The greatest thread in all the history of the forum,but you spoiled it man,(NSFW) (24 Viewers)
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No, life is when you work in school for 24 years, then spend the next 50 years working the same job only to pay off your school loans only to end up homless, pennyless and womanless.
Homeless because your 5.3 million dollar education couldn't get you a 5 dollar an hour job at McDonald's because the joker that you went to apply to was an idiot and hired the black guy because of the greter employment of minorities in the job world only to realise 3 weeks later it was a bad move because the mother fucker shot three employees, including the dick that hired him, and robbed the place.
Pennyless because the job you couln't get doesn't get you any money, and womanless because your wife found out that the lack job opotunities caused you to spiral into a great deresssion and eventully you got hooked on heroin and caused you to sell your car, therefore causing your wife to leave you.
That my friend is life.
Homeless because your 5.3 million dollar education couldn't get you a 5 dollar an hour job at McDonald's because the joker that you went to apply to was an idiot and hired the black guy because of the greter employment of minorities in the job world only to realise 3 weeks later it was a bad move because the mother fucker shot three employees, including the dick that hired him, and robbed the place.
Pennyless because the job you couln't get doesn't get you any money, and womanless because your wife found out that the lack job opotunities caused you to spiral into a great deresssion and eventully you got hooked on heroin and caused you to sell your car, therefore causing your wife to leave you.
That my friend is life.
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