The Rejuvenated Funny Pics Thread - NO VIDEOS (YouTube Included) (53 Viewers)

[Zlatan]

Secret Service really did it's job there

 

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[Dostoevsky]

 

[CAPITANO]

 

[Fred]

Lol! Its actually kinda sad tho I hate to think of what happened to that guy who threw the shoes. Guantanamo?

Could you locate that on a map for me?

 

[Martin]

enjoy

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

one demands the killing of virgins

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

this shit is messed up

 

[mikhail]

Martin, I'd think that was very funny... except that Santa's not omnipresent.

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

how does he keep a tab on all the children?

 

[Martin]

Martin, I'd think that was very funny... except that Santa's not omnipresent.

He has to be, how would he be able to tell if you're lying on your "have you been good" section?

 

[mikhail]

All knowing covers that. He doesn't actually have to be present. Right, I'm going home to make some dinner and work on my pedantry.

 

[Martin]

All knowing covers that. He doesn't actually have to be present. Right, I'm going home to make some dinner and work on my pedantry.

I suspect omni presence is the justification for all knowing. Otherwise annoying clever people would say "wait a minute, how could he know what I did last night if he wasn't there". Of course, this is the age of satellites, gps, cctv and working from home, so maybe soon the church will be able to revise the doctrine and say that omni presence is no longer required.

 

[Hambon]

lol

 

[Hambon]

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[Hambon]

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[soulslider]

 

[petersmit]

hilarious!!!

 

[RAMI-N]

 

[Albertmare]

 

[Del_Kun_Diegito]

play ball