The "we used to have female members before Elvin scared them away" Thread (12 Viewers)

[Elvin]

Sexual Chocolate Compatibility Test

1) Do you like chocolate?
Oh YEAH, especially white chocolate :eyebrows

2) If so, what kind? If not, what the hell is wrong with you?
beep beep

3) Do you know what linux is?
No idea :wth:

4) If you don't, then don't even bother continuing.. yes, I know, this isn't a question, moving on.
beep beep

5) Wii or Wii?
Wii times Wii

6) Internet or Sexdoll?
Internet, cause I can get a sexdoll, porn, a girl to do etc etc via internet

7) Arsenal or Tottenham?
Arsenal

8) Barcelona or Madrid or Villareal?
Villarreal

9) Muharraq or Riffa?
Riffa (sounds better lol)

10) Yes means no, and no means yes, no?
You wish

Anyone is welcome to take it
Done

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[Elvin]

Seriously what's linux?

 

[/usr/bin]

Sexual Chocolate Compatibility Test

1) Do you like chocolate?
Oh YEAH, especially white chocolate :eyebrows

2) If so, what kind? If not, what the hell is wrong with you?
beep beep

3) Do you know what linux is?
No idea :wth:

4) If you don't, then don't even bother continuing.. yes, I know, this isn't a question, moving on.
beep beep

5) Wii or Wii?
Wii times Wii

6) Internet or Sexdoll?
Internet, cause I can get a sexdoll, porn, a girl to do etc etc via internet

7) Arsenal or Tottenham?
Arsenal

8) Barcelona or Madrid or Villareal?
Villarreal

9) Muharraq or Riffa?
Riffa (sounds better lol)

10) Yes means no, and no means yes, no?
You wish

Anyone is welcome to take it
Done

well, you got 5 out of 10 right, but I shouldn't have bothered with the linux question being wrong anyways

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linux

 

[Natalia]

what motorcycle do you have?

my bro just got a ducati so im driving his.....after that accident im not really allowed one

 

[Natalia]

1) Do you like chocolate?
love it

2) If so, what kind? If not, what the hell is wrong with you?
milk chocolates are the best....gianduiia

3) Do you know what linux is?
a system for running the servers

4) If you don't, then don't even bother continuing.. yes, I know, this isn't a question, moving on.
5) Wii or Wii?

6) Internet or Sexdoll?
internet...but i know what byrone's gonna pick..lol

7) Arsenal or Tottenham?
tottenham
8) Barcelona or Madrid or Villareal?
villareal
9) Muharraq or Riffa?
riffa
10) Yes means no, and no means yes, no?
no

 

[Elvin]

my bro just got a ducati so im driving his.....after that accident im not really allowed one

So you got a brother huh? oh That's who taught you where to kick

PS Actually that was the very first thing I told my sister, when she went to grade 1

 

[laffayette]

Sexual Chocolate Compatibility Test

1) Do you like chocolate?
- yes

2) If so, what kind? If not, what the hell is wrong with you?
- cadbury's

3) Do you know what linux is?
- yes

4) If you don't, then don't even bother continuing.. yes, I know, this isn't a question, moving on.
- ok

5) Wii or Wii?
- or

6) Internet or Sexdoll?
- internet

7) Arsenal or Tottenham?
- tottenham

8) Barcelona or Madrid or Villareal?
- Barca

9) Muharraq or Riffa?
- muharraq (i dont know whatsoever it is.. )

10) Yes means no, and no means yes, no?
- no

 

[Natalia]

So you got a brother huh? oh That's who taught you where to kick

PS Actually that was the very first thing I told my sister, when she went to grade 1

no that i learn myself:eyebrows:

 

[Elvin]

no that i learn myself:eyebrows:

Oh crap

 

[Byrone]

1) Do you like chocolate?

Of course!

2) If so, what kind? If not, what the hell is wrong with you?

Lindt chocolate.:lick:

3) Do you know what linux is?

Freeware software,operating system to rival windows & mac.

4) If you don't, then don't even bother continuing.. yes, I know, this isn't a question, moving on.

Yeah.

5) Wii or Wii?

Im a hypnotised sony puppet remember.

6) Internet or Sexdoll?

Sexdoll.She requires no batteries,does'nt complain or talk a lot & swallows.

7) Arsenal or Tottenham?

Tottenham,coz u look like Mido.

8) Barcelona or Madrid or Villareal?

Villareal

9) Muharraq or Riffa?

Moving along.

10) Yes means no, and no means yes, no?

If it works in my benefit,then YES!

 

[Natalia]

Natalia I have seen suv's & pickup trucks that flipped on slippery road so u can understand why I dont wanna go near a motorcycle.

yeah i know what you mean..... ...

