The Australian Juventus Thread (48 Viewers)

ZoSo

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Jul 11, 2011
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Juventino[RUS];4156451 said:
What's the difference between yoghurt and Australians ?
At least yoghurt starts with a little culture.

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What's the difference between Juventino[RUS] and a bucket of shit?

the bucket
 

ZoSo

Senior Member
Jul 11, 2011
41,656
only morons laugh at their own jokes

j: What's the difference between Juventino[RUS] and a soiled pair of underpants?
a: Nothing.
 

ZoSo

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Jul 11, 2011
41,656
Juventino[RUS];4156888 said:
If Santa Claus, a smart Aussie and a dumb blonde were in a
room, and you tossed in a hundred dollar note, who would grab it
first ? The blonde - the other two don't exist

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Juventino[RUS]

Senior Member
Mar 9, 2006
29,039
BAUS and Sadvillain sitting on the beach in Sydney.
BAUS asked the other, "Which do you reckon is closer? The sun or Brisbane?"
Sadvillain replied, "Hmmm, the sun. You can't see Brisbane from here!"

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ZoSo

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Jul 11, 2011
41,656
you can't even come up with your own jokes

http://board.jokeroo.com/funny-jokes/140944-racist-jokes.html#post3353460

http://www.infolanka.com/jokes/messages/414.html

1. What's the difference between Aussies and pigs ?
>>>
>>> Pigs don't turn into Aussies when they drink.
>>>


>>>3. Why do birds fly upside down over Australian ?
>>>
>>> It's not worth shitting on.

>>>10. What do you call an Aussie who scores well in an IQ test ?
>>>
>>> A cheat.

>>>12. What do you call an Aussie with half a brain ?
>>>
>>> Gifted.

>>>17. What's the difference between yoghurt and Australians ?
>>>
>>> At least yoghurt starts with a little culture.

>>>23. IQ
>>>
>>> Did you know that New Zealanders who eimigrate to Australia
>>>raise the IQ of both countries ?
 

Juventino[RUS]

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Mar 9, 2006
29,039
Raz, BAUS, and Sadvillain are in a bar discussing the mental abilities of their wives. Raz says, "You know my wife must be the most stupid woman in the world. She went to a supermarket sale and bought $900 worth of meat, and we don't even have a freezer! BAUS says, "That's nothing! My wife went out last week and bought a brand new $30, 000 car, and she can't even drive! Not to be out done, the Sadvillain says, "My wife is a lot dumber than that! Last week she left for a two week holiday in Paris and I saw her pack 20 condoms! Hell, she doesn't even have a penis!"

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ye i should create all the jokes in the world by myself :rofl: I can't use other ideas, it's forbidden and ofc you never did it :rofl: Clown 99 lvl :rofl:
 

ZoSo

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Jul 11, 2011
41,656
Juventino[RUS];4156915 said:
Raz, BAUS, and Sadvillain are in a bar discussing the mental abilities of their wives. Raz says, "You know my wife must be the most stupid woman in the world. She went to a supermarket sale and bought $900 worth of meat, and we don't even have a freezer! BAUS says, "That's nothing! My wife went out last week and bought a brand new $30, 000 car, and she can't even drive! Not to be out done, the Sadvillain says, "My wife is a lot dumber than that! Last week she left for a two week holiday in Paris and I saw her pack 20 condoms! Hell, she doesn't even have a penis!"

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http://www.jokes2go.com/jokes/7608.html


Juventino[RUS];4156915 said:
ye i should create all the jokes in the world by myself :rofl: I can't use other ideas, it's forbidden and ofc you never did it :rofl: Clown 99 lvl :rofl:
'copy paste lvl 99'

i.e. hypocrite
 

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