The "we used to have female members before Elvin scared them away" Thread (21 Viewers)

[IlDivinCodino]

Aye, aye Rear Admiral. Permission to come aboard?

I'm at the forecastle, but I shall be near the poop deck in a matter of moments.

I'm shoveling shit as fast as I can, Skipper. Remember when Andy packed his ass full of broken glass and circumcized the skipper?

Yea, Gilligan was pissed, and The Professor was heated too, his coconut vagina had gone unused.

wicked sick.........

 

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[IlDivinCodino]

eurasian?? me too..

uhuh...........
whoa........its rare to find eurasians in my place. the guys are usually bad looking (me fer instance) while the girls are usually freaking hot

 

[laffayette]

uhuh...........
whoa........its rare to find eurasians in my place. the guys are usually bad looking (me fer instance) while the girls are usually freaking hot

you're being too honest.

 

[Byrone]

Aye, aye Rear Admiral. Permission to come aboard?

Aye Captain Rectum Wrecker,permission granted.

 

[The Pado]

Malan's weird........i think the best designer on that show so far is the guy who designs menswear...forgot his name

True, but isn't he getting full of himself since he won the first challenge.

 

[The Pado]

Aye Captain Rectum Wrecker,permission granted.

Arrggh. You honor me with a title that I was stripped of long ago. Marty came aboard, saw my Rectum Wrecker title and said, "Isn't it true sir that you're not really a sea captain?"

Arrggh. The chair is high, say I.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Damn...if only you were a mod....

Exactly.

 

[IlDivinCodino]

you're being too honest.

geez.........TBH, i said it out of courtesy and for the sake of joking........

and seeing u said i was too honest doesnt that mean i AM ugly?
sigh.........now i need someone to cheer me up...

 

[Kathy]

dude just stand next to an oilwell and claim it is yours, besides i would post this pic if i was hitting on women, they just love kids(my niece)

Heyy Bozi baby too beautiful god bless

 

[The Pado]

geez.........TBH, i said it out of courtesy and for the sake of joking........

and seeing u said i was too honest doesnt that mean i AM ugly?
sigh.........now i need someone to cheer me up...

I've never seen what you look like, but I know that our friend Enron would fap your shoe.

 

[laffayette]

geez.........TBH, i said it out of courtesy and for the sake of joking........

and seeing u said i was too honest doesnt that mean i AM ugly?
sigh.........now i need someone to cheer me up...

i didnt say that, dude

 

[Natalia]

True, but isn't he getting full of himself since he won the first challenge.

yeah he is......but gotta admit he is talented..

 

[IlDivinCodino]

I've never seen what you look like, but I know that our friend Enron would fap your shoe.

i will take that as a compliment whatever u meant......

but i would appreciate alot if you wouldnt mention the name Enron. Dont get me wrong........i have no grudges towards the liverpool fan........

i've been having to study the freaking Enron case recently and do all kinds of screwed up research on it........money kills!!!

 

[Natalia]

uhuh...........
whoa........its rare to find eurasians in my place. the guys are usually bad looking (me fer instance) while the girls are usually freaking hot

there's tons of eurasians here in thailand but most of them look more asian than european

 

[Gep]

Hey guys!

ilDivinCodino what you upset about boy?

 

[laffayette]

there's tons of eurasians here in thailand but most of them look more asian than european

you thai - italian, natalia?

 

[Kathy]

Hi this is my baby her name Kathy ı can't send my pic because ıam too ugly

Iam new graguate economical and administrative scientical faculty to managemant
ı love football sure juve but my first team Galatasaray:toast:

 

[Natalia]

you thai - italian, natalia?

my dad's italian my mom's chinese, malay thai

 

[Natalia]

but i dont really look asian at all

 

[laffayette]

my dad's italian my mom's chinese, malay thai

wow..:toast: