The Official Rejects Thread (6 Viewers)

[Bozi]

Which is precisely why I stopped writing to Jeeks on MSN, I felt like a chump getting no response

i know the feeling-

"hey how you doing?"
no response
"see the game tonight?"
no response
"man i thought we were lucky, didn't you?"
no response
"hey man what the fuck?"
no response
"did i piss you off or something?"
no response
"dont answer me if you like rubbing oil over the naked body of lady-boys"
no response
"aye thats what i am talking about"
jack says hello
"no response"

you get the fuck off msn and pretend it never happened

 

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[ReBeL]

dont tell me your going to read all those 7380 letters?

They're 7363 now:sick:

Give me another thing to do except my own hands...

 

[JCK]

i know the feeling-

"hey how you doing?"
no response
"see the game tonight?"
no response
"man i thought we were lucky, didn't you?"
no response
"hey man what the fuck?"
no response
"did i piss you off or something?"
no response
"dont answer me if you like rubbing oil over the naked body of lady-boys"
no response
"aye thats what i am talking about"
jack says hello
"no response"

you get the fuck off msn and pretend it never happened

I feel bad now.

I'll consume more Scottish elixir.

 

[Bozi]

I've read this email five times, but I don't know how to categorize it:


From [email protected]:

if it were more like this i would give you many ideas

Subject:examine my humongous boobies

As she said this she looked down at her impressive rack, and was thats about the
correct shape-but then I wonder whatnipple sits further down my chest. In my brassiere Peter fumbled,
and then he headed towards my panties. He took Mrs Maldini and rubbed his face in her fuzzy warmth.

Hello,

We got wide selections of hiigh-quuality milfs,soccer moms and bored housewives

There is no need to be wary of ages.

Our milfs are the same we have here in USA.

But we have opportuunity to film these milfs at lowwer prizes.

57% Sale, check it out now!
MILFMAN. HK

Best Regards,

Dr. Domingo Courtney


and installing something of her own battery powered delights,excellence into the wild hairy bush , sending cum rivers to ones own feet. And how odd the which the words
EAT ME were beautifully marked in pubic hairs. Oh, my poor little
feet, I wonder who will fook my shoes
What IS a fanny fart? said Alice; not that she wanted one Why, SHE,
of course, said the dildo, pointing to Alice with lessons in the
schoolroom, and though this was not a VERY good Yes, I know, Jane said, I been
waiting for you.

 

[Bozi]

I feel bad now.

I'll consume more Scottish elixir.

hey good idea, now...should i mix my drinks and follow a macallan with a glenmorangie or stick to the lovely amber?

 

[ReBeL]

if it were more like this i would give you many ideas

That would be an email with a purpose, but I thought that the email was a signal from some creatures in Neptune that liked my style and wanted to clone me there...

 

[JCK]

hey good idea, now...should i mix my drinks and follow a macallan with a glenmorangie or stick to the lovely amber?

I never drank two glasses of the same malt after each other, I always mix.

 

[Zé Tahir]

i know the feeling-

"hey how you doing?"
no response
"see the game tonight?"
no response
"man i thought we were lucky, didn't you?"
no response
"hey man what the fuck?"
no response
"did i piss you off or something?"
no response
"dont answer me if you like rubbing oil over the naked body of lady-boys"
no response
"aye thats what i am talking about"
jack says hello
"no response"

you get the fuck off msn and pretend it never happened

:rofl2:

I gotta try that

 

[Bozi]

the person you are messaging gets a wiers surprise when they get online trust me

 

[Hambon]

i know the feeling-

"hey how you doing?"
no response
"see the game tonight?"
no response
"man i thought we were lucky, didn't you?"
no response
"hey man what the fuck?"
no response
"did i piss you off or something?"
no response
"dont answer me if you like rubbing oil over the naked body of lady-boys"
no response
"aye thats what i am talking about"
jack says hello
"no response"

you get the fuck off msn and pretend it never happened

:rofl2:

Typical jack..haha

I get the same shite...but the "hello" two days later in an off line msg..

 

[Bozi]

:rofl2:

Typical jack..haha

I get the same shite...but the "hello" two days later in an off line msg..

aye....
you recieved one message while you werre offline-"hello"

aint that a ratchet to teh crotch, where are you when i am trying to decide what whisky i shall wash down my doobie with?

 

[ReBeL]

So, Giannichedda has a model girlfriend too:

http://www.tgcom.mediaset.it/gossip/articoli/articolo362838.shtml

What is the secret of players and models?

 

[Cuti]

money my dear rebel, and in some player's cases good looks

 

[Zé Tahir]

I noticed that a while back. If Giannichedda got that girl then any man on earth can get any girl he wants

 

[ReBeL]

money my dear rebel, and in some player's cases good looks

You want to make me a thief:eyebrows:

I noticed that a while back. If Giannichedda got that girl then any man on earth can get any girl he wants

Don't make my hope gets higher

 

[Zé Tahir]

You want to make me a thief:eyebrows:



Don't make my hope gets higher

 

[Bozi]

I noticed that a while back. If Giannichedda got that girl then any man on earth can get any girl he wants

thats the dream tahir...now all you need to do is pose as a rich sand nigel and BOOM.........you can emulate me and byron for a weekend

 

[Cuti]

thats the dream tahir...now all you need to do is pose as a rich sand nigel and BOOM.........you can emulate me and byron for a weekend

what you want him to stay going up to prostitues for hours upon end, but them feeling sorry for you rejecting you so you can keep your £5

 

[Bozi]

what you want him to stay going up to prostitues for hours upon end, but them feeling sorry for you rejecting you so you can keep your £5

swap those pro's for hooker-trannies and we have MC's saturday night

 

[Cuti]

swap those pro's for hooker-trannies and we have MC's saturday night

add some cocaine and you have Lapo Elkann's weekend