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This could either be a hilarious success or a stinking failure, but I'm not gonna make any assumptions, and just start the thread.

The premise is simple: we'll set a theme for the day/week/fortnight/whatever, and you have to make puns based on that theme.

Let's try to keep the puns on-topic, and not go away on a tangent

You may have to put your puns in bold if they're a bit obscure, but otherwise I prefer them to be spontaneous so I'd rather they be left alone otherwise.

Okay ermm.. the theme for the week is.................. I dunno, cars?

e.g :Feel free to steer clear of this thread if you don't like it, but try to contribute, and it might be wheely good. Last time I tried to make a funny thread, people piston the idea, so I finally got exhausted and realised I couldn't afford to do this all the time, when I'd rather spend my daewooing females
 

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    something caught in your 'throught' Majed? :)
     
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    Don't worry, I'm sure you'll get into gear sooner or later ;)
     
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    oh c'mon, it was just an example to get us started, I'm sure you can do better :D
     
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    really? I wouldn't have picked it :undecide:
     
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    I've had worse, trust me

    ++ [ originally posted by gray ] ++
    This could either be a hilarious success or a stinking failure, but I'm not gonna make any assumptions, and just start the thread.

    Oh well, it worked in another forum :sleepy:
    I guess you guys are too classy for puns :down:
     

    Layce Erayce

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    ++ [ originally posted by gray ] ++
    This could either be a hilarious success or a stinking failure, but I'm not gonna make any assumptions, and just start the thread.

    The premise is simple: we'll set a theme for the day/week/fortnight/whatever, and you have to make puns based on that theme.

    Let's try to keep the puns on-topic, and not go away on a tangent

    You may have to put your puns in bold if they're a bit obscure, but otherwise I prefer them to be spontaneous so I'd rather they be left alone otherwise.

    Okay ermm.. the theme for the week is.................. I dunno, cars?

    e.g :Feel free to steer clear of this thread if you don't like it, but try to contribute, and it might be wheely good. Last time I tried to make a funny thread, people piston the idea, so I finally got exhausted and realised I couldn't afford to do this all the time, when I'd rather spend my daewooing females
    can somebody say cheese?

    crashed and burned.....
     
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    ++ [ originally posted by gray ] ++
    I prefer them to be spontaneous
    bah, you guys took it too seriously. It wasn't meant to rival Seinfeld or anything, I thought we could just piss around; oh well, you can't win em all :)
     

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