The Australian Juventus Thread (23 Viewers)

[ZoSo]

I still think hipster fucks are worse than these pieces of shit. Not that the lads are much better...

 

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[Mr Chocolate]

so fucking eshays, and as much as i hate hipsters, lads should die first

 

[Juventino[RUS]]

What's the difference between yoghurt and Australians ?
At least yoghurt starts with a little culture.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

so fucking eshays, and as much as i hate hipsters, lads should die first

This. At least hipsters don't roll little kids for pot money and hang around train stations tagging shit.

Hipsters are absolute scum though. The next breed of cunt to the list.

 

[ZoSo]

What's the difference between yoghurt and Australians ?
At least yoghurt starts with a little culture.

What's the difference between Juventino[RUS] and a bucket of shit?

the bucket

 

[Mr Chocolate]

This. At least hipsters don't roll little kids for pot money and hang around train stations tagging shit.

Hipsters are absolute scum though. The next breed of cunt to the list.

The future is not looking good my friend

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

What's the difference between Juventino[RUS] and a bucket of shit?

the bucket

 

[Juventino[RUS]]

What's the difference between Juventino[RUS] and a bucket of shit?

the bucket

Why do birds fly upside down over Sadvillain and BAUS ?
It's not worth shitting on.

 

[ZoSo]

only morons laugh at their own jokes

j: What's the difference between Juventino[RUS] and a soiled pair of underpants?
a: Nothing.

 

[Juventino[RUS]]

If Santa Claus, a smart Aussie and a dumb blonde were in a
room, and you tossed in a hundred dollar note, who would grab it
first ? The blonde - the other two don't exist

 

[ZoSo]

If Santa Claus, a smart Aussie and a dumb blonde were in a
room, and you tossed in a hundred dollar note, who would grab it
first ? The blonde - the other two don't exist

 

[Juventino[RUS]]

BAUS and Sadvillain sitting on the beach in Sydney.
BAUS asked the other, "Which do you reckon is closer? The sun or Brisbane?"
Sadvillain replied, "Hmmm, the sun. You can't see Brisbane from here!"

 

[ZoSo]

you can't even come up with your own jokes

http://board.jokeroo.com/funny-jokes/140944-racist-jokes.html#post3353460

http://www.infolanka.com/jokes/messages/414.html

1. What's the difference between Aussies and pigs ?
>>>
>>> Pigs don't turn into Aussies when they drink.
>>>


>>>3. Why do birds fly upside down over Australian ?
>>>
>>> It's not worth shitting on.

>>>10. What do you call an Aussie who scores well in an IQ test ?
>>>
>>> A cheat.

>>>12. What do you call an Aussie with half a brain ?
>>>
>>> Gifted.

>>>17. What's the difference between yoghurt and Australians ?
>>>
>>> At least yoghurt starts with a little culture.

>>>23. IQ
>>>
>>> Did you know that New Zealanders who eimigrate to Australia
>>>raise the IQ of both countries ?

 

[Juventino[RUS]]

Raz, BAUS, and Sadvillain are in a bar discussing the mental abilities of their wives. Raz says, "You know my wife must be the most stupid woman in the world. She went to a supermarket sale and bought $900 worth of meat, and we don't even have a freezer! BAUS says, "That's nothing! My wife went out last week and bought a brand new $30, 000 car, and she can't even drive! Not to be out done, the Sadvillain says, "My wife is a lot dumber than that! Last week she left for a two week holiday in Paris and I saw her pack 20 condoms! Hell, she doesn't even have a penis!"



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you can't even come up with your own jokes

http://board.jokeroo.com/funny-jokes/140944-racist-jokes.html#post3353460

http://www.infolanka.com/jokes/messages/414.html

ye i should create all the jokes in the world by myself I can't use other ideas, it's forbidden and ofc you never did it Clown 99 lvl

 

[ZoSo]

Raz, BAUS, and Sadvillain are in a bar discussing the mental abilities of their wives. Raz says, "You know my wife must be the most stupid woman in the world. She went to a supermarket sale and bought $900 worth of meat, and we don't even have a freezer! BAUS says, "That's nothing! My wife went out last week and bought a brand new $30, 000 car, and she can't even drive! Not to be out done, the Sadvillain says, "My wife is a lot dumber than that! Last week she left for a two week holiday in Paris and I saw her pack 20 condoms! Hell, she doesn't even have a penis!"

http://www.jokes2go.com/jokes/7608.html

ye i should create all the jokes in the world by myself I can't use other ideas, it's forbidden and ofc you never did it Clown 99 lvl

'copy paste lvl 99'

i.e. hypocrite

 

[Juventino[RUS]]

How do you know if an Australian is gay?
When he says he's going home to Sydney and you know he lives in Melbourne.

Story of ur life, sadsadvaillain

 

[ZoSo]

@JuveJay

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

How do you know if an Australian is gay?
When he says he's going home to Sydney and you know he lives in Melbourne.

Story of ur life, sadsadvaillain

Sochi is a fucking shithole. Suck on deeeeeez nuts.

 

[chester]

I had to look this up


Looks like a very fast chicken dance.

In Belgium and Holland, we did this in the 90's already.

 

[ZoSo]

All that stuff came from Holland I believe, like hardstyle too.. didn't it?