The Financial Situation (57 Viewers)

[Hust]

Pwned.

Kasaki exiting stage door left with haste...

 

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[ALC]

ALC: "Absolutely Low Class"

Ok, you pwnd me there.

 

[ALC]

Lmao @ the narrating

 

[Hust]

Technically Kyle got both of us so put yourself down to Gio's level.

Technically you don't lose a point when you get pwned.

0 is "no definition" hence not a level.

 

[Hust]

Ok, you pwnd me there.

Cam: 2
TLC: 1...collecting dust.
Kyle: 1
Gio:

 

[Hust]

Curtain falls...Scene 2

ALC now changing costume from a woman back into a man...

 

[ALC]

Technically you don't lose a point when you get pwned.

0 is "no definition" hence not a level.

This shit be mad complicated my old school flappy jack. I 'member in the old days we'd suck on our thumbs and play with a See 'n Say until we had to build a bridge.

 

[ALC]

Curtain falls...Scene 2

ALC now changing costume from a woman back into a man...

But halt! There seems to be a beacon of light shining through his mighty cape. What could it possibly...

Oh no! It appears to be Ze Tahir about to be horribly pwnd by ALC

 

[Hust]

Ze Tahir is middle eastern with a pilots license...see who pwns who here...


(Cue the screams of terror)

There is a growing sense of angst enshrouding ALC as he immediately recalculates his miscalculated attempt at Ze.

 

[ALC]

ALC now has to act quickly in order to escape the wrath of the Ze Tahir and his mighty airplane.

 

[ALC]

In a moment of pure adrenaline, ALC goes to a university that teaches airplane flight and learns everything down to a perfect T.

(Enter Kyle and his scrub brush)

 

[Hust]

Kyle just realizes he is black.

 

[ALC]

Kyle just realizes he is black.

And tries to scrub the blackness off, but to no avail.

 

[Hust]

I didn't even think that could be tied to a brush, but you executed well.

 

[ALC]

I didn't even think that could be tied to a brush, but you executed well.

It was quite challenging I have to say.

 

[suligodsilla]

fuck guys its not funny my whole day is destroyed. i defended marotta for every transfer. but that is fucking shit. there is zero logical part in this transfer, we could have kept amauri or just gave libertazzi a run. to pay a bench player that sum is a crime. we could also brought trezeguet back man i love this bald bastard. the day when i read that he is leaving us, i almost cried but sadly i have no lacrimal gland so i could not cry but he would have deserved it if i shed tears for him.

is this source really reliable?

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Apparently, Toni does not make 5m. It's 2-3m.

 

[Suns]

Juventus board to decide whether to invest €100 million in squad or clear debts

Juventus' board of directors are due to convene in Turin on May 11, with a reinvestment of €100 million in the offing, however senior figures at the club will have to decide whether to use the money to clear existing debts or to buy new players in the summer.

Tuttosport reports that the meeting will be used to plan a budget for the next financial year and to also discuss key matters within the club, including the future of under-fire coach Luigi Del Neri.

The Old Lady of Italian football has amassed €60 million of debt, partly caused by a downturn in performance on the pitch and also due to an absence from the Champions League.

The decision will impact upon the future of the playing staff, as Juve are unlikely to make the top four and qualification for next season's top tier of European football, meaning they will again miss out on the financial rewards that participation brings.

The club have underperformed this season and an investment into the side would give them much more of a chance of playing a part in the race for the Scudetto title next season, and making it back into the Champions League.

Juventus are currently in 7th place in Serie A on 53 points, and with four games left face a battle to qualify for European football in any capacity next season.

Now I know this is a lot of BS but lets have fun with the thought. So either pay the debt, keep risking missing revenues from Champions League or invest in a better squad and get money from excited fans buying a lot of merchandise and revenues from Champions League.

 

[Hust]

They have amassed millions of dollars in wealth these people...I am sure they know how to invest it.

 

[Nardonejuve]

:thumbs:

Yet the man invested around 250 millions just a couple of years in a club that hardly many knew about outside of england !!

For the first time in 30 years they're in the F.A cup final and they'll most likely gonna be playing CL football next season too. While one of Europe's biggest Giants are struggling within their own "shit" league to make it to the Europa league next season !!

Come on, are you guys seriously suggesting that we're better off with the current owners who doesn't give a rats ass about the club and rather stick with them while not wanting foreign investors like Abramovich and sheikh mansour who turned pretty much an average (below average) clubs into title contenders...

I used to believe into all that mentality in saving the traditions of the club and keeping the agnelli's as owners forever some 10-15 years ago but not anymore. Look at Roma and how they've parted away with the sensi family after being their for such a long time. Berlousconi who brought milan back in 1986 and turned the club into such a success story in the past 25 years.

Lets keep the tradition while the others are moving forward and doing the right thing for their clubs. Football clubs today are businesses and any business that sticks with their old idea's and refuse to change would die eventually no matter how big that business is. Thats just a fact.

The younger generation of football fans in the world will hardly know Juve in a few years time. Ask any 14-15 years old youngster (not Italian) about this club and they'll tell you that yes we've heard about the club but they're hardly interested in it. We play like shit and we're hardly winning anything (not even in the crap serie A right now).

Unless a new investor buys the club and starts buying WC players in the coming few years, we will be struggling for many many years just to make it to the CL.

And thats not a far-fetched idea by the way, Borussia Dortmund were playing against us in the CL final back in 1997 and since winning that title back then they've disappeared out of the European scene since then and finally after 14 years they're back just this season. Ajax is a Giant club and much bigger club (historically) than clubs like arsenal, chelsea, city and others yet look where they are now !!