The "we used to have female members before Elvin scared them away" Thread (26 Viewers)

[JCK]

What candy would you be? Wasabi nuts

Pants: Suede, leather or jeans? Thai pants would be my pick, so I'll go for Jeans here.

Guilty pleasures? Depends on what is guilty

Song you most shamefully admit you know all the words to? Turn your lights down low

First thing you notice about the same sex? If they have a hat/cap/something covering their head with

First thing you notice about the opposite sex? The look on their face

What is the compliment you get most from people? About my smile

Are you a daredevil? Yes

What is your favourite thing to wear? Any of my rave outfits

What is your favourite outfit on the opposite sex, aside from birthday suits? Rave outfits

What's your kryptonite? Tequila

Give me your best pick up line? I never use these

Give me one good reason I should flirt with you? Do I want you to flirt with me?

What makes you laugh? Many things currently ignorance tops the list

We are stuck together in a room for two hours, there is no way out until those two hours are up, what do you do? No you may not have sex with me.

I'll turn on my sound system and dance

Boxers or slips? Briefs

 

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[Lawnchair Bes]

What candy would you be? Almond M&Ms

Pants: Suede, leather or jeans? From the picks here, jeans.

Guilty pleasures? Depends on what is guilty

Song you most shamefully admit you know all the words to? Because you loved me - celine dion (i have very strong reasons)

First thing you notice about the same sex? clothes

First thing you notice about the opposite sex? not sure, but i can strongly say that eyes are the last thing i notice
What is the compliment you get most from people? About my smile

Are you a daredevil? I speed sometimes on the highway, knowing the brakes on my car, that requires quite a bit of airheadedness

What is your favourite thing to wear? Formal clothes, worn "losely" aka suit with shirt out of the pants

What is your favourite outfit on the opposite sex, aside from birthday suits? The white Tee with white panties, see Carmen Diaz at there is something about mary

What's your kryptonite? Hot women, make that just non-ugly women

Give me your best pick up line? So you wanna make out or .. what. But seriosly, never used a pick up line

Give me one good reason I should flirt with you? Dont flatter yourself honey

What makes you laugh? My inability to deal with life.

We are stuck together in a room for two hours, there is no way out until those two hours are up, what do you do? No you may not have sex with me.

Smoke

Boxers or slips? Briefs

 

[V]

What makes you laugh? My inability to deal with life.

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

hey, if i werent able to laugh at it, i would have jumped off my balcony long time ago

 

[mrs. inzaghi]

damnnn... why does everyone prefer briefs??? i though that boxers were more comfortable.

:confused2 :confused2

 

[baggio]

What candy would you be? Eye.

Pants: Suede, leather or jeans? Jeans.

Guilty pleasures? Too few to mention.

Song you most shamefully admit you know all the words to? My heart will go on.

First thing you notice about the same sex? T-shirt message.

First thing you notice about the opposite sex? Eyes/Ass - whichever comes first.

What is the compliment you get most from people? Vanity based.

Are you a daredevil? I did bunk school once or twice.

What is your favourite thing to wear? Nothing.

What is your favourite outfit on the opposite sex, aside from birthday suits? Sarees.

What's your kryptonite? Life.

Give me your best pick up line? Dont use em, but if you want me to... Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

Give me one good reason I should flirt with you? This ain't a season for reason baby.

What makes you laugh? Don Bes.

We are stuck together in a room for two hours, there is no way out until those two hours are up, what do you do? No you may not have sex with me.

Ok, then I'll just sleep with you.


Boxers or briefs? Neither, if I can help it.

int:

 

[Byrone]

 

[pavelnedved]

What candy would you be? I'm the apple of your eye

Pants: Suede, leather or jeans? leather nor jeans, so suede (what's that)?

