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ok guys. i m feeling particularly bitter today so instead of writting something sweetened down like everyone else does i figured why not say whatever it is going on through my head right now. so you knew it was coming. on a more serious not, for some of these people i really tried hard (and failed) to come up with something bad to say about them. dont blame the messenger. i still love all you guys. i still find it wierd telling people "oh yeah i know this kid and he does this and that" and they ask me how do you know him and i go "internet forum"
so if you get offened boo hoo
since i cant give anybody the favour of being first, plus i dont wanna forget anybody i m gonna go through the memebers list by order of number of posted counted. i promise hard i will try to find something bad about you.
erik, erik, erik - till about a month i thought we were joking about you switching teams, i guess i still have to get used to the fact. plus i recently found out you are not a juventus fan and yet you have the mosts posts here. thats got to say something about the quality of your life man.
martin - when i think about you, i am remembered of the famous words of Kurt Vonnegut in his book "Hocus Pocus" he says "the problem with humanity is that everyone wants to build and noone wants to do maintanence". thats youo right there. the good thing is that you are not alone. thanks for selling the forum. be a man, stop drining apple juice.
gray - what can i say about this kid besides, he still doesnt understand that south korea cheated. get your ass here. it was fun making fun of your geekiness, and people used to say, Don is bad, but at least he aint no gray.
Fabi - hard findind something about you, really. having the pleasure of knowing you is one of the few things i dont regret about joining juventus. too bad we dont talk as often. and dont steal my thunder.
Don Bes - The Loser. that sums it up. cant say more.
Zlatan - whether it is driving, enforcing rules at a forum, or trying to chop women, this guys always tries hard but almost always fails. learn from your mistakes budy. either than that, you are not bad. you make me feel good for not trying at all.
Tom - british? wait is that a bad thing. maybe. i m just kidding man. you go in the fabi category. which is, havent gotten to know ya enough to find something bad about you.
Lilianna - greek, enough said. it was real nice finding out about your real nature. thanks. just helps me fill the greek image in my head.
Andy - nice kid. makes us of a proud. his few faults ? stubborn, especially when trying to have an argument. it helps that he is almost always right though. we got to get back to our long skype nights man.
Stuart - nice kid. cant say anything bad about him.
Azzurri7 - where do i begin ? i m just playin. just TRY to be more of a juve fan rather than a del piero fan. and of course noone is gonna replace del piero if del piero is still playing when he shouldnt be (not that i think that that is happening now, mind you)
Jeeks - you freaked me out when you posted that blasi picture with my face on it. you are a great kid though. remind me of myself. you stole my heart with the many threads opened about me. they were 2 werent they ?
Majed - great kid, helped me with my university choosing, but he is arab so you never know when he might turn into a terrorist. that was low ee. i just wanted to find something lame to say about you man, joking.
Burkey - where do i begin. this kid is like me but with the ability to get women. sadly being like me this kid sometimes can be a real kid. dont ever change. i love you the way you are.
Elnur_E65 - if there ever was a person whom i'd love to lose my liver with, elnur would have to be it. this guy is everything you want in a drinking partner.
Fliakis - yo, self proclaimed sex god. did anybody tell you, youre ugly and you are 25 and cant drive a car.
Josh - you are the man man. cant really find anything bad about you. maybe because you chickened out and left for a year or so.
Arif - whats up with all the msn accounts man ? and why am i in all of them when we never talk. its like i delete one, 3 others pop up.
Dan - smoking weed at 15 man ? whats next ? its too bad i m trying to find something bad about this everybody because dan is the man. he hunts older women, he kicks ass at almost everything and he is great to talk to. (sounds gay, wait erik, does that offend you ?)
Chxta - i would find something bad to say about him if i ever bothered reading what he had to say. boooring. next.
Nicole - women, what do they know about soccer. roma and manure fan, what were you thinking. its too bad because as a person you are not as bad.
Sergio - when i grow up i wanna be like you. enough said.
Shadowfax - once someone said " your mind can produce great things, but it is other minds that will determine if those things are really great" does that apply to here ? can you please lower yourself to your level ?
gigi's twin (what the hell was she thinking)
John - same as fabi category
swag - you are my hero. i wake up every morning praying that my jokes one day become as funny as yours. plus you have a job i'd love to have. its got to suck getting old though ee? dont staying here make you feel so much older ?
Espectro - this guy thinks somebody actually cares about his break ups and his sexual escapades. just out of curiosity how much did you have to pay her to do that thing nobody would do.
IncuboRossonero - nick, I posted your picture on the forum. case closed. it was funny. get your ass here and read this.
m_elayyan - moron.
