Oh man ... I went to a Thanksgiving dinner (an American one, thank you very much -- we aren't living in igloos yet like you boys up north) and got loaded on wine, port, and grappa to miss this?!?! :doh:
Genius, buddy. You should have this post tattooed on your plastic-lawn-chair-conforming ass. And particularly while it's still fresh, if I were you I would go to a Home Depot and test out every one of their lawn chairs with my naked ass so I could print off thousands of copies of this post like a mimeograph machine ... like Silly Putty on the Sunday comics. You would become the Johann Gutenberg of asses. Which is unfortunate, because in reality you probably really aspire to become the Steve Guttenberg (of Police Academy movie fame) of asses.
You are clearly one of the funniest and most beloved posters on this forum, and deservedly so. And I hate you. Because here it is, my day off of work, and with this post I now have a project I have to complete when instead I could be wanking off to reruns of Three's Company on TV. Because your dedication post was so good -- the best I've ever seen here at Juventuz -- I have no choice now but to find a way to crack Marty and Keith's hard work on the new site so I can force-feed you rep points despite the error messages that keep coming back.
Thanks a lot ... jerk! :ferocious
p.s.: And if you think this means you're getting your full payola check this week for this post, you are sadly mistaken.
Genius, buddy. You should have this post tattooed on your plastic-lawn-chair-conforming ass. And particularly while it's still fresh, if I were you I would go to a Home Depot and test out every one of their lawn chairs with my naked ass so I could print off thousands of copies of this post like a mimeograph machine ... like Silly Putty on the Sunday comics. You would become the Johann Gutenberg of asses. Which is unfortunate, because in reality you probably really aspire to become the Steve Guttenberg (of Police Academy movie fame) of asses.
You are clearly one of the funniest and most beloved posters on this forum, and deservedly so. And I hate you. Because here it is, my day off of work, and with this post I now have a project I have to complete when instead I could be wanking off to reruns of Three's Company on TV. Because your dedication post was so good -- the best I've ever seen here at Juventuz -- I have no choice now but to find a way to crack Marty and Keith's hard work on the new site so I can force-feed you rep points despite the error messages that keep coming back.
Thanks a lot ... jerk! :ferocious
p.s.: And if you think this means you're getting your full payola check this week for this post, you are sadly mistaken.
