The one and only Capello thread (4 Viewers)

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baggio

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Jun 3, 2003
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Dear Capello,

Well, well, well, you sure are one hell of a man. I mean, look at what you've done to Juventus, single handedly almost. You've taken us to an all new dimension, we never knew we had. You've reinvented the squad Marcello Lippi had from the get go. I mean, nobody, no coach in the world could've done for a team what you have done for Juventus.

Your radical ideas are fascinating to say the least. I mean, you've converted Gigi Buffon into the playmaker we've so sorely lacked. His inch perfect passes to the strikers seem to be getting better and better with each passing game. Not just that, you're so brilliant, now our scoreline more often than not, has the same shape as our logo. With the line up at your disposal, the 4-4-2 formation has to be a stroke of a genius. It's just too bad, that the only ones who appreciate it, are the opposition. But hey, whose complaining? You've given us a really strong team, on paper. And it's about to get stronger. None of us figured, that maybe buying another high profile player like Christiano Ronaldo or Steven Gerrard will be the key to our problems next season. And if that doesnt turn out to be the case, what the hell, there's always Ronaldinho. You do set a fine example for coaches. With a unique style, which sees you use every possible resource available to you, except your mind.

Oh and it only gets better. Despite your great stature, you have immense kindness and love in your heart. So what if it's only for Ibrahimovic? Now he's a nice looking young boy, isnt he? The only bone of contention I have with you though is the long balls you like to feed him. Wouldnt it be easier for the both of you, to do such things off the pitch? Go long to Ibrahimovic for as long as you want, just dont do it on the pitch, since such games are usually family events.

Once again, I'd like to congratulate you for having turned this Juventus unit from being extremly capable to extremely rapeable. It definitely needs some talent to do things as you do. Before I wrap up though, you did mention something about believing in miracles. We'd like to believe in them too. Now if only you could remove your panties and show us how long into outer space you can send your balls.




Much love,
Juventuz.com
 

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ReBeL

The Jackal
Jan 14, 2005
22,871
#2
How can I sign this letter??

I think he won't read it because Ibra's nose will forbid him from seeing it...
 

Sadomin

Senior Member
Apr 5, 2005
7,327
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Funny read until it reached what's been said oh so many times before. I'm sure you'll receive a couple of plus reps now from like minded people with all those unqiue Capello-Ibra sexual relation jokes.
 

Gep

The Guv'nor
Jun 12, 2005
16,493
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Did you lot expect a classy performace? I knew from the start it'll be a long ball scenario, with through balls etc..... hoping for the rub of the green. I knew it'll be a ugly/Gritty performance under Capello.

And look we are out again!

Bring back a passionate Manager who has Juventus pumping through his veins!

Lippi answer our call!
 

rain

Junior Member
Mar 11, 2006
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Respect to Baggio for the letter. You rock man. I agree with you 100%. I am in as well if we can sign the letter. You managed to express what we feel very good. Well done.




Oh and lets not forget. Congratulations to Don Fabio. Thank you for ruinning our team. God bless you, and we hope you stay the following season as well, for you have so much to offer to this team. For example, a relegation to Serie B or a disqualification from Champions League from the Group Stage. Thank you again!
 

swag

L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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ahead said:
2 scuadettos in a row and you still wanna fire him..... !!!
If our goal is Scudettos, then by all means we shouldn't change a thing. But if our goal is success in Europe, at least commensurate with the expectations the rest of the world has placed on the talent in this club, get the pink slip ready.
 

swag

L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
84,749
#16
I know I didn't. But I don't think Capello deserved the full credit of that victory just as he doesn't deserve the full blame of this defeat.

Came across this on the Juve Fed in Hattrick just now:



Ouch. Talk about harsh...
 

Mr. Gol

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Sep 15, 2004
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swag said:
I know I didn't. But I don't think Capello deserved the full credit of that victory just as he doesn't deserve the full blame of this defeat.

Came across this on the Juve Fed in Hattrick just now:



Ouch. Talk about harsh...
That's just ridiculous. I bet they were the first to cheer when Capello signed for us.
 
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