The "we used to have female members before Elvin scared them away" Thread (11 Viewers)

[Marc]

What am I the only girl who has posted her picture on here? Because if I am I feel a little tricked...

I don´t think so. Elvin (our member) has a ton of female pics from this Forum saved in his special folder.

 

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[Zé Tahir]

Changed Prefrences?

Betay, tum mere se kuch seeklay

 

[Elvin]

We need to make a rule for the girls: They can´t post until they post their pic.

Vlatko and Elvin, keep your hands on the keyboard.

oups... too late, man

I don´t think so. Elvin (our member) has a ton of female pics from this Forum saved in his special folder.

Oh come ooon. That's not true, I also have males....

 

[Sarah]

Not if you've seen pictures.


I WILL BE THE JUDGE OF THAT!





PS - Ze ze is either an absolute genius or a fucking retard......

trying to decide.

Yeah I've seen pictures of Camilla but, I think you are not allowed to make fun of royalty so I won't involve myself with that...

Go ahead and judge all you want

Hey neither am I but everyone makes an exception now and then.

Yeah thats true....

We need to make a rule for the girls: They can´t post until they post their pic.

Vlatko and Elvin, keep your hands on the keyboard.

I actually agree because if I posted my photo other girls should post theres.

What's there not to like? Juve heaven for Juventus fans, can't get any better than that.

and no you're not the first girl to post your pic. This thread has this many pages because the girls and Elvin kept it going. Ignore the testosterone filled posts, they haven't been outside in a long while

Yeah thats the only reason I joined was to hear opinions about Juve other than my own and the people I watch the games with since I'm usually the only Serie A fan.

 

[Elvin]

Why? We're perfect for each other.

Dude, have you checked the list of players she likes?

Believe me V, you are not her type

 

[V]

Dude, have you checked the list of players she likes?

Believe me V, you are not her type

Hey, she likes Italians. I've been mistaken for an Italian countless times. :eyebrows:

 

[Elvin]

Hey, she likes Italians. I've been mistaken for an Italian countless times. :eyebrows:

Man, her favourite player is Nocerino FFS plus Gattuso, Chiellini, they're just too sexy man.

 

[V]

Man, her favourite player is Nocerino FFS plus Gattuso, Chiellini, they're just too sexy man.

So, all he needs to learn is crossing and passing and he'll be great.

 

[Sarah]

Man, her favourite player is Nocerino FFS plus Gattuso, Chiellini, they're just too sexy man.

Yeah I do love Italians... but I'd just like to mention that those are my fave players not the best looking players although I do love Gattuso and Nocerino...I can make you my list of best looking players if you would like.

 

[Elvin]

Yeah I do love Italians... but I'd just like to mention that those are my fave players not the best looking players although I do love Gattuso and Nocerino...I can make you my list of best looking players if you would like.

Please do.

Looking forward to it, then I'll write mine

 

[Cuti]

Will you marry me?

Rolling and reeling.

you sad fuck

Doubt she is that stupid

or desperate

We need to make a rule for the girls: They can´t post until they post their pic.

Vlatko and Elvin, keep your hands on the keyboard.

good rule. When women join juventuz, V and El should be sent on holiday for a week, so they don't scare them off straight away

What's there not to like? Juve heaven for Juventus fans, can't get any better than that.

and no you're not the first girl to post your pic. This thread has this many pages because the girls and Elvin kept it going. Ignore the testosterone filled posts, they haven't been outside in a long while

Does that inclide your testosterone filled posts? or are you trying to flirt?

Hey, she likes Italians. I've been mistaken for an Italian countless times. :eyebrows:

its true, they once took him to be an Italian rubbish collector, and once he was honoured to be mistaken for a taxi driver. In fact he has it listed in his CV

 

[Zé Tahir]

Oh great, one by one the boys are waking up and finding this thread. Poor Sarah

I'm off to bed guys and girls, boa noite!

 

[V]

Oh boy, Elvin and Cuti at it at the same time, this thread is doomed.

G'nite Tahir, you're bailing just at the right time.

 

[Elvin]

Oh great, one by one the boys are waking up and finding this thread. Poor Sarah

I'm off to bed guys and girls, boa noite!

Have I called you "a Portuguese wanna-be" before, Ze?
Cause if not, I should have

 

[Cuti]

Oh boy, Elvin and Cuti at it at the same time, this thread is doomed.

G'nite Tahir, you're bailing just at the right time.

You're just pissed off cause she doesn't want you

It was just about to get interesting.

Also Elvin is a known destroyer of girl-forum relationships, so we should all be scared of him

 

[Elvin]

Yo, not like I care, but why the hell everyone keeps saying that I scared the girls away that time? I really forgot, i mean, that joke got really really old (FFS it was back in my "El Niño" days, I was on hormones (I think that was back when I had the 40 days, 40 nights vow )

Let's move on, and do some other gay shit

 

[Sarah]

Please do.

Looking forward to it, then I'll write mine

Ok Ill give you a condensed list becuase my real one is REALLY long.

1. Gattuso
2. Nocerino
3. Pazzini
4. Victor Valdes - Barca
5. Iaquinta
6. Marco Amelia
7. Bascially the Azzurri
8. Palladino - only when he does his smolder.
9. Xabi Alonso

Thats a condensed version of my list

 

[Azzurri7]

If you guys back into pics, let me know, i'll post some.... I have nothing better to do today.

 

[Elvin]

1. Gattuso
(wouldn't do him, wouldn't like to be done by him, to be exact )
2. Nocerino
(umm i guess he's just your type)
3. Pazzini (ok)
4. Victor Valdes - Barca
(a punk, good looking tho )
5. Iaquinta (are you fuckin' serious?)
6. Marco Amelia (another butcher in your list, I'm surprised u don't have Peruzzi)
7. Bascially the Azzurri (ok here, can't argue with 3 billion females world wide)
8. Palladino - only when he does his smolder. (nothin' special)
9. Xabi Alonso (Oh comon, his nose looks like a pigs' nose)

Thats a condensed version of my list.

 

[Sarah]

1. Gattuso (wouldn't do him, wouldn't like to be done by him, to be exact )
2. Nocerino (umm i guess he's just your type)
3. Pazzini (ok)
4. Victor Valdes - Barca (a punk, good looking tho )
5. Iaquinta (are you fuckin' serious?)
6. Marco Amelia (another butcher in your list, I'm surprised u don't have Peruzzi)
7. Bascially the Azzurri (ok here, can't argue with 3 billion females world wide)
8. Palladino - only when he does his smolder. (nothin' special)
9. Xabi Alonso (Oh comon, his nose looks like a pigs nose)

Thats a condensed version of my list.

How can you not love Iaquinta I fell in love with him at teh World Cup and Juve made me love him more. He is amazing so plz do not hate. I don't knwo why everyone says taht to me girls included when I name him on my list.
Ok Marco Amelia have you not seen his D&G ad because if you haven't you cannot hate on his looks. If you haven't let me know I can post a pic.
Palladino -

I think that is enough said. He has the art of the smolder down. I don't think anyone compares except maybe Pazzini.

Xabi doesn't have the perfect nose but, he has a real classic look so I can look past his nose.