"The Arabic Juve Thread... Reloaded!!" (25 Viewers)

[Martin]

Dammit Fred, stop rubbing it in every chance you get

 

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[Fred]

You know i cant help it

 

[Martin]

Look, just because you know I'm going to make fun of Arsenal every matchday doesn't mean you can't be nice guy

 

[Fred]

Look, just because you know I'm going to make fun of Arsenal every matchday doesn't mean you can't be nice guy

:groan:

 

[Zé Tahir]

Martin's been spending too much time with Lawnchair it seems

 

[Omair]

Nice one Rebel ..

and you Martin go away from our thread ..

even better go away from our forum ..

 

[Fred]

Martin's been spending too much time with Lawnchair it seems

Obviously

 

[ReBeL]

And some people wonder why some of our Arab students don't understand math :

 

[Azzurri7]

where is that?

 

[Maher]

heheheeeeeee

 

[ReBeL]

where is that?

I have no idea, Rab

 

[ReBeL]

Doesn't he watch how much his people hate him??


I love Mahalla people. They made me know that we still have brave people in the Arab world.

 

[RAMI-N]

زملاء دراسة واحد طلع محشش والثاني صار قس

يوم المحشش زار القس وراح معه الدير فجلس القس يحل
مشاكل الناس.

دخلت بنت واعترفت للقس وقالت أنا زنيت 4 مرات فطهرني
,قال لها أدفعي 40 جنية وطفي أربع شمعات.

دخلت وحدة ثانية للإعتراف وقالت أنا زنيت خمس مرات
فطهرني قال لها القس أدفعي خمسين جنيه وطفي خمس شمعات.

دخلت الثالثة وقالت أنا زنيت ست مرات فطهرني قال لها
القس أدفعي ستين جنيه وطفي ست شمعات

وفجأة جا إتصال للقس عاجل جداً, فقال القس للمحشش أنا
لازم أطلع وأنت أجلس محلي وكمّل الشغل عني و والمسألة
سهلة زي ما تشوف
رجع القس بعد ساعة ولقى المحشش شغال مع واحدة فجن جنون
القس وقاله قوم بسرعة يا مجنون إش قاعد تسوي

قاله المحشش روق يا ابونا المسألة سهلة: هذي البنت زنت
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مرات ومعها مية جنية وما معها فكه!!!!...​

 

[ReBeL]

This is really a weird thing to do

 

[RAMI-N]

That's really strange...But to annul her certificate is a bit too much! no?

 

[ReBeL]

That's really strange...But to annul her certificate is a bit too much! no?

I don't think they are serious about that.

They may make her pay for the cost of reprinting the book, I guess.

 

[Fred]

This is the arabic juve, mosh elmafrooth netkalam 3araby??

 

[Omair]

ella ma3aka 7ag ..

o eshbaha dee billahi ?? marra fa'9ia ..

 

[Azzurri7]

Ayre b Zlatan b ras ayre.


just felt like saying that before i head to bed.

 

[ReBeL]

WTF is this stupidity??