you should be a comedian !!!
really serial ?? what is this, a television series ??
again, hector, you can believe whatever you like..
my impression of you is a little different, however..
I envision you with a waffle stuffed in your mouth, taking it up the ass by some Belgian guy named Jean-Claude, and after each time he finishes, you leave the room, change clothes, throw on a fake moustache and/or beard, re-enter the room and claim you are one of your many "brothers" looking for some lovin', so you can have your anal pleasures over and over again