The Australian Juventus Thread (21 Viewers)

[Bianconero_Aus]

Rename this chit "the weather thread"

 

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[CaesarCod]

I was shirtless coming out of the toilet and this fucking spider just lands on my shoulder and navigates down to my stomach. Imm like fuck fuck fuck but manage to kill it. Now it feels like there's spiders all over my body ffs. End of story cobs.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I feel the same way about mosquitoes. Whenever I'm sitting in front of my computer, I feel like 10 mosquitoes are sucking the blood outta my legs. Maybe it's just a defence mechanism my body has built in order to make me more vigilant against mosquitoes.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

I was shirtless coming out of the toilet and this fucking spider just lands on my shoulder and navigates down to my stomach. Imm like fuck fuck fuck but manage to kill it. Now it feels like there's spiders all over my body ffs. End of story cobs.

Damn. I fucking hate those little bastards.

 

[Marty]

I was shirtless coming out of the toilet and this fucking spider just lands on my shoulder and navigates down to my stomach. Imm like fuck fuck fuck but manage to kill it. Now it feels like there's spiders all over my body ffs. End of story cobs.

I take it spiders in Australia != spiders in Sweden?

We only have harmless little spiders

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

I take it spiders in Australia != spiders in Sweden?

We only have harmless little spiders

Pretty much, yeah

We have most of the worlds most venomous and deadliest spiders (and snakes). Sydney Funnel Web

 

[Salvo]

Why the fuck are bidets not standard in Australia?

 

[CaesarCod]

I take it spiders in Australia != spiders in Sweden?

We only have harmless little spiders

This one wasn't really big. It was just bad because it snuck up on me like some Ninja Spider.

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Why the $#@! are bidets not standard in Australia?

Because we actually have showers...

 

[Salvo]

 

[CaesarCod]

I knew someone who had one here. When i was young I always wondered what it was for.

 

[Salvo]

Yeah some old wogs have them. They are great.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Yeah some old wogs have them. They are great.

Yep! My nonna and nonno have one at their old school wog house

Weather report! 44 degrees in the city right now. Reached 46 degrees in Penrith (western suburbs)

Fuck this shit.

 

[CaesarCod]

http://www.bom.gov.au/nsw/forecasts/sydney.shtml

Chance of a storm too bad luck B.Aus

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

And the air con at my house is fucked. Sux 2 b me.

Today was the equal hottest day ever in Sydney CBD at 45.3 degrees. And it reached a top of 47 degrees at Penrith.

 

[Cirillo]

sounds wonderful

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

You'd love it Cirillo ya mug

Cannot wait for that Southerly Buster to roll in at about 8:00PM tonight.

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

And the air con at my house is fucked. Sux 2 b me.

Today was the equal hottest day ever in Sydney CBD at 45.3 degrees. And it reached a top of 47 degrees at Penrith.

I finally decided to convert that to fahrenheit. I wish you luck with that nemanarmy:

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

I find Fahrenheit such a weird measuring system.

 

[Cirillo]

Heard it was a little hot in Sydney today

 

[Bianconero_Aus]