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    Tommy said:
    Got an email today :D
    Calling your penis Ronaldinho because it can lob Seamen from 40 yards.

    Calling your dick Messi cos it always has two men in close proximity.

    Calling your dick Rooney because it can go up front, play in the hole or come from either side as part of a threesome.

    Calling your dick Maradona cause its small and fat and you can only score with your hand.

    Calling your dick Ribery cos its short, has a bad haircut and doesn't work half the time.

    Calling your dick Alves cos it falls over at the worst times.

    Calling your dick Andy Carrol cos you only gets headers.

    Calling your dick Abidal cos you have cancer.

    Calling your dick Materazzi cos it always slides in from behind then sees red.

    Calling your dick Stoke cos it loves getting stuck in when its wet and muddy.

    Calling your dick Wenger because you always goes for kids.

    Calling your dick Ronaldo cos you shoot on site.

    Calling your dick Drogba becuase its big, black and scary.

    Calling your dick ManCity cos you would rather just pay for it.

    Calling your dick Mutu cos no one will touch it.

    Calling your dick Diouf cos its black, dirty and spits at white girls.
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    Maradona, Materazzi, Wenger and ManCity :lol: :tup:
     
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