The Pun Thread (1 Viewer)

[gray]

This could either be a hilarious success or a stinking failure, but I'm not gonna make any assumptions, and just start the thread.

The premise is simple: we'll set a theme for the day/week/fortnight/whatever, and you have to make puns based on that theme.

Let's try to keep the puns on-topic, and not go away on a tangent

You may have to put your puns in bold if they're a bit obscure, but otherwise I prefer them to be spontaneous so I'd rather they be left alone otherwise.

Okay ermm.. the theme for the week is.................. I dunno, cars?

e.g :Feel free to steer clear of this thread if you don't like it, but try to contribute, and it might be wheely good. Last time I tried to make a funny thread, people piston the idea, so I finally got exhausted and realised I couldn't afford to do this all the time, when I'd rather spend my daewooing females

 

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[Majed]

** cough **




** throught clearing **

 

[gray]

something caught in your 'throught' Majed?

 

[Majed]

++ [ originally posted by gray ] ++
something caught in your 'throught' Majed?

get on skype for a sec

 

[Zlatan]

Hmmm... I cant think of anything now. Maybe later, I have a party to crash

 

[gray]

Don't worry, I'm sure you'll get into gear sooner or later

 

[Martin]

Graham, I know you mean well and all but..

 

[gray]

oh c'mon, it was just an example to get us started, I'm sure you can do better

 

[Martin]

Sorry matey, never was good with puns.

 

[gray]

really? I wouldn't have picked it :undecide:

 

[Dan]

I think i need my medication.. and that wasnt a pun

 

[Seven]

gray, seriously, this thread sucks.

 

[gray]

I've had worse, trust me

++ [ originally posted by gray ] ++
This could either be a hilarious success or a stinking failure, but I'm not gonna make any assumptions, and just start the thread.

Oh well, it worked in another forum :sleepy:
I guess you guys are too classy for puns :down:

 

[Layce Erayce]

++ [ originally posted by gray ] ++
This could either be a hilarious success or a stinking failure, but I'm not gonna make any assumptions, and just start the thread.

The premise is simple: we'll set a theme for the day/week/fortnight/whatever, and you have to make puns based on that theme.

Let's try to keep the puns on-topic, and not go away on a tangent

You may have to put your puns in bold if they're a bit obscure, but otherwise I prefer them to be spontaneous so I'd rather they be left alone otherwise.

Okay ermm.. the theme for the week is.................. I dunno, cars?

e.g :Feel free to steer clear of this thread if you don't like it, but try to contribute, and it might be wheely good. Last time I tried to make a funny thread, people piston the idea, so I finally got exhausted and realised I couldn't afford to do this all the time, when I'd rather spend my daewooing females

can somebody say cheese?

crashed and burned.....

 

[Layce Erayce]

this is humor without spontaniety, and thats why graham

 

[gray]

++ [ originally posted by gray ] ++
I prefer them to be spontaneous

bah, you guys took it too seriously. It wasn't meant to rival Seinfeld or anything, I thought we could just piss around; oh well, you can't win em all

 

[Majed]

I hate to say "I told you so"


but I TOLD YOU SO.

 

[Dan]

You old BIRD Graham, this thread is really cheep!!

 

[€lke]

++ [ originally posted by blackmint ] ++
You old BIRD Graham, this thread is really cheep!!

he didn't have anything to do I guess

 

[Zlatan]

He's very driven tho, I'm sure he'll think of something else