The Rejuvenated Funny Pics Thread - NO VIDEOS (YouTube Included) (17 Viewers)

[blondu]

you really really really really need to see this, best clip i've seen in a while :

 

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[ßöмßäяðîëя]

you really really really really need to see this, best clip i've seen in a while :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd5yN43TqCk&feature=player_embedded

That is amazing.

 

[bianconero]

12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on British
TV and radio


1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from
Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"


2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl
Gibson comes inside of him."

3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really a lovely
horse. I once rode her mother."

4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - "Ah, isn't
that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the
Oxford crew."

5. US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is
playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his
balls and kisses them .....

Oh my god!! What have I just said??"

6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team
Live' said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."


7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have
snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's
that eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to
leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so
hard!

8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better
today after a 69 yesterday."

9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said:
"There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like
this."

10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: "Stephen
Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."

11. Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male
astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: "They
seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in
his shorts."

12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny
Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes to
use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on British
TV and radio


1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from
Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"


2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl
Gibson comes inside of him."

3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really a lovely
horse. I once rode her mother."

4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - "Ah, isn't
that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the
Oxford crew."

5. US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is
playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his
balls and kisses them .....

Oh my god!! What have I just said??"

6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team
Live' said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."


7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have
snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's
that eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to
leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so
hard!

8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better
today after a 69 yesterday."

9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said:
"There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like
this."

10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: "Stephen
Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."

11. Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male
astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: "They
seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in
his shorts."

12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny
Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes to
use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."

 

[bianconero]

 

[blondu]

he's got michael's eyes

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

The only thing I've got that he does too is that hairline.

 

[ReBeL]

 

[Martin]

Well done, Reb, did you scan anything else?

 

[ReBeL]

Well done, Reb, did you scan anything else?

I'm trying to find a special hores

 

[Martin]

That kid is totally right, "hores" is much closer to the actual pronunciation of the word. English spelling is messed up.

 

[ReBeL]

That kid is totally right, "hores" is much closer to the actual pronunciation of the word. English spelling is messed up.

Of course. That is what I hated about English always. I would never understand why "gh"is not pronounced in light for example.

 

[Martin]

Of course. That is what I hated about English always. I would never understand why "gh"is not pronounced in light for example.

Italian > English. no silly problems of the kind right/write

 

[ReBeL]

Italian > English. no silly problems of the kind right/write

I did not try Italian, but for me, out of Arabic, Turkish and English, I find the Turkish language as the most logical language in the pronunciation wise.

 

[Martin]

I did not try Italian, but for me, out of Arabic, Turkish and English, I find the Turkish language as the most logical language in the pronunciation wise.

Why Turkish?

 

[ReBeL]

Why Turkish?

There are no complications at all. Anything said is written exactly as it is pronounced. No irregular words. Each letter is for only one pronounced letter. For example you won't find the letter x in Turkish as it is considered two letters. Take the word Ekspres for example to know what I mean.

 

[Martin]

There are no complications at all. Anything said is written exactly as it is pronounced. No irregular words. Each letter is for only one pronounced letter. For example you won't find the letter x in Turkish as it is considered two letters. Take the word Ekspres for example to know what I mean.

Good for the Turks. But I meant why were you learning it?

 

[ReBeL]

Good for the Turks. But I meant why were you learning it?

During my bachelor days, I had to study a European language. I chose English. And I had to study an oriental language other than Arabic of course. I chose Turkish, rather than Persian and Malayan.

 

[Martin]

During my bachelor days, I had to study a European language. I chose English. And I had to study an oriental language other than Arabic of course. I chose Turkish, rather than Persian and Malayan.

You might have made a mistake. Despite the nice things you said about Turkish it's likely to be quite a bit more complicated than Persian and Malayan (Malaysian you mean?). Persian is supposed to be nice and simple, and Indonesian (Malaysian would be a sort of dialect of that I imagine) among the easiest languages of all to learn.

 

[ReBeL]

You might have made a mistake. Despite the nice things you said about Turkish it's likely to be quite a bit more complicated than Persian and Malayan (Malaysian you mean?). Persian is supposed to be nice and simple, and Indonesian (Malaysian would be a sort of dialect of that I imagine) among the easiest languages of all to learn.

Well, I always liked the Ottomans. That is why I chose Turkish.

In addition, I knew that I will make use of Turkish when I marry because the honey moon of most of the people here is often in Turkey, so knowing some Turkish words won't hurt.:eyebrows: On the other hand, no chance to speak with Persian or Malaysian people ever as going to Iran and Malaysia for tourism or work is not familiar here.