 

[Natalia]

Sexdoll.She requires no batteries,does'nt complain or talk a lot & swallows[/B].

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[/usr/bin]

1) Do you like chocolate?
love it

2) If so, what kind? If not, what the hell is wrong with you?
milk chocolates are the best....gianduiia

3) Do you know what linux is?
a system for running the servers

4) If you don't, then don't even bother continuing.. yes, I know, this isn't a question, moving on.
5) Wii or Wii?

6) Internet or Sexdoll?
internet...but i know what byrone's gonna pick..lol

7) Arsenal or Tottenham?
tottenham
8) Barcelona or Madrid or Villareal?
villareal
9) Muharraq or Riffa?
riffa
10) Yes means no, and no means yes, no?
no

7/10 not bad

Sexual Chocolate Compatibility Test

1) Do you like chocolate?
- yes

2) If so, what kind? If not, what the hell is wrong with you?
- cadbury's

3) Do you know what linux is?
- yes

4) If you don't, then don't even bother continuing.. yes, I know, this isn't a question, moving on.
- ok

5) Wii or Wii?
- or

6) Internet or Sexdoll?
- internet

7) Arsenal or Tottenham?
- tottenham

8) Barcelona or Madrid or Villareal?
- Barca

9) Muharraq or Riffa?
- muharraq (i dont know whatsoever it is.. )

10) Yes means no, and no means yes, no?
- no

again, 7/10

1) Do you like chocolate?

Of course!

2) If so, what kind? If not, what the hell is wrong with you?

Lindt chocolate.:lick:

3) Do you know what linux is?

Freeware software,operating system to rival windows & mac.

4) If you don't, then don't even bother continuing.. yes, I know, this isn't a question, moving on.

Yeah.

5) Wii or Wii?

Im a hypnotised sony puppet remember.

6) Internet or Sexdoll?

Sexdoll.She requires no batteries,does'nt complain or talk a lot & swallows.

7) Arsenal or Tottenham?

Tottenham,coz u look like Mido.

8) Barcelona or Madrid or Villareal?

Villareal

9) Muharraq or Riffa?

Moving along.

10) Yes means no, and no means yes, no?

If it works in my benefit,then YES!

Gah, 7/10 too

Correct answers:
1) Dear God, yes
2) Anything
3) Yes (You didn't really need to say what it was, Natalia.. in fact, that's what lost you the point )
4) .. no comment
5) Wii, por favor!
6) Internet
7) Tottenham, no doubt (yes, because of Mido )
8) Villareal
9) Muharraq
10) Byrone got it

 

[Elvin]

Will I sound like a jerk, if I claim that SexualChocolate weights no less than Ronaldo?

 

[laffayette]

who is muharraq? the name sounds familiar in the politic....

 

[V]

Sexual Chocolate Compatibility Test

1) Do you like chocolate?
not really.
2) If so, what kind? If not, what the hell is wrong with you?
i like spicy more than sweet. (don't kill me )
3) Do you know what linux is?
ubuntuuuuu
4) If you don't, then don't even bother continuing.. yes, I know, this isn't a question, moving on.
5) Wii or Wii?
Wii
6) Internet or Sexdoll?
internet
7) Arsenal or Tottenham?
tottenham
8) Barcelona or Madrid or Villareal?
Valenica. if i had to pick barca
9) Muharraq or Riffa?
ey?
10) Yes means no, and no means yes, no?
aha

 

[V]

didn't see the compatibility test is over.

 

[Slagathor]

1) Do you like chocolate?

Of course!

2) If so, what kind? If not, what the hell is wrong with you?

Milka. You just can't beat Swiss chocolate

3) Do you know what linux is?

Windows' Daddy

4) If you don't, then don't even bother continuing.. yes, I know, this isn't a question, moving on.

Oki.

5) Wii or Wii?

I had to google that. On my defense, I'm from the pre-Nintendo generation. I think

6) Internet or Sexdoll?

Internet..

7) Arsenal or Tottenham?

Tottenham

8) Barcelona or Madrid or Villareal?

Barcelona

9) Muharraq or Riffa?

Muharraq cause I have their jersey in my closet

10) Yes means no, and no means yes, no?

No, of course

 

[Slagathor]

didn't see the compatibility test is over.

Oh who cares, we're taking it anyway cause we're too cool for time frames

 

[V]

2) If so, what kind? If not, what the hell is wrong with you?

Milka. You just can't beat Swiss chocolate

yes, you can. belgian praline is the best chocolate i have ever tasted.

though i'd still take chio tortillas with the hot salsa dip over it.