"The Arabic Juve Thread... Reloaded!!" (32 Viewers)

[Yamen]

wallahi 3eb. da7akko el 3alam 3alena.
ya3ni el mozee3a ma3 e7terami sho jaya tetfalsaf. Wel gents elli 2a3deen, meen hadol aslan!!

 

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[Bisco]

wallahi 3eb. da7akko el 3alam 3alena.
ya3ni el mozee3a ma3 e7terami sho jaya tetfalsaf. Wel gents elli 2a3deen, meen hadol aslan!!

nicely put yamen!!! lel asef this is not only egyptains sadly this is arabs all together and i'm not over reacting when i say the islamic world. we were made to be like this thought with all due respect we arabs whether our generation that includes all of us here or our parents ( the same gen as these two) were not taught to respect the different opinion . may be in our generation there are glimpses of hope but sadly until we take control we will witness this.

 

[JBF]

 

[Bisco]

Aywa


2o kaman yzeed fogha; na7no lam nasta5dim 2il 8owa ba3d, zanga zanga, koora koora, goal goal!


Edit: Bisco

sorry bro i just so this i want ghadaffi at juve head quarters and i mean it yes the bastard needs to be executed but before the send him there can he please go to the juve board and tell them men antom?!?! man antom?!?1 yaaa shorthaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!! yallaa yallaa el al3mel taqet sa3et el 3amel yaa kelab!!!!

 

[JBF]

Yea I can see this working

 

[Mohad]

What's the point of this thread? You guys are Arabs FFS, write in Arabic!

 

[JBF]

What's the point of this thread? You guys are Arabs FFS, write in Arabic!

The funny thing is, unless we right in Arabic letters we Arabs don't really get each other here

Seriously, with the way we pronounce common idioms its sometimes very confusing to "decode" the words so when having a serious discussion it has to be in English for me elsewhere it would be another 7iwar 6orshan


p.s: Zaman 3annak bro!

 

[Mohad]

The funny thing is, unless we right in Arabic letters we Arabs don't really get each other here

Seriously, with the way we pronounce common idioms its sometimes very confusing to "decode" the words so when having a serious discussion it has to be in English for me elsewhere it would be another 7iwar 6orshan


p.s: Zaman 3annak bro!

Most here are from Middle East, so it won't be that difficult to understand one another. For me I can understand most accents, unless we have some Moroccans or Tunisians here then I'm out.

Eeh wallah bro, this new job took most of my time. How you did with your exams? Hope it went well.

 

[JBF]

Tb iza heik tamam. 2o hay mni7ki bil 3arabi ya seedi


3milt mnee7 wallah bil first bs mish bizyadeh bil seconds. Allah yostor. 2il mohem, sho btishta'3el 2inta abu 7meid? bidi a3raf sho 2ili ma5dak la hal darajeh 3anna

 

[Mohad]

Allah yefareg hammak kheyo.

Sha'3al mas2ool sha7nat (shipment) fee mo2asasah Sooriah kabeera elha far3 hina bel Sa3oodia bet3mel chocolata lathetha.

 

[JBF]

7eloooo, y3nii i7tiyati 2il 3eed min 2il chocalatah wil 7elo 3alaik ah


It's not by any chance SamiraMess is it? :lick:

 

[Mohad]

7adreen elak

Nope, it's Bostani. Have you heard about it?

 

[Snoop]

Allah yefareg hammak kheyo.

Sha'3al mas2ool sha7nat (shipment) fee mo2asasah Sooriah kabeera elha far3 hina bel Sa3oodia bet3mel chocolata lathetha.

Lathetha? are you the gay? why don't you just write it laziza?

 

[JBF]

7adreen elak

Nope, it's Bostani. Have you heard about it?

La2 wallah, bas mosta3id adoo2ha bi ay wa2t


yalla mwafag bi sho'3lak sadee8e, 2il mohem 5alee 3ainak 3ala 2il mizaan ballash ma marrah wa7deh tla2ee 7allak bit2adem talabat mosara3it Somo

 

[Mohad]

Lathetha? are you the gay? why don't you just write it laziza?

That's in khaligi yo.

 

[Mohad]

La2 wallah, bas mosta3id adoo2ha bi ay wa2t


yalla mwafag bi sho'3lak sadee8e, 2il mohem 5alee 3ainak 3ala 2il mizaan ballash ma marrah wa7deh tla2ee 7allak bit2adem talabat mosara3it Somo

la too9i 7aree9.

Teslam bro.

 

[Snoop]

la too9i 7aree9.

Teslam bro.

No offense but your accent is really ugly

Khaliji right? where were you from? I forgot.

 

[Mohad]

Actually I don't like Arabic in English letters.

I'm Somalian was born in Saudi Arabia.

 

[JBF]

A brilliant poem by the great Ahmad Najim.

ازاى احبك يابلد وانتى مش حبانى


إزاى احبك يابلد وانتى مش حبانى
إزاي أعيش وأموت وأندفن في أرض رفضاني

بنام وأحلم ببكرة الأقي بكرة زود أحزاني
أه يا بلد لو بإيدي كنت أهدك وابنيكى من تانى
بيقولك تعديل دستوري إحنا عايزين تعديل إنساني
كل إنجازات البلد أنفاق وكباري
بلد بتموت وشعب فى حالة سكوت وكانها لعبة اتارى
من كتر الظلم والضلمة بقول ياريت ايام الملك والانجليز ترجع تانى
أه يا بلد مليت بحبك الدفاتر مع العلم أنك قتلاني
مين اللي قال أن عبارة السلام غرقت
ومين اللي قال أن ممدوح إسماعيل قاتل وجاني
اللي غرقت مصر واللي غرق ما بيطلعش حى تانى
هو يطلع من صالة كبار الزوار وأنا اتحبس في سجن المطار واتعرض علي البحث الجنائي
انا اللي من صغري أخترتك سكتي أتريها سكة أحزاني
أنا اللي من صغري أخترتك كلمتي ألاقيكي مقيداني
أه يا بلد نفسي قبل ما أموت الاقي زمانك وزمانى
إتغربت أكتر من سبع سنين ورجعت لاقيت الغربة هنا شكل تانى
بلد بتعاني بكل المعاني بكياني وانا أملى أحس بكيانى
عشرين سنة مخلص محبوس بين جدران دكاني
نفسي أعيش من غير ما أنافق السلطان والسلطاني
نفسي أعيش من غير ما أنافق ولا حتي أبويا اللي رباني
بكرة نتحاسبو علي السكوت وعلي العيشة العميانى
إبني مكملش سنتين نايم جنب مني بيشد في شعري ويحط صبعه في وداني
ويضربني بالقلم ولسان حاله بيقول ليه يابا خلفت تاني
وأنا في سري بأقول ياريتك يا أحمد يابني ياباني إبن ياباني
مع إن وجودك في الدنيا عمل فيا وخلاني
أحب البلد أكتر وأهد جدران دكاني
شيخ الأزهر بيقول المعارضة حرام
وانا نفسى أعرف آية الحلال فى بلد الميت مليون حرامى
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أحمد فؤاد نجم

 

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