ZhiXin - isnt this guy a milan and a juve fan ? enough said.
baggio - good kid. liliana told me about 1 year ago that she is in love with you.
mikhail - ruined my threads many times. dont got no real power in life so you show it off here on the forum ? poor you.
David Del Piero - nothing much, booring
Len (he wont be missed)
Padovano- where do i begin. i absolutely admire whatever you have done on the forum. rock on dude.
Juve_Kosova (edited at the end of the thread) - keep posting them pictures man.
snoop - very missunderstood member, finds pleasure in talking shit about del piero. can be boring at times.
Nawaf - grow up. good thing the face in your avatar thing is over. i was starting to get nightmare. kidding man, couldnt find anymore material.
Vinman - get well soon, you da man. love your match reports. too bad you wanna put an end to islam, but hey, we cant be all perfect can we. and the personal vendetta against capello is getting annying.
Seven - get the fuck out of here, i dont know what you are trying to do but stick to doing what you do best, what was that again ? oh yeah, nothing.
Gino Genesio - lol. moron
mark77 - do you do anything else besides juventus forums man ? how old are you ?
HWIENIAWSKI - i dont understand you. can be annoying at times.
Tifoso Lou - no matter what they say dont ever change. too bad you are a homphobic christian. reminds me of hitler at times.
Menace - who ? nobody gives a shit about you.
Rami - arab see majed. man, its hard finding something againt you. must be doing a good job.
Zé Tahir - thanks for the 'tar. other than that, not so useful around here. do soemthing.
Sir Sebastian - buddy you WILL get rapped.
Kaiser Franco - the bourgeoisie.
Altair - see ze tahir minus the 'tar part.
Codino- good kid. dont give up on yourself.
Marty (post more if you wanna be further) when this guy was first introduced, i was worried about him being a punk and all, but he clearly cares about this website. marty, are you making any money out of this man ?
vlatko, Bozi.78 - get out once in a while
Rainforest Liu - what a joke.
If you guys werent mentioned here, it was due to a lot of reasons.
EDIT:
Juve-Kosova - your two greatest passions are Cassano and Ass. if only there was a way to combine them both.
eaglesnake - you can see this guy has no life. not by the number of posts, but by the great ability to remember even the most irrevelant thing you have said and use it against you anytime it pleases him. I was wrong on camoranessi big deal, move on.
ok guys. i m feeling particularly bitter today so instead of writting something sweetened down like everyone else does i figured why not say whatever it is going on through my head right now. so you knew it was coming. on a more serious not, for some of these people i really tried hard (and failed) to come up with something bad to say about them. dont blame the messenger. i still love all you guys. i still find it wierd telling people "oh yeah i know this kid and he does this and that" and they ask me how do you know him and i go "internet forum"
so if you get offened boo hoo since i cant give anybody the favour of being first, plus i dont wanna forget anybody i m gonna go through the memebers list by order of number of posted counted. i promise hard i will try to find something bad about you.
erik, erik, erik - till about a month i thought we were joking about you switching teams, i guess i still have to get used to the fact. plus i recently found out you are not a juventus fan and yet you have the mosts posts here. thats got to say something about the quality of your life man.
martin - when i think about you, i am remembered of the famous words of Kurt Vonnegut in his book "Hocus Pocus" he says "the problem with humanity is that everyone wants to build and noone wants to do maintanence". thats youo right there. the good thing is that you are not alone. thanks for selling the forum. be a man, stop drining apple juice.
gray - what can i say about this kid besides, he still doesnt understand that south korea cheated. get your ass here. it was fun making fun of your geekiness, and people used to say, Don is bad, but at least he aint no gray.
Fabi - hard findind something about you, really. having the pleasure of knowing you is one of the few things i dont regret about joining juventus. too bad we dont talk as often. and dont steal my thunder.
Don Bes - The Loser. that sums it up. cant say more.
Zlatan - whether it is driving, enforcing rules at a forum, or trying to chop women, this guys always tries hard but almost always fails. learn from your mistakes budy. either than that, you are not bad. you make me feel good for not trying at all.
Tom - british? wait is that a bad thing. maybe. i m just kidding man. you go in the fabi category. which is, havent gotten to know ya enough to find something bad about you.
Lilianna - greek, enough said. it was real nice finding out about your real nature. thanks. just helps me fill the greek image in my head.
Andy - nice kid. makes us of a proud. his few faults ? stubborn, especially when trying to have an argument. it helps that he is almost always right though. we got to get back to our long skype nights man.
Stuart - nice kid. cant say anything bad about him.
