The Secret Diary of NATW (11 Viewers)

[swag]

I have no idea what an Emma is.

A failed palindrome.

Or something involving Pado, his anus, a rubber tube, and 6 gallons of Maxwell House.

But then, what doesn't?

 

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[Bozi]

A failed palindrome.

Or something involving Pado, his anus, a rubber tube, and 6 gallons of Maxwell House.

But then, what doesn't?

pado been doing the old "rocket-propelled ass rocket again"? meh its over-shadowed by ahmedios's mighty anal cannon. though i suggest an ass-off, involving slightly increasing weighted coffee cans, a large painted target ina car park and a photo of andy in slingbacks to give to the winner/loser depending how you view it

 

[X Æ A-12]

hmmmmm interesting thread

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

A failed palindrome.

Or something involving Pado, his anus, a rubber tube, and 6 gallons of Maxwell House.

But then, what doesn't?

2 girls and 1 cup...

 

[Fred]

the fuck was that all abt..??by the time i opened the thread it was already edited.

 

[Seven]

I don't even know what a popper is, more likely I'd just get wasted and smoke a lot of cigs, yo.

But to be honest I could only read the first 2 lines before I vomitted all over my own genitals.



Word...

You might want to look that up then..

 

[swag]

2 girls and 1 cup...

Good to the last drop.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

@ H - she explained it....

@ Swag - I think you mean "peanut".

 

[Zé Tahir]

Awfully productive bored person.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

"grown up" as well

 

[Turdhead]

Awfully productive bored person.

Pretty much sums me up really.

 

[Bjerknes]

Interesting stuff, Claire. But Burke and I don't have such relentless redundant conversations 24/7. We only have those on Saturday mornings after 10 beers and 8 shots of Surfers on Acid.

Good to have you back, wankmaster.

 

[Turdhead]

I am glad to see you here. I have read so much mindless crap in the last few days I think my mind has gone to Turkey.

 

[swag]

I am glad to see you here. I have read so much mindless crap in the last few days I think my mind has gone to Turkey.

The last time those words were uttered, I think it was in a letter from Hitler to Stalin.

 

[Bjerknes]

I am glad to see you here. I have read so much mindless crap in the last few days I think my mind has gone to Turkey.

Oh believe me, the secondary reason to why I don't post as often anymore (apart from the university) is because there are quite a few more idiots prancing around this forum since your last stint here. It's sort of difficult to explain why, but as you have noticed, these people have infiltrated.

And by the way, the Burke and myself will be meeting tonight, so perhaps we'll fool around with more guns while drinking and shoot ourselves in the dome on Skype.

 

[Turdhead]

Good plan. I am going out to get absolutely wankered, as we do here. I think one day I'll join the skype revolution. I see alot of people in the office using it so I could get away with it I'm sure.

 

[Bjerknes]

You certainly should. It's better than spending time typing and having fools intermittently interrupt the proceedings. Plus I'd love to hear your accent and then have Burke make a fool of himself trying to immitate it.

 

[Bozi]

You certainly should. It's better than spending time typing and having fools intermittently interrupt the proceedings. Plus I'd love to hear your accent and then have Burke make a fool of himself trying to immitate it.

you should ahve been there when he called me, he tried to do a scottish accent and came off more like a drunk cockney/irish hybrid



still love him though

 

[Eddy]

Who wouldn't ?

 

[Bozi]

guessing kostarica and turk wont have him on their christmas card list