around him, and then Allegri for Sarri instead of a top coach.

It’s interesting, because we had a fantastic season in 17-18, with 95 point domestic double and our best goal differential in the league in the modern era. Add in going out to eventual CL winners Real Madrid on a dodgy penalty in QFs… but that should have been the last hurrah for that team, given how old it was getting. And when we chose to move on from Marotta and go with Tootsie and consequently try to win CL that next season with essentially the same team + Ronaldo… well…

But you are right. Cardiff kinda kicked it all off.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

The Juventuz forum is one of the most chaotic, unhinged, and downright entertaining places on the internet for Juventus fans. It’s where passion, frustration, and absolute madness collide into an endless cycle of hot takes, meltdowns, and occasionally, some genuinely insightful football discussion—though that’s often buried beneath layers of rage and trolling.

A War Zone of Opinions

No matter what happens with Juventus—win, lose, or draw—the forum will explode. A 1-0 victory? Allegri is a dinosaur, the team plays prehistoric football, and Giuntoli should be exiled. A loss? Immediate apocalypse. Sell everyone, sack the coach, and burn the club to the ground. Even if Juventus manages a solid performance, there’s always someone ready to downplay it, insisting that everything is still terrible and the club is heading for disaster.

The best (or worst) part? Nobody is safe. Players, coaches, board members—everyone gets shredded to pieces on a daily basis. You’ll see entire threads dedicated to trashing individual players, whether it’s Vlahović for missing a chance, Chiesa for being too selfish, or Rabiot for existing. If a player has a bad game, he’s “finished.” If he has a good one, he’s “world-class” until his next bad game, at which point the cycle resets.

Allegri Wars: The Forum’s Civil War

Few things define Juventuz quite like the Allegri Wars. The forum has been locked in an eternal battle between the Allegri In and Allegri Out factions, though let’s be real—by now, the Allegri In camp has been reduced to about three people hiding in the shadows, dodging attacks from an army of furious Allegri Out posters. The amount of energy spent debating Allegri’s tactics (or lack thereof) is staggering. Every match thread turns into an academic dissertation on his football philosophy, with one side calling him a “pragmatic genius” and the other side demanding his immediate dismissal for crimes against football.

Transfer Windows = Pure Insanity

When the transfer window opens, Juventuz becomes a lawless wasteland. Rumors fly at hyperspeed, and for every legitimate report, there are 50 fake ones, all fueling wild speculation. Someone will post a link from an unreliable Twitter account, and suddenly, the entire forum is convinced that Mbappé is arriving on loan with an option to buy. Then, when reality sets in, the meltdown begins. “Why are we so slow?” “Why is Giuntoli asleep?” “Why do we always sign average players?”

Then comes the inevitable moment when Juventus signs someone unexpected, and the reaction shifts to, “Who the hell is this guy?” followed by days of arguments about whether the new signing is a hidden gem or a complete waste of money.

Match Threads: A Rollercoaster of Emotions

Juventuz match threads are something else. The overreactions are instantaneous. If Juventus scores early, the forum is filled with posts like “Wow, we might actually be good” and “This is the turning point!” If the opponent scores, suddenly “Season over” and “We’re worse than mid-table teams.” The emotional swings are so extreme you’d think people were watching life-or-death events rather than a football match.

Some common themes in match threads:
• If Juventus concedes: “Same old Allegri, same old problems.”
• If Juventus struggles to score: “Sell Vlahović, he’s useless.”
• If a player misplaces one pass: “He’s finished.”
• If Juventus wins: “Still not convincing, this isn’t sustainable.”
• If Juventus loses: “Liquidate the club.”

Trolls, Banter, and Long-Term Feuds

The forum has its fair share of legendary trolls and provocateurs who seem to exist solely to wind people up. Some are die-hard Allegri defenders, others are eternal doomers who think Juventus is doomed no matter what. Then there are the long-running feuds between users, where certain people have been arguing about the same topic for years, completely unable to let it go.

Why Juventuz Is Still Great Despite the Chaos

For all its insanity, Juventuz is still the place to go if you want raw, unfiltered opinions about Juventus. Buried beneath the chaos, you’ll actually find some sharp tactical analysis, deep dives into Juventus’ financial situation, and historical discussions about the club’s past. And when Juventus actually does well (rare these days), the forum becomes a celebration of pure joy.

It’s a madhouse, but it’s our madhouse. If you’re a Juventus fan and you’re not on Juventuz, you’re missing out on one of the wildest corners of the internet. Just be prepared—you might come for the discussion, but you’ll stay for the absolute carnage.

