The Wish List and General Discussion Thread (48 Viewers)

[Martin]

Juve's solution:

-Build a time machine
-Go back in time
-Kidnap the dude in my avatar
-Go back to real-time
-Sign the dude
-Watch Juve win

Why not just go back in time, take everyone's trophies and put them in our cabinet?

 

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[Nedvěd]

Probably the most realistic solution put together so far.

And the sexiest. Laudrup = epic footballing orgasm!

Why not just go back in time, take everyone's trophies and put them in our cabinet?

You don't need a time machine to do that, Just look at Inter.

 

[K.O.]

Why would we sign him after kidnapping him? let him play for free like a slave.

And since we're wasting our money and resources on building that time machine, at least we can kidnap others from that same era. Platini, Maradona, Van Basten, and possibly Brian Clough (If it's possible to kidnap him).

This clearly isn't the best solution.

 

[Fake Melo]

If we really were going back in time, we should have told Osama Bin Laden that George Bush is in Giuseppe Meazza/San Siro during Inter-AC Milan match and a lot of peoples life would be saved from the 9-11-attacks, including Burkes brothers.

 

[K.O.]

Osama Bin Laden is not that stupid, he knows where Bush is.

And why would this save the 9/11 victims? Bin Laden can still mastermind the 9/11 after killing Bush.

 

[Martin]

If we really were going back in time, we should have told Osama Bin Laden that George Bush is in Giuseppe Meazza/San Siro during Inter-AC Milan match and a lot of peoples life would be saved from the 9-11-attacks, including Burkes brothers.

Why not just go back in time and give Osama in adoption to a gay California couple, he would have grown up with a whole different set of convictions.

 

[Zacheryah]

You're the guy who hates dark-skinned Brazilians right? Would expect you to say something like that.

first of all,its pretty weak to try proving a point by stating that, i have bashed giovinco for a long time and you didnt had a good reply then, so now you revert to this ? pathetic...

Hate ? where did i say that ? I went to brazil in october last year with friends and we had a great time, mostly because of the awsome nightlife.

thing is,at juventus i prefer football, not nightlife.

Giovinco on the other side, i dont like because he doesnt have enough talent to overcome his physical penalty's. I have been saying this for a long time now, and most players here completely agree with it.

For a counterattacking bottomside team, he is a good player because he doesnt have to worry about tracking back, and on the counter there is alot of space and speed.
For juventus who has to build the play against those sides, he is not good enough for the above reason.

 

[Fake Melo]

Osama Bin Laden is not that stupid, he knows where Bush is.

And why would this save the 9/11 victims? Bin Laden can still mastermind the 9/11 after killing Bush.

D'AH! We would have warned them

Why not just go back in time and give Osama in adoption to a gay California couple, he would have grown up with a whole different set of convictions.

But then, none of the Inter-AC Milan players or supporters would have been burned by him!

 

[Martin]

But then, none of the Inter-AC Milan players or supporters would have been burned by him!

And?

 

[Nedvěd]

Why would we sign him after kidnapping him? let him play for free like a slave.

And since we're wasting our money and resources on building that time machine, at least we can kidnap others from that same era. Platini, Maradona, Van Basten, and possibly Brian Clough (If it's possible to kidnap him).

This clearly isn't the best solution.

I just want Laudrup. :frown:

If we really were going back in time, we should have told Osama Bin Laden that George Bush is in Giuseppe Meazza/San Siro during Inter-AC Milan match and a lot of peoples life would be saved from the 9-11-attacks, including Burkes brothers.

San Siro is too nice to be destroyed. Go back in time and put poison in Massimo Moratti milk.

 

[Byrone]

first of all,its pretty weak to try proving a point by stating that, i have bashed giovinco for a long time and you didnt had a good reply then, so now you revert to this ? pathetic...

Hate ? where did i say that ? I went to brazil in october last year with friends and we had a great time, mostly because of the awsome nightlife.

thing is,at juventus i prefer football, not nightlife.

Giovinco on the other side, i dont like because he doesnt have enough talent to overcome his physical penalty's. I have been saying this for a long time now, and most players here completely agree with it.

For a counterattacking bottomside team, he is a good player because he doesnt have to worry about tracking back, and on the counter there is alot of space and speed.
For juventus who has to build the play against those sides, he is not good enough for the above reason.

Zac you are one odd character, you can make such sense, quite a bit & then you can say something completely retarded. I think it's to do with english not being your preferred language, anyway you have been growing on me like a wart.

 

[Fake Melo]

And?

Then they would be alive

 

[Martin]

Then they would be alive

And?

 

[K.O.]

None of this is making any sense! Bah, time machine? really?

 

[Bjerknes]

Quag-Matri

Pastore

Marchisio-Aquilani-Melo

Ziegler-Chiellini-Bonucci-Beck

Buffon

Nice and realistic.

Not realistic with DN as the manager.

Pastore-Matri-Krasic

Marchisio-Aquilani-Melo

Ziegler-Chiellini-Bonucci-Beck

Buffon

Coach - Del Neri

Now that's the hot shit right there, minus the manager. Pastore will have a free role to create whatever he wants and Krasic will have more space to work with. The opposition will not be able to send two defenders to both Pastore and Krasic when Matri is in there and Aqui and Marchisio coming from deep. Much love to the 4-3-3.

Pastore open to Juventus move
Palermo starlet Javier Pastore has hinted that he would rather join Juventus than Barcelona.

The 21-year-old Argentina international has made no secret of his desire to move to Catalonia, but also has the maturity to admit that he would find it hard to be a regular in the first team.

Speaking while on international duty, Pastore was asked to reveal who he would sign for given the opportunity: Juventus or Barcelona?

“My priority is always to play and so I would say the first of the two options,” he said.

“I'd be on the bench a lot at teams like Barcelona and Real Madrid, and this doesn't suit me.

“We'll maybe talk about it again when I am 28.

“Like I have already said, I count on staying here for a couple of other season.

“I believe that if the squad remains young and talented, we can aspire for important objectives.

“Let me explain myself with an example: at San Siro against Inter our season was on the point of taking off. Instead we let Inter come back out of naivety and assorted errors.

“With the experience of this year, I believe that we will not make the same mistakes anymore.”
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Would be sweet.

And in none of that does he even mention Juventus.

Football Italia :rolleyes2

If we really were going back in time, we should have told Osama Bin Laden that George Bush is in Giuseppe Meazza/San Siro during Inter-AC Milan match and a lot of peoples life would be saved from the 9-11-attacks, including Burkes brothers.

That would be fantastic. RIP Todd and Timmy, but seriously, rip off Marotti's face.

You're the guy who hates dark-skinned Brazilians right? Would expect you to say something like that.

 

[Hust]

first of all,its pretty weak to try proving a point by stating that, i have bashed giovinco for a long time and you didnt had a good reply then, so now you revert to this ? pathetic...

Hate ? where did i say that ? I went to brazil in october last year with friends and we had a great time, mostly because of the awsome nightlife.

thing is,at juventus i prefer football, not nightlife.

Giovinco on the other side, i dont like because he doesnt have enough talent to overcome his physical penalty's. I have been saying this for a long time now, and most players here completely agree with it.

For a counterattacking bottomside team, he is a good player because he doesnt have to worry about tracking back, and on the counter there is alot of space and speed.
For juventus who has to build the play against those sides, he is not good enough for the above reason.

Umm...

:dazed:

 

[da_ledgeaun]

Umm...

:dazed:

 

[Nicholas]

Sanchez? ooooooo

 

[RAMI-N]

???

 

[Nicholas]

We want him. (Couple of days old news)