The Greatest English Football Joke Ever (2 Viewers)

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Musta gotten that shirt offen a dead chinese!

 

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[Sadomin]

"Omg like I finally found someone who understand football! My mother is english, making me half-pure, and after I purge my father for his foreign-sins I will be a true EPL supporter!

I am leading a cross-state pilgrimage to the Home Depot center to see the former best player in the world.

The new best player in the world is Wayne Rooney. "
-Sebi

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

What a joker.

 

[Bjerknes]

"Omg like I finally found someone who understand football! My mother is english, making me half-pure, and after I purge my father for his foreign-sins I will be a true EPL supporter!

I am leading a cross-state pilgrimage to the Home Depot center to see the former best player in the world.

The new best player in the world is Wayne Rooney. "
-Sebi

WORD, SON!

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

E&J got my mind trippin'.

 

[swag]

TBH, what I actually find more irritating than avid EPL fans is the kids who claim to be Italian based on family heritage (yet they haven't the slightest clue about anything euro-related) and are avid fans of some team in serie A, yet have seen maybe 4 games on tv and can't name 5 players. These kids are typically Mexican.

Their favorite food is pizza and they always talk about how Italian they are.

You really should stop flattering yourself, Sebi. It's unbecoming.

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

without greg's humour, i'd probably kill myself

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

 

[Alen]

Hey Tom --

It's sooo AWESOME that you love the EPL like me! It is so great! All these other people with these leagues with funny names, players with funny names, and who speak in these stupid languages (I mean, what kind of moron can't even learn how to speak ENGLISH for crying out loud) -- what kind of pathetic JOKERS do they think they are?

Don't they know Livermanchelseanal United is THE BEST!!!

What's your favorite band? I love Justin Timberlake and Linkin Park. They are THE BEST!!!

And what's your favorite food? I like pizza. Yum! It is THE BEST!!

And what do you think of all the media coverage of Nicole Ritchie's baby? I think it's terrible. They should leave her alone. What an inspiration she is to us all.

But not as much an inspiration as the EPL!! Yayyy!! EPL!! They are the best!!! They are God's one and only gift to football. They RULE!!!! All other wannabes can go to hell!!

Livermanchelseanal United is THE BEST!!!

 

[Red]

That is scarily close to the truth.

 

[Henry]

I thought this thread was going to be about manchester united.....

 

[Firestarter]

That is scarily close to the truth.

I know...

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I thought this thread was going to be about manchester united.....

No, Liverpool.

 

[Henry]

I had a feeling you would be replying...

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

But of course.....

 

[Henry]

btw, how the fuck did bayern get ribery?! bastards...

 

[Elvin]

TBH, what I actually find more irritating than avid EPL fans is the kids who claim to be Italian based on family heritage (yet they haven't the slightest clue about anything euro-related) and are avid fans of some team in serie A, yet have seen maybe 4 games on tv and can't name 5 players. These kids are typically Mexican.

Their favorite food is pizza and they always talk about how Italian they are.

oh touche, mate! I can't stand those wannabes either yuck

 

[swag]

"Omg like I finally found someone who understand football! My mother is english, making me half-pure, and after I purge my father for his foreign-sins I will be a true EPL supporter!

I am leading a cross-state pilgrimage to the Home Depot center to see the former best player in the world.

The new best player in the world is Wayne Rooney. "
-Sebi

That was a Sebi classic, btw.

I thought this thread was going to be about manchester united.....

No, Liverpool.

It's both!

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I know, Greg.

You think I'm just some joker, don't you?

 

[swag]

I know, Greg.

You think I'm just some joker, don't you?

As seen in Burke's basement during a Skype session:

"What on &^%*# earth are you talking about, broseppi?!"