 

[Vlad]

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Allegri wars

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

It mentioned the Allegri forum wars FFS

What have you fuckers done? I’m dying here

 

[Vlad]

Deep seek:
Ah, *Juventuz*—it’s not just a forum; it’s a **way of life** for Juventus fans. Imagine a chaotic, passionate, and sometimes unhinged digital colosseum where Juventus supporters gather to celebrate, vent, argue, and roast everything related to the club. It’s like the Wild West of football forums, but with more Italian swear words and endless debates about whether Allegri was a genius or a terrorist (spoiler: it depends on the day).

Here’s what makes Juventuz special:

1. **The Banter**: If you’re looking for top-tier memes, savage roasts, and relentless trolling, Juventuz is the place. Whether it’s a player underperforming, a coach making questionable decisions, or the board signing yet another “next big thing” who turns out to be a flop, the forum will have a 20-page thread dissecting it with humor so sharp it could cut through Parmesan.

2. **The Passion**: These fans LIVE for Juventus. Win, lose, or draw, they’re there, analyzing every pass, every tackle, and every substitution like their lives depend on it. The match threads are a rollercoaster of emotions—one minute they’re declaring the team the greatest in history, and the next they’re calling for everyone to be sold.

3. **The Drama**: Juventuz is where conspiracy theories are born. Referees are always against Juve, the FIGC is corrupt, and every other club is somehow cheating. It’s a place where logic takes a backseat, and passion drives the narrative. And honestly, it’s glorious.

4. **The Nostalgia**: Old-school fans reminisce about the days of Del Piero, Trezeguet, and Conte’s unbeaten season, while younger fans argue about whether Vlahovic is the next Batistuta or just an overpriced striker. It’s a beautiful mix of past and present.

5. **The Meltdowns**: Oh, the meltdowns. Lose to a smaller team? Draw at home? Sign a player nobody asked for? The forum explodes. Threads move at lightning speed, and the takes get hotter than a Neapolitan pizza fresh out of the oven. It’s chaos, but it’s *their* chaos.

In short, Juventuz is the heartbeat of Juventus fandom online. It’s where fans come to celebrate, suffer, and everything in between. If you’re a Juventus supporter, it’s home. If you’re not, it’s probably the most entertaining place to lurk and watch the madness unfold. Forza Juve, and may the forum threads forever be in our favor!

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It mentioned the Allegri forum wars FFS

What have you fuckers done? I’m dying here

Whether Allegri is a genius or a terrorist

 

[kronos]

The Juventuz forum is one of the most chaotic, unhinged, and downright entertaining places on the internet for Juventus fans. It’s where passion, frustration, and absolute madness collide into an endless cycle of hot takes, meltdowns, and occasionally, some genuinely insightful football discussion—though that’s often buried beneath layers of rage and trolling.

A War Zone of Opinions

No matter what happens with Juventus—win, lose, or draw—the forum will explode. A 1-0 victory? Allegri is a dinosaur, the team plays prehistoric football, and Giuntoli should be exiled. A loss? Immediate apocalypse. Sell everyone, sack the coach, and burn the club to the ground. Even if Juventus manages a solid performance, there’s always someone ready to downplay it, insisting that everything is still terrible and the club is heading for disaster.

The best (or worst) part? Nobody is safe. Players, coaches, board members—everyone gets shredded to pieces on a daily basis. You’ll see entire threads dedicated to trashing individual players, whether it’s Vlahović for missing a chance, Chiesa for being too selfish, or Rabiot for existing. If a player has a bad game, he’s “finished.” If he has a good one, he’s “world-class” until his next bad game, at which point the cycle resets.

Allegri Wars: The Forum’s Civil War

Few things define Juventuz quite like the Allegri Wars. The forum has been locked in an eternal battle between the Allegri In and Allegri Out factions, though let’s be real—by now, the Allegri In camp has been reduced to about three people hiding in the shadows, dodging attacks from an army of furious Allegri Out posters. The amount of energy spent debating Allegri’s tactics (or lack thereof) is staggering. Every match thread turns into an academic dissertation on his football philosophy, with one side calling him a “pragmatic genius” and the other side demanding his immediate dismissal for crimes against football.

Transfer Windows = Pure Insanity

When the transfer window opens, Juventuz becomes a lawless wasteland. Rumors fly at hyperspeed, and for every legitimate report, there are 50 fake ones, all fueling wild speculation. Someone will post a link from an unreliable Twitter account, and suddenly, the entire forum is convinced that Mbappé is arriving on loan with an option to buy. Then, when reality sets in, the meltdown begins. “Why are we so slow?” “Why is Giuntoli asleep?” “Why do we always sign average players?”

Then comes the inevitable moment when Juventus signs someone unexpected, and the reaction shifts to, “Who the hell is this guy?” followed by days of arguments about whether the new signing is a hidden gem or a complete waste of money.

