The "we used to have female members before Elvin scared them away" Thread (8 Viewers)

Maresca

Senior Member
Aug 23, 2004
8,235
Juve Bella said:
I was born in South East Iraq in 1988. My parents were farmers but were both killed by angry chickens when I was three. I lived in an orphanage for a while but Eventually I escaped and swam to the Phillipines, where I was raised and educated by man eating-gorillas. I became the leader of a save-the-rainforest cult and was soon deported. After a few years running a sweetsfactory in California, US, my house was stormed by the FBI and I ended up shooting 72 police officers dead. I thought it would be best to leave the area following that incident, so I fled to Mexico, where I ate bananas and learned Spanish. I can't remember what happened after that, but now I'm in holland :)
you are iraki??
 

Dragon

Senior Member
Apr 24, 2003
27,407
ßömßärdîër said:
If I went to Saudi Arabia, i would come back a member of Al Quaida, and plus I know I am already red flagged in the system because of that Terrorist video of mine.

US Customs would have a lot of fun with that.

Where were you gentlemen?

Saudi Arabia

There for business or pleasure?

Business.

What kind of business.

Terrorism

Ummm, sir you do realize what you are saying don't you? We don't take jokes like this lightly.

Yo, broseph, you do realize that I have a suicide bomb attached to my genitalia, don't you? Take that joke and shove it straight up your candy ASSSSSS(BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM)




DADADA!

:howler:
 

Rami

The Linuxologist
Dec 24, 2004
8,068
Juve Bella said:
I was born in South East Iraq in 1988. My parents were farmers but were both killed by angry chickens when I was three. I lived in an orphanage for a while but Eventually I escaped and swam to the Phillipines, where I was raised and educated by man eating-gorillas. I became the leader of a save-the-rainforest cult and was soon deported. After a few years running a sweetsfactory in California, US, my house was stormed by the FBI and I ended up shooting 72 police officers dead. I thought it would be best to leave the area following that incident, so I fled to Mexico, where I ate bananas and learned Spanish. I can't remember what happened after that, but now I'm in holland :)
Do you know rainforest liu??:D


Great another Joker over here....you will have a great time;)
 

Rami

The Linuxologist
Dec 24, 2004
8,068
Black Mamba said:
Ritz Carlton I think. We were only there for a couple days. I loved going scuba diving and seeing all the marine wildlife under the sea. Its a great place. Very very pretty
Never been to it...But Iv been to the Hyat, 4 Seasons, and Sheraton.

The red sea in general is great, just try to avoid major cities and industrial cities...
 

Rami

The Linuxologist
Dec 24, 2004
8,068
ßömßärdîër said:
If I went to Saudi Arabia, i would come back a member of Al Quaida, and plus I know I am already red flagged in the system because of that Terrorist video of mine.

US Customs would have a lot of fun with that.

Where were you gentlemen?

Saudi Arabia

There for business or pleasure?

Business.

What kind of business.

Terrorism

Ummm, sir you do realize what you are saying don't you? We don't take jokes like this lightly.

Yo, broseph, you do realize that I have a suicide bomb attached to my genitalia, don't you? Take that joke and shove it straight up your candy ASSSSSS(BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM)




DADADA!
You know what? Real Story:

A Saudi friend of mine was travelling from Seattle to Colorado. He had a backpack with all his travelling nesseceties. Anyways when he was searched in the airport, the woman found some cupcakes in his back-pack, and asked him "what are these?". Baffled with that stupid question, he chose the wrong place and time to be sarcastic, and wittingly replied "explosive muffins!!".

He was detained for like 5 hours and gave him a cavity search:D

The who, where, and when were all not in his side that day....
 

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