"The Arabic Juve Thread... Reloaded!!" (12 Viewers)

[Naggar]

reminds me of this one:


ما اجمل الا تفعل شىء.. ثم ترتاح قليلا
فيلسوف سودانى

 

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[Azzurri7]

Abul-Abed


While Abul-Abed was in UK and as he got into the elevator in his hotel,
Abul Abed looks up and sees this HUGE African guy already in the lift.
The big guy sees Abul Abed staring at him, looks down and says: ' 7
feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound
right testicle, Turner Brown.'

Abul Abed nearly faints dead.
The big fellow says: 'What's wrong with you BUDDY?'

In a trembling voice Abul Abed said: 'What EXACTLY did you say to me?'
The big dude says: 'I saw the curious look and figured I'd just give you the
answers to the questions everyone always asks me.
I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds , I have a 20 inch
penis, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds , my right testicle weighs 3
pounds , and my name is Turner Brown.'

Abul Abed says: ''Turner Brown? .............Kuss ekht yalli bazarak
3akrout; I thought you said: 'Turn around'...'

 

[Mohad]

Nice one

 

[ReBeL]

Abul-Abed


While Abul-Abed was in UK and as he got into the elevator in his hotel,
Abul Abed looks up and sees this HUGE African guy already in the lift.
The big guy sees Abul Abed staring at him, looks down and says: ' 7
feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound
right testicle, Turner Brown.'

Abul Abed nearly faints dead.
The big fellow says: 'What's wrong with you BUDDY?'

In a trembling voice Abul Abed said: 'What EXACTLY did you say to me?'
The big dude says: 'I saw the curious look and figured I'd just give you the
answers to the questions everyone always asks me.
I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds , I have a 20 inch
penis, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds , my right testicle weighs 3
pounds , and my name is Turner Brown.'

Abul Abed says: ''Turner Brown? .............Kuss ekht yalli bazarak
3akrout; I thought you said: 'Turn around'...'

 

[RAMI-N]

Abul Abed says: ''Turner Brown? .............Kuss ekht yalli bazarak
3akrout; I thought you said: 'Turn around'...'

 

[Asma]

LOL Rab ma5eth ra7tek since iam not around

Eshatgtelkom all

 

[Azzurri7]

We miss you too.

Where have you been?

 

[Asma]

Around.Kind of busy with my studies.

You broke up with Ale ?

 

[Azzurri7]

Yeah, but I'm making up with him tomorrow. 1week has passed.

 

[Bisco]

Abul-Abed


While Abul-Abed was in UK and as he got into the elevator in his hotel,
Abul Abed looks up and sees this HUGE African guy already in the lift.
The big guy sees Abul Abed staring at him, looks down and says: ' 7
feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound
right testicle, Turner Brown.'

Abul Abed nearly faints dead.
The big fellow says: 'What's wrong with you BUDDY?'

In a trembling voice Abul Abed said: 'What EXACTLY did you say to me?'
The big dude says: 'I saw the curious look and figured I'd just give you the
answers to the questions everyone always asks me.
I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds , I have a 20 inch
penis, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds , my right testicle weighs 3
pounds , and my name is Turner Brown.'

Abul Abed says: ''Turner Brown? .............Kuss ekht yalli bazarak
3akrout; I thought you said: 'Turn around'...'

 

[ReBeL]

I love the expiry date:

 

[ReBeL]

This pic is from the latest Jeddah floods:

I heard a joke after these tragic floods:

مصري فقد سيارته في سيل جدة

وقف أمام أمانة جدة يلطم ...
ويقول : مدام عارفين إن ما عندكمش تصريف سيول
تتنيلوا وتصلوا صلاة استسقاء ليه ؟؟؟

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[Asma]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
good one Rebel

 

[Snoop]

I love the expiry date:

I love the name more.

 

[RAMI-N]

I love the expiry date:

I love the name more.

 

[RAMI-N]

اين انت يا يوفي​

​

 

[Snoop]

fi saririka

 

[RAMI-N]

fi saririka

 

[Naggar]

This pic is from the latest Jeddah floods:

I heard a joke after these tragic floods:

مصري فقد سيارته في سيل جدة

وقف أمام أمانة جدة يلطم ...
ويقول : مدام عارفين إن ما عندكمش تصريف سيول
تتنيلوا وتصلوا صلاة استسقاء ليه ؟؟؟

​

--

اين انت يا يوفي​

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wd2v8OTALT8

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wow amazing!! thanks!


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ذهب رجل إلى حكيم و سأله: من هو التعيس ؟ فقال له الحكيم شارداً : ثلاث , رجل يعد و لا يوفي, و رجل اصابه الشيب و ما
زال لا يعرف الفرق بين الخط الأندلسي و الكوفي , ثم دمعت عيناه و قال بصوت باكي: و رجل لا يشجع فريق اليوفي



لما الصعايده سمعو ان مصر هتلاعب الجزائر تانى, اخدوا السلاح و طلعوا ع السودان

 

[RAMI-N]

wow amazing!! thanks!

Hala...

ذهب رجل إلى حكيم و سأله: من هو التعيس ؟ فقال له الحكيم شارداً : ثلاث , رجل يعد و لا يوفي, و رجل اصابه الشيب و ما
زال لا يعرف الفرق بين الخط الأندلسي و الكوفي , ثم دمعت عيناه و قال بصوت باكي: و رجل لا يشجع فريق اليوفي



لما الصعايده سمعو ان مصر هتلاعب الجزائر تانى, اخدوا السلاح و طلعوا ع السودان