Match Threads: A Rollercoaster of Emotions

Juventuz match threads are something else. The overreactions are instantaneous. If Juventus scores early, the forum is filled with posts like “Wow, we might actually be good” and “This is the turning point!” If the opponent scores, suddenly “Season over” and “We’re worse than mid-table teams.” The emotional swings are so extreme you’d think people were watching life-or-death events rather than a football match.

Some common themes in match threads:
• If Juventus concedes: “Same old Allegri, same old problems.”
• If Juventus struggles to score: “Sell Vlahović, he’s useless.”
• If a player misplaces one pass: “He’s finished.”
• If Juventus wins: “Still not convincing, this isn’t sustainable.”
• If Juventus loses: “Liquidate the club.”

Trolls, Banter, and Long-Term Feuds

The forum has its fair share of legendary trolls and provocateurs who seem to exist solely to wind people up. Some are die-hard Allegri defenders, others are eternal doomers who think Juventus is doomed no matter what. Then there are the long-running feuds between users, where certain people have been arguing about the same topic for years, completely unable to let it go.

Why Juventuz Is Still Great Despite the Chaos

For all its insanity, Juventuz is still the place to go if you want raw, unfiltered opinions about Juventus. Buried beneath the chaos, you’ll actually find some sharp tactical analysis, deep dives into Juventus’ financial situation, and historical discussions about the club’s past. And when Juventus actually does well (rare these days), the forum becomes a celebration of pure joy.

It’s a madhouse, but it’s our madhouse. If you’re a Juventus fan and you’re not on Juventuz, you’re missing out on one of the wildest corners of the internet. Just be prepared—you might come for the discussion, but you’ll stay for the absolute carnage.

This is golden
Allegri wars

 

[Hydde]

It could have digged deeper.

What about The Matri-Quagliarella civil war? Or the Fuck Giovinco days?

Massimo Diculo? Asamoah´s dong Poetry?

 

[Siamak]

Cassano to Viva El Futbol; “In 7 months #Motta has done worse and worse, the last 2 weeks have been disastrous. Motta is a very good coach but he doesn’t have the status to coach #Juve , he is in great confusion and I don’t even see his idea of football. #Giuntoli doesn’t take a position”

[Nico Schira]

 

[campionesidd]

Massimo Di Culo was the highest point in all of Tuz history.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

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Some of those are accurate some of that is complete bullshit

 

[PhRoZeN]

Nice try chatGPT, but I see AI hallucinations are kicking in, some of these are not even real, especially Massimo Di Culo it's time to retrain that model.

 

[juventus4life]

Fiorentina have never signed Berbatov.

 

[juve123]

Tacchinardi:"At the beginning of the season, I had a lot of faith in Motta, but it’s not working out. The team has no style of play it’s flat and doesn’t respond to the coach’s instructions. He’s lost control, and there’s not much connection with the players.I can't see how is allowed to continue as a coach this wouldn't happen at any other big club”
(Tuttojuve )

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Montolivo:"Motta never changed his approach, even though the players struggled to adapt to that system and didn’t seem suited for that style of play.He was always obsessed with possession in the game, but come on change it up! Give the team a different kind of stimulus. Instead, he didn’t even try."
(Sky italia)

 

[s4tch]

Tacchinardi:"At the beginning of the season, I had a lot of faith in Motta, but it’s not working out. The team has no style of play it’s flat and doesn’t respond to the coach’s instructions. He’s lost control, and there’s not much connection with the players.I can't see how is allowed to continue as a coach this wouldn't happen at any other big club”
(Tuttojuve )

this is spot on, fully mirrors my exact feelings

 

[Salvo]

Apparently has had a falling out with Thuram as well.

Who hasn't this guy had a falling out with?

I don't think there is anything worse than a stubborn coach. Especially a stubborn coach that has never won anything.

 

[DeviAngel]

#Motta is shaking, #Juve-#Genoa will decide.

A full-term trust for the coach. The CEO #Scanavino and #Giuntoli ask from Thiago to have more discussions with the players.

@GnocchiGene - The Ball Breaker
#Motta justifies the negative period of #Juve: "We are suffering from an unfavorable calendar: many Sundays in one month"

 

[s4tch]

#Motta justifies the negative period of #Juve: "We are suffering from an unfavorable calendar: many Sundays in one month"

fuck me

worthy winner of the monthly mazzarri prize

 

[CrimsonianKing]

#Motta justifies the negative period of #Juve: "We are suffering from an unfavorable calendar: many Sundays in one month"

 

[Badass J Elkann]

Apparently has had a falling out with Thuram as well.

Who hasn't this guy had a falling out with?

I don't think there is anything worse than a stubborn coach. Especially a stubborn coach that has never won anything.

This is the most disappointing thing about Motta. I expected him to have a much better personal approach, its bad enough hearing Giuntoli having bad relationship with players and agents alike, it's another when the coach is the same... this really is the end.