Asked ChatGPT to write a roast on Motta:
“ Thiago Motta as Juventus coach? Oh boy, here we go. The man went from inventing a 2-7-2 formation in a press conference to somehow convincing Juventus that he’s the next tactical genius. At this rate, I wouldn’t be surprised if he starts playing Di Gregorio as a false nine.
Juve fans thought Allegri’s football was dull? Just wait until they see Motta’s version of “possession-based” play—sideways passing at the speed of a tortoise on sedatives. You can already hear the Allianz Stadium collectively groaning as Juventus struggle to break down 10-man Venezia.
And let’s be real, this guy had one decent season at Bologna and suddenly he’s the second coming of Lippi? Juventus hiring Motta is like upgrading from a broken-down Fiat to a slightly newer Fiat—still unreliable, still likely to stall when it matters most.
Good luck to Juventus fans. You survived Pirlo’s internship and Allegri’s 19th-century football;
now get ready for the Thiago Motta Tactical Experiment—results may vary, but disappointment is guaranteed”

fairly accurate, but we get much better material out of
@Turk_Bianconero on a daily basis.