The Rejuvenated Funny Pics Thread - NO VIDEOS (YouTube Included) (31 Viewers)

K.O.

Senior Member
Nov 24, 2005
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:lol: You're a fucking joke!

Are you going to keep calling anyone who says Messi is the best in the world (or even one of the best) a Barca fanboy? Whatever makes you sleep well at night, keep calling me a Barca fanboy.

P.S. If you don't like Messi, that doesn't also mean that he's unlikable. You don't speak for the majority of people neither.
 

Alex-444

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Sep 5, 2005
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Czech porn star Klarisa Leone (star of 'Don’t Tell My Wife I’m Banging My Secretary’, 'MILF Masturbation Nation 11′ and 'Joachim’s Czech F**k Fest’, along with several other titles not suitable for mention pre-watershed) has announced that she is to set up and run her own football club after falling in love with Inter Milan – as the photos above duly attest to.

Apparently 32-year old (in porn years) Leone has set her sights on founding a club in her homeland called Inter Prague who, she insists, will play in blue and black stripes as a nod to the Nerazzurri:

“I’ve loved my career in porn but I’ve always dreamed of owning a football club and that would give me an even bigger buzz.

“I’m sure my porn fans will be just as keen on my team. There are lots of women in football these days.”

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Kasaki

Moggi's Assistant
Jun 1, 2010
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Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St. Peter.
"So," Peter asks the first guy, "how many times did you cheat on your wife?"
"None. I had a perfect marriage."
"Great," says Peter. "You get to cruise around heaven in a Viper. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"
"Only twice, I think," says the second guy.
"Okay. You get to cruise around heaven in a Cadillac. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"
"12 times. Maybe 13," says the third guy.
"Okay," says Peter. "You get a rusty Ford."
Later that day, the guy in the Cadillac sees the guy in the Viper crying.
"What's wrong?"
"I just saw my wife."
"So?"
"She was riding a skateboard."








 

JCK

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JCK
May 11, 2004
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:lol: You're a fucking joke!

Are you going to keep calling anyone who says Messi is the best in the world (or even one of the best) a Barca fanboy? Whatever makes you sleep well at night, keep calling me a Barca fanboy.

P.S. If you don't like Messi, that doesn't also mean that he's unlikable. You don't speak for the majority of people neither.
No, you're the fucking joke.
 

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