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Diez
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Apr 14, 2005
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#1
So here I go squeaking my wheels:
this has to be the worst weekend of the year, first that abomination from hell they call the taste of chicago starts today (my man Greg will attest on the wretchedness of this atrocity) Then theres that little thing they call the gay parade oh boy the only thing worse than flaming half naked hairy men is flaming hlaf half naked hairy gay men who have been closeted by a long ass winter. Last but not least is the hordes of loud foul first place cub fans invading our south side. God help us or it will be mass homicide

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L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
84,780
#2
So here I go squeaking my wheels:
this has to be the worst weekend of the year, first that abomination from hell they call the taste of chicago starts today (my man Greg will attest on the wretchedness of this atrocity)
That is the unholy Wal-Mart version of a "Burning Man" festival devoted to indigestion and bad gas. :lol:

Then theres that little thing they call the gay parade oh boy the only thing worse than flaming half naked hairy men is flaming hlaf half naked hairy gay men who have been closeted by a long ass winter. Last but not least is the hordes of loud foul first place cub fans invading our south side. God help us or it will be mass homicide

Bitch away!
It's "Pride" weekend here too in SF. (And I don't mean country singer, Charlie Pride.) In fact, there are two lesbians in my guest bedroom as I type. (To which you respond, "WTF are you doing on Juventuz.com, fool!?!")

Most California exposed gay men are a little less revolting :inter: than the hibernating bear Chicago variety. That said, it's still not the Folsom Street Fair here -- which Sebi can tell you plenty about.

Let's just say it's the sort of thing where wearing a leather studded dog collar and a leash, and only that (save for 50 kilos of body hair and flab), is pretty standard fare.
 
Apr 12, 2004
77,165
#4
So here I go squeaking my wheels:
this has to be the worst weekend of the year, first that abomination from hell they call the taste of chicago starts today (my man Greg will attest on the wretchedness of this atrocity) Then theres that little thing they call the gay parade oh boy the only thing worse than flaming half naked hairy men is flaming hlaf half naked hairy gay men who have been closeted by a long ass winter. Last but not least is the hordes of loud foul first place cub fans invading our south side. God help us or it will be mass homicide

Bitch away!
But at least you got Rose.
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
116,151
#13
I'm angry there is no Corn ETF.

I'm mad that people keep pushing ethanol.

And I'm going to bitch that there is no good Vietnamese place around here.
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
116,151
#16
Yay vietnamese food! next time you re here check out argyle area
DA! Will do, because it's close to the Chicago Soccer Store which I've been to. I think they also have a bunch of Korean places on Montrose. Then you also have little Puerto Rico there as well if I remember correctly.

That's what I love so much about the Chi, how you can drive a few blows and be submerged in a new world.
 

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