Thanks for the clarification but, I just assumed thats what you guys were doing although I couldn't pinpoint waht panucci was for but, Maldini's reference made sense ...but definitely greatest post ever.
I'm gonna have to assume you are not familiar with what fangirling is though.
Ok fangirling is a little hard to define so I had to get a little help in describing it. Fangirl is a girl who is obsessed with someone in this case players. Its when a female has overstepped the line between healthy fandom and indecent obsession.
Its kind of like fanboys if you are familiar with that. They tend to gather in livejournal communities and write fanfics kind of like your greatest post ever. Although contrary to popular belief they are not all ugly so don't be to quick to judge fangirls.
Oh and I totally forgot to mention that not all fangirling is unhealthy and can be used in an affectionate manner when a girl can acknowledge her own passion and is a bit less obsessed.