And if I may add something here.
A word of caution to all the Cafones when we take you to the beach.
#1) Since this is the summertime, its OK to take the T-Tops off of your IROC. Its not Ok to do this in the winter, but everytime we tell you this it just goes in one ear and out the other.
#2) You are there to get a tan, not baste yourself like a Thanksgiving Turkey, so easy on the baby oil, Luigi.
#3) Despite what Tony, Vito, and Maria may have told you, it is not cool to kick sand in an old man's face. OK, it is cool, but you didn't hear that from us.
#4) Speedos went out in the 70's, so please spare us.
#5) No one, except maybe yourself, thinks that having tan lines from your gold chains are cool, so please drop off your stash at a local safe deposit box before you go to the beach.
#6) We have enough problems with the ozone, so leave the hairspray at home. That goes for the ladies too.