"The Arabic Juve Thread... Reloaded!!" (20 Viewers)
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first time I see him use it !!
http://www.alarabiya.net/articles/2007/05/16/34518.html
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I'm laughing since four hours now!!
We reached to a very stupid idiot dull dumb jerk period of time.
Please, save us some dignity and close that rediculous thing called Al-Azhar...
Note: Read the comments below...I'm laughing and crying in the same time for this idiocy...
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I'm laughing since four hours now!!
We reached to a very stupid idiot dull dumb jerk period of time.
Please, save us some dignity and close that rediculous thing called Al-Azhar...
Note: Read the comments below...I'm laughing and crying in the same time for this idiocy...
واحد محشش قال لصديقة المحشش: ما الفرق بين الاسبوع و الصحراء . جاوبة الثاني : الاسبوع بي احد و الصحراء ما بيها احد
واحد قال لصديقه الحشاش شفت اختك تمشي مع سمير الكهربائي! الحشاش جاوبة ليش هو سمير يفتهم بالكهرباء
I read the topic three times. I thought at first that it's just a bloody joke.
What on earth do they want us to reach? People landed on the moon and those idiots are explaining this. This has to one of the dumbest things I've ever read.
As for Al-Azhar, I have a faith that it's like a dead corpus that should be buried, I think that the presence of that shit called Tantawy is an enough reason.
By the way, the new sentence in your signature is spot on.
What on earth do they want us to reach? People landed on the moon and those idiots are explaining this. This has to one of the dumbest things I've ever read.
As for Al-Azhar, I have a faith that it's like a dead corpus that should be buried, I think that the presence of that shit called Tantawy is an enough reason.
By the way, the new sentence in your signature is spot on.
الموساد قرر أنه يشغل جاسوس صعيدى عنده بعد طول بحث
أستقروا على هريدى راحوا لهريدى وا خذوه
تل أبيب و قعدوا يدربوه 6 شهور
و بعدها قالو خلاص دلوقتى انت جاهز لمهمة التجسس
سألهم هريدى : يعنى حارجع مصر
مدرب الموساد : أيوة .. تروح و تنفذ كل التعليمات اللى قلنالك
هريدى : طب ازاى حاتصل بيكم
مدرب الموساد : لا لا .. انت ماتتصلش
احنا لما نحب نتصل بيك حانبعتلك مندوب يقوللك((ازايك و ازاى امك
)
هي دي الشفره بتاعتنا
لما يقولها لك خلاص .. تعرف أنه تبعنا .. ماشى يا هريدى
هريدى : تحت أمرك