Guilty pleasures? I hope you won't pose such hard questions in our relationship

Song you most shamefully admit you know all the words to? 'All I want is you' (U2) without shame and 'Stars are blind' with some shame

First thing you notice about the same sex? eyes

First thing you notice about the opposite sex? eyes

What is the compliment you get most from people? That I'm not as ugly as I used to be ... no no my blue eyes i think

Are you a daredevil? no

What is your favourite thing to wear? nothing but white socks :eyebrows:

What is your favourite outfit on the opposite sex, aside from birthday suits? monokini

What's your kryptonite? hmmm

Give me your best pick up line? I always mumble something

Give me one good reason I should flirt with you? because I'm a great catch

What makes you laugh? My own jokes

We are stuck together in a room for two hours, there is no way out until those two hours are up, what do you do? No you may not have sex with me. I start to hyperventilate and then lose my consciousness

Boxers or slips? Boxers

 

[Zé Tahir]

Risa, good one

Wow, it's true, guys really are easy. One question, and the entire topic of the thread is changed. Guys! read the title of the thread!

 

[pavelnedved]

damnnn... why does everyone prefer briefs??? i though that boxers were more comfortable.

:confused2 :confused2

not everyone :eyebrows:

 

[pavelnedved]

Our favourite answers get a cookie.

Or what about a picture of yours.

I know you're pretty. :eyebrows:

 

[pavelnedved]

Song you most shamefully admit you know all the words to?forgot the name-song by Boy George

How's that possible ?

 

[Enron]

Yo big E whats the dizzle? pissed off i was working today and working tomorrow, nothing worse than having to get up at 5.30 am at the weekend

I got up before 8 yesterday and I consider that "sleeping in" these days.

 

[3pac]

What candy would you be? Sugar Daddies

Pants: Suede, leather or jeans? Assless Leather Chaps

Guilty pleasures? Torturing Puppies

Song you most shamefully admit you know all the words to? Tell Me When to Go

First thing you notice about the same sex? Eyes

First thing you notice about the opposite sex? Shoes

What is the compliment you get most from people? U look like Tupac

Are you a daredevil? I swam across Death Valley

What is your favourite thing to wear? Thong

What is your favourite outfit on the opposite sex, aside from birthday suits? Native American Cultural Attire

What's your kryptonite? Bullets, Fire, Cyanide.

Give me your best pick up line? Now.

Give me one good reason I should flirt with you? I don't want you to flirt with me.

What makes you laugh? Germans

We are stuck together in a room for two hours, there is no way out until those two hours are up, what do you do? No you may not have sex with me.

I open the door and leave.

 

[pavelnedved]

I got up before 8 yesterday and I consider that "sleeping in" these days.

Went to bed at 8am and got up around 4pm.


Enjoy your work int:

 

[pavelnedved]

First thing you notice about the same sex? Eyes

First thing you notice about the opposite sex? Shoes

you're gay ?

 

[3pac]

you're gay ?

It was a joke

 

[pavelnedved]

It was a joke

 

[V]

What is the compliment you get most from people? U look like Tupac

that's a compliment?

 

[swag]

How can I resist Sebi's lead?

What candy would you be? Rock Candy, baby. Hard, sweet, and sticky.

Pants: Suede, leather or jeans? Hand-woven wool, baby.

Guilty pleasures? Terabytes o' porn. All of it without Andrea Pirlo lookalikes. (That one's for you, Burke. )

Song you most shamefully admit you know all the words to? "My Favorite Things" from the Sound of Music. (Only because Negativland hacked and spliced it up into something much more entertaining.)

First thing you notice about the same sex? Upright posture

First thing you notice about the opposite sex? Symmetric eyes, ears, smile

What is the compliment you get most from people? I loved you in Delta Force

Are you a daredevil? Minor league. Major league if you ask my wife.

What is your favourite thing to wear? My Kappa calcio zip-up. OK, that's runner up to the Marv Albert diaper I bought on eBay, but that goes without saying.

What is your favourite outfit on the opposite sex, aside from birthday suits? Pasties set aflame

What's your kryptonite? Kryptonite

Give me your best pick up line? You're going out with that dick?

Give me one good reason I should flirt with you? My wedding ring says I duped at least one other woman that I'm worth talking to.

What makes you laugh? Charles In Charge

We are stuck together in a room for two hours, there is no way out until those two hours are up, what do you do? No you may not have sex with me.

Torch the place to the ground.