The "we used to have female members before Elvin scared them away" Thread (12 Viewers)

[Red]

So you were using your Prediction powers when the game started

Maybe.

As I recall it was a shit trip down to Edinburgh. People on the bus were dicks, no drink allowed on the 3hr trip and we went to a pub miles away from the ground so there was no atmosphere.

Also I would have been shitting myself when this was taken as it was a few minutes before the first game of the season.

 

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[Azzurri7]

Because we are like a family on here.

and one happy gayism family.

 

[V]

Is this the former flirting thread?

(A cute story was once here)

 

[Alfio_87]

nice, nothing but respect for the girl

 

[Sarah]

Aww how cute. So the real question is how do you plan on impressing her because she definitely wins it with the learning about Juventus.

 

[Alfio_87]

impress her by giving her a voucher to the nearest surgeon.
Yes Breast Implants!

 

[Elvin]

I gotta visit Zagreb weddings sometime...

"Good Luck Vlat"

 

[V]

nice, nothing but respect for the girl

Definetly, my last ex was a Milan fan. :sick:

Aww how cute. So the real question is how do you plan on impressing her because she definitely wins it with the learning about Juventus.

Yeah, I melted when she did that.

Hey, I have a huge talent for sweet-talking, she's coming to visit in 2 weeks.

 

[Sarah]

Definetly, my last ex was a Milan fan. :sick:

Yeah, I melted when she did that.

Hey, I have a huge talent for sweet-talking, she's coming to visit in 2 weeks.

Well you need to get your sweet-talking into high gear at least you have 2 weeks to prepare

 

[HelterSkelter]

You could sing the Yoodle song for her on your first date

 

[Dinsdale]

Just say: "Hey baby, are you ready to get in on with the Vlatman?"

 

[V]

Wow, so many true romantics on here.

 

[chester]

It doesn't really matter what you do, just don't be yourself

No really, ask her what her interests are and see if you can also find some info about that, so that there are things to talk about when she comes over.

 

[Sarah]

Just say: "Hey baby, are you ready to get in on with the Vlatman?"

As a female, I would say this would be the best line to use.

 

[Dinsdale]

Thanks babe.

 

[HelterSkelter]

Whatever you do,just dont say 'Id Like to be the father of your children'.I did that once almost 6 years ago,and ive suffered since!

 

[Dinsdale]

You're like the Pakistani version of Mick Jagger?

 

[V]

It doesn't really matter what you do, just don't be yourself

No really, ask her what her interests are and see if you can also find some info about that, so that there are things to talk about when she comes over.

Hey, I was just sharing a cute anegdote, I don't need advice from you's lot.

For what it's worth, salman's yoddling is probably the best approach.

Anywho, time to hit that edit button, don't want my personal life online for tool long.

 

[HelterSkelter]

Did Mick say that?I love myself

 

[Dinsdale]

How many children do you have?