the official you knew it was coming thread (donny gets 20k) (8 Viewers)

[swag]

Oh man ... I went to a Thanksgiving dinner (an American one, thank you very much -- we aren't living in igloos yet like you boys up north) and got loaded on wine, port, and grappa to miss this?!?! :doh:

Genius, buddy. You should have this post tattooed on your plastic-lawn-chair-conforming ass. And particularly while it's still fresh, if I were you I would go to a Home Depot and test out every one of their lawn chairs with my naked ass so I could print off thousands of copies of this post like a mimeograph machine ... like Silly Putty on the Sunday comics. You would become the Johann Gutenberg of asses. Which is unfortunate, because in reality you probably really aspire to become the Steve Guttenberg (of Police Academy movie fame) of asses.

You are clearly one of the funniest and most beloved posters on this forum, and deservedly so. And I hate you. Because here it is, my day off of work, and with this post I now have a project I have to complete when instead I could be wanking off to reruns of Three's Company on TV. Because your dedication post was so good -- the best I've ever seen here at Juventuz -- I have no choice now but to find a way to crack Marty and Keith's hard work on the new site so I can force-feed you rep points despite the error messages that keep coming back.

Thanks a lot ... jerk! :ferocious

p.s.: And if you think this means you're getting your full payola check this week for this post, you are sadly mistaken.

 

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[Lawnchair Bes]

Oh man ... I went to a Thanksgiving dinner (an American one, thank you very much -- we aren't living in igloos yet like you boys up north) and got loaded on wine, port, and grappa to miss this?!?! :doh:

Genius, buddy. You should have this post tattooed on your plastic-lawn-chair-conforming ass. And particularly while it's still fresh, if I were you I would go to a Home Depot and test out every one of their lawn chairs with my naked ass so I could print off thousands of copies of this post like a mimeograph machine ... like Silly Putty on the Sunday comics. You would become the Johann Gutenberg of asses. Which is unfortunate, because in reality you probably really aspire to become the Steve Guttenberg (of Police Academy movie fame) of asses.

You are clearly one of the funniest and most beloved posters on this forum, and deservedly so. And I hate you. Because here it is, my day off of work, and with this post I now have a project I have to complete when instead I could be wanking off to reruns of Three's Company on TV. Because your dedication post was so good -- the best I've ever seen here at Juventuz -- I have no choice now but to find a way to crack Marty and Keith's hard work on the new site so I can force-feed you rep points despite the error messages that keep coming back.

Thanks a lot ... jerk! :ferocious

p.s.: And if you think this means you're getting your full payola check this week for this post, you are sadly mistaken.

greg man, how know how to please me. i strive to be like you and here you are complimenting me. somebody up there is watching out for me. thanks buddy

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Thanks for the mention.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Fliakis - yo, self proclaimed sex god. did anybody tell you, youre ugly and you are 25 and cant drive a car.

 

[Seven]

Your title is just as selfproclaimed as Fli's is, Don .

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

what title? the loser? i though that was a well known fact

 

[Seven]

what title? the loser? i though that was a well known fact

No, just like Fli acts like a sex god, you act like the Juventuz bad boy. While people like Claire and River had actually something to say as well, you have not. And TBH you're not really talented verbally speaking either, so you might want to cut the act.

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

it was never in my intentions to be the bad boy man. i just tried to make a dedication thread that was different from the others.

i never proclaimed to be able to write. you can see that from my countless one liners, plus i beg to differ but a lot of people thought there was something worthy in there.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

No, just like Fli acts like a sex god, you act like the Juventuz bad boy. While people like Claire and River had actually something to say as well, you have not. And TBH you're not really talented verbally speaking either, so you might want to cut the act.

Eat it.

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

 

[swag]

Eat it.

It's not even nighttime yet, and Burke has downed his 40s and is living large in the

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Not 40's, I am still on a couple 12 oz cans of Icehouse.

But Andy and I are going to see Aziz tonight, we are going to get the ripped.

 

[baggio]

Much love, Don Best.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Fo' Sho'.

 

[Seven]

it was never in my intentions to be the bad boy man. i just tried to make a dedication thread that was different from the others.

i never proclaimed to be able to write. you can see that from my countless one liners, plus i beg to differ but a lot of people thought there was something worthy in there.

It's a bit of shallow fun, I acknowledge that, but all in all your cynicism isn't "real" and that's what bothers me most. If you are going to go down that road, your remarks should be spot on. That's why I have a lot of problems with people in real life: I make a joke, but at the same I completely nail them down. Now if you try to do that, but you fail, it makes you look like an idiot.

 

[Seven]

And it's not about this thread, I was talking in general.

 

[baggio]

Fo' Sho'.

Where are the pics foo?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Where are the pics foo?

Those naked pics?

Of that girl Andy and I know?

Put up your email address, I've been away from home for 4 days, cut me a little slack.

 

[Hambon]

Not 40's, I am still on a couple 12 oz cans of Icehouse.

But Andy and I are going to see Aziz tonight, we are going to get the ripped.

My best friend back in the states is named aziz too....we used to get scudded everytime we meet....god i miss those days...

Icehouse?? go for the 12oz of MGD

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

It's a bit of shallow fun, I acknowledge that, but all in all your cynicism isn't "real" and that's what bothers me most. If you are going to go down that road, your remarks should be spot on. That's why I have a lot of problems with people in real life: I make a joke, but at the same I completely nail them down. Now if you try to do that, but you fail, it makes you look like an idiot.

please lets keep it to this thread. which ones do you think i hit and missed.