I love you guys.
nothing interesting has happened to me recently, sadly,
One story you may enjoy happened last week, I couldent sleep one night so I got up to watch some exciting early morning tv, I saw my dog, so I opened the door to let him out a bit while I was up, he comes back into the house and I see there is something in his mouth, I though it was stuck so I try to get it out,
it was fucking shit.
I wash my hands and sit back down and watch tv, I fall asleep,
I wake up to the sight of my dog licking my fucking face
the rest of the day I had the strong stench of shit in my nose.
them fucking chocolate moments