Dear Capello,
Well, well, well, you sure are one hell of a man. I mean, look at what you've done to Juventus, single handedly almost. You've taken us to an all new dimension, we never knew we had. You've reinvented the squad Marcello Lippi had from the get go. I mean, nobody, no coach in the world could've done for a team what you have done for Juventus.
Your radical ideas are fascinating to say the least. I mean, you've converted Gigi Buffon into the playmaker we've so sorely lacked. His inch perfect passes to the strikers seem to be getting better and better with each passing game. Not just that, you're so brilliant, now our scoreline more often than not, has the same shape as our logo. With the line up at your disposal, the 4-4-2 formation has to be a stroke of a genius. It's just too bad, that the only ones who appreciate it, are the opposition. But hey, whose complaining? You've given us a really strong team, on paper. And it's about to get stronger. None of us figured, that maybe buying another high profile player like Christiano Ronaldo or Steven Gerrard will be the key to our problems next season. And if that doesnt turn out to be the case, what the hell, there's always Ronaldinho. You do set a fine example for coaches. With a unique style, which sees you use every possible resource available to you, except your mind.
Oh and it only gets better. Despite your great stature, you have immense kindness and love in your heart. So what if it's only for Ibrahimovic? Now he's a nice looking young boy, isnt he? The only bone of contention I have with you though is the long balls you like to feed him. Wouldnt it be easier for the both of you, to do such things off the pitch? Go long to Ibrahimovic for as long as you want, just dont do it on the pitch, since such games are usually family events.
Once again, I'd like to congratulate you for having turned this Juventus unit from being extremly capable to extremely rapeable. It definitely needs some talent to do things as you do. Before I wrap up though, you did mention something about believing in miracles. We'd like to believe in them too. Now if only you could remove your panties and show us how long into outer space you can send your balls.
Much love,
Juventuz.com
Well, well, well, you sure are one hell of a man. I mean, look at what you've done to Juventus, single handedly almost. You've taken us to an all new dimension, we never knew we had. You've reinvented the squad Marcello Lippi had from the get go. I mean, nobody, no coach in the world could've done for a team what you have done for Juventus.
Your radical ideas are fascinating to say the least. I mean, you've converted Gigi Buffon into the playmaker we've so sorely lacked. His inch perfect passes to the strikers seem to be getting better and better with each passing game. Not just that, you're so brilliant, now our scoreline more often than not, has the same shape as our logo. With the line up at your disposal, the 4-4-2 formation has to be a stroke of a genius. It's just too bad, that the only ones who appreciate it, are the opposition. But hey, whose complaining? You've given us a really strong team, on paper. And it's about to get stronger. None of us figured, that maybe buying another high profile player like Christiano Ronaldo or Steven Gerrard will be the key to our problems next season. And if that doesnt turn out to be the case, what the hell, there's always Ronaldinho. You do set a fine example for coaches. With a unique style, which sees you use every possible resource available to you, except your mind.
Oh and it only gets better. Despite your great stature, you have immense kindness and love in your heart. So what if it's only for Ibrahimovic? Now he's a nice looking young boy, isnt he? The only bone of contention I have with you though is the long balls you like to feed him. Wouldnt it be easier for the both of you, to do such things off the pitch? Go long to Ibrahimovic for as long as you want, just dont do it on the pitch, since such games are usually family events.
Once again, I'd like to congratulate you for having turned this Juventus unit from being extremly capable to extremely rapeable. It definitely needs some talent to do things as you do. Before I wrap up though, you did mention something about believing in miracles. We'd like to believe in them too. Now if only you could remove your panties and show us how long into outer space you can send your balls.
Much love,
Juventuz.com
