The Official I Want to Kill This Player Thread (4 Viewers)

[Azzurri7]

Do I need to mention his name?

 

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[bianconero]

Stankovic, restrain him with zip ties and suffocate with duct tape..

O, thought it was duck tape.

 

[Red]

There aren't any players that I would kill.

There are many that I would like to see dead, though.

 

[swag]

Materazzi.

In a room full of ugly, naked cannibals armed with nothing but potato peelers.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

O, thought it was duck tape.

Nope, it is actually duct tape.

 

[Yamen]

Can we add the Refs of yesterday's game here?!

 

[Alex-444]

Merdatinovic
Cristina Ronaldo
Maurinho
Moratti

 

[Albertmare]

Do I need to mention his name?

Zlatan Ibrahimovic .

 

[bianconero]

Nope, it is actually duct tape.

Isn't it duck tape?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Nah, it's duct tape as it was made for duct work in houses and buildings.

To fashion them together at the joints.

The "duck" thing came from vernacular.

 

[bianconero]

How do I use it to wrap my duck?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Depends on how many feathers you want to violently rip out.

 

[bianconero]

It's a gift, I don't want to rip any feathers out!

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

May I suggest a strangulation and a taxidermist?

 

[bianconero]

You may (loveky manners) but das nutz nichts.

Anyone know where to buy sheep tape?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

My opinion, ask a Welshman.

 

[bianconero]

He said look in the baagin bucket for baasking tape.

Now what about the donkey, what tape is best?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Worm tape or tape worm.

 

[Il Re]

My opinion, ask a Welshman.

 

[The Curr]

I had a dream the other night that Ivan Cordoba died