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I never got that. Some people experience coffee as some kind of ass cannon eruptor fuse. :analcanon: Never made a difference to my bowels.

Time for some puny GI tracts to toughen up. :stuckup:
 
ALC

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All I know is the projectiles that are emitted from my intestinal track due to a combination of coffee and cigarettes would make Nasa proud.
 
Juve_fanatic

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ALC said:
All I know is the projectiles that are emitted from my intestinal track due to a combination of coffee and cigarettes would make Nasa proud.
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Back when i was a smoker, each morning i was making poetry in the toilet. I was taking the most epic dumps. The only thing i am sad about for non-smokers is that they will never experience the feeling of taking a dump after drinking your first coffee and lighting your first morning cigarette.

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Anyways....
 
Nzoric

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Juve_fanatic said:
Back when i was a smoker, each morning i was making poetry in the toilet. I was taking the most epic dumps. The only thing i am sad about for non-smokers is that they will never experience the feeling of taking a dump after drinking your first coffee and lighting your first morning cigarette.
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Spot on. My morning ritual:

The first sip of coffee usually sets the entire thing in motion, but I keep it in until I've finished the coffee and smoked a cigarette - this can be very tough to accomplish some mornings.

Move to the toilet and light a cigarette while flushing out the system - goosebumps will follow.
 
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