The Secret Diary of NATW (4 Viewers)

[The Pado]

Nick: Hey Andy, I tried to Skype you all day and got no response.

Andy: Sorry, man. I was embroiled in a particularly tense End of Auction run-in on ebay.

N: You bid on ebay? What a pathetic loser.

A: It's not like that, it's actually cool. All the kids at my school think of me as some kind of god.

N: Did you win your little auction?

A: Yeah. You are talking to the new owner of John Wayne Bobbit's severed penis. I outbid 30 other guys and got it for $214, with PayPal.

N: That can't be real. His dick was stitched back on. He even had a couple kids with it and made gay porn flicks.

A: No fucking' way. It comes with a Certificate of Authenticity, so it must be real.

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[Enron]

 

[The Pado]

Jeffrey Dahmer kept a tea pot full of testicles in his kitchen so he'd always have snacks on hand. Nobody thought he was weird. BUUUUUUUUT, you make sweet monkey love to one (or 60) pair of slingbacks and you're branded a "Shoe Fapper". Where the hell is the justice?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I just have the videos....so you tell me.

 

[swag]

Yeah, last time Burke got me to "Skype it up, yo", I woke up the next morning in an abandoned Hyundai on the West Virginia Turnpike dressed up like Dame Edna with a spent 40 of Olde English 800 up my poop chute.

There is no such thing as justice.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

THere isn't even a West Virginia turnpike....

But.....skype it up, yo.

 

[Enron]

Yeah there is. Just before you get to Beckley.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Ohh....well I guess that is where Greg was.

 

[The Pado]

Greg, We're out here on I-77 near Bluefields getting "friendly" with Sasquatch.

 

[Bjerknes]

Now that Pado account is more like it!

 

[Turdhead]

Pado, I love you.

 

[swag]

Yeah there is. Just before you get to Beckley.

Damn straight:

"You'll Never Walk Alone on the West Virginia Turnpike"
http://www.wvturnpike.com/

wtf is that all about? Figures a Pool fan would know about it at least.

Greg, We're out here on I-77 near Bluefields getting "friendly" with Sasquatch.

But does Big Foot like Schlitz Malt Liquor?

"Dat's right, we making it with a hot Sasquatch, bro!"

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Is that Lando Calrizzian?

 

[Enron]

Damn straight.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Can you believe that he bet Han Solo the Millennium Falcon, the ship that made the Kessel Run in 12 Parsecks?

Talk about idiot...

 

[Enron]

Yeah but he had the dopest mining colony this side of the Astroid belt.

 

[The Pado]

They found Andy's cock
It was hidden in Burkey's sock

It crip walked across the basement floor
And drove Burkey to the 7-11 store

It bought a 40 and a pack of fags
then posed for one of Burkey's wack mags.


Culture on the web.

 

[Bjerknes]

Who are you, COMMON???

 

[Elvin]

Some funny shit here

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Word...my dick can drive.