Azzurri7 - where do i begin ? i m just playin. just TRY to be more of a juve fan rather than a del piero fan. and of course noone is gonna replace del piero if del piero is still playing when he shouldnt be (not that i think that that is happening now, mind you)
Jeeks - you freaked me out when you posted that blasi picture with my face on it. you are a great kid though. remind me of myself. you stole my heart with the many threads opened about me. they were 2 werent they ?
Majed - great kid, helped me with my university choosing, but he is arab so you never know when he might turn into a terrorist. that was low ee. i just wanted to find something lame to say about you man, joking.
Burkey - where do i begin. this kid is like me but with the ability to get women. sadly being like me this kid sometimes can be a real kid. dont ever change. i love you the way you are.
Elnur_E65 - if there ever was a person whom i'd love to lose my liver with, elnur would have to be it. this guy is everything you want in a drinking partner.
Fliakis - yo, self proclaimed sex god. did anybody tell you, youre ugly and you are 25 and cant drive a car.
Josh - you are the man man. cant really find anything bad about you. maybe because you chickened out and left for a year or so.
Arif - whats up with all the msn accounts man ? and why am i in all of them when we never talk. its like i delete one, 3 others pop up.
Dan - smoking weed at 15 man ? whats next ? its too bad i m trying to find something bad about this everybody because dan is the man. he hunts older women, he kicks ass at almost everything and he is great to talk to. (sounds gay, wait erik, does that offend you ?)
Chxta - i would find something bad to say about him if i ever bothered reading what he had to say. boooring. next.
Nicole - women, what do they know about soccer. roma and manure fan, what were you thinking. its too bad because as a person you are not as bad.
Sergio - when i grow up i wanna be like you. enough said.
Shadowfax - once someone said " your mind can produce great things, but it is other minds that will determine if those things are really great" does that apply to here ? can you please lower yourself to your level ?
gigi's twin (what the hell was she thinking)
John - same as fabi category
swag - you are my hero. i wake up every morning praying that my jokes one day become as funny as yours. plus you have a job i'd love to have. its got to suck getting old though ee? dont staying here make you feel so much older ?
Espectro - this guy thinks somebody actually cares about his break ups and his sexual escapades. just out of curiosity how much did you have to pay her to do that thing nobody would do.
IncuboRossonero - nick, I posted your picture on the forum. case closed. it was funny. get your ass here and read this.
m_elayyan - moron.
ZhiXin - isnt this guy a milan and a juve fan ? enough said.
baggio - good kid. liliana told me about 1 year ago that she is in love with you.
mikhail - ruined my threads many times. dont got no real power in life so you show it off here on the forum ? poor you.
David Del Piero - nothing much, booring
Len (he wont be missed)
Padovano- where do i begin. i absolutely admire whatever you have done on the forum. rock on dude.
Juve_Kosova (edited at the end of the thread) - keep posting them pictures man.
snoop - very missunderstood member, finds pleasure in talking shit about del piero. can be boring at times.
Nawaf - grow up. good thing the face in your avatar thing is over. i was starting to get nightmare. kidding man, couldnt find anymore material.
Vinman - get well soon, you da man. love your match reports. too bad you wanna put an end to islam, but hey, we cant be all perfect can we. and the personal vendetta against capello is getting annying.
Seven - get the fuck out of here, i dont know what you are trying to do but stick to doing what you do best, what was that again ? oh yeah, nothing.
Gino Genesio - lol. moron
mark77 - do you do anything else besides juventus forums man ? how old are you ?
HWIENIAWSKI - i dont understand you. can be annoying at times.
Tifoso Lou - no matter what they say dont ever change. too bad you are a homphobic christian. reminds me of hitler at times.
Menace - who ? nobody gives a shit about you.
Rami - arab see majed. man, its hard finding something againt you. must be doing a good job.
Zé Tahir - thanks for the 'tar. other than that, not so useful around here. do soemthing.
Sir Sebastian - buddy you WILL get rapped.
Kaiser Franco - the bourgeoisie.
Altair - see ze tahir minus the 'tar part.
Codino- good kid. dont give up on yourself.
Marty (post more if you wanna be further) when this guy was first introduced, i was worried about him being a punk and all, but he clearly cares about this website. marty, are you making any money out of this man ?
vlatko, Bozi.78 - get out once in a while
Rainforest Liu - what a joke.
If you guys werent mentioned here, it was due to a lot of reasons.
EDIT:
Juve-Kosova - your two greatest passions are Cassano and Ass. if only there was a way to combine them both.
eaglesnake - you can see this guy has no life. not by the number of posts, but by the great ability to remember even the most irrevelant thing you have said and use it against you anytime it pleases him. I was wrong on camoranessi big deal, move on.
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