Hi, I'm Bozi, but you can call me Rob. I live in Scotland and work in the Home for Old Fuckers. When the old fuckers aren't busy qualifying for the World Cup in England's group, they are here shitting in their pants. Well, somebody has to clean that stuff up.
Any way, I love Juventus but the team in my heart is Heart of Midlothian, Scotland's finest collection of drunken Scots and drunken Lithuanians. Fuck the Old Firm, Edinburg is where the real football is played.
Here is a pic of me kicking it on the beach in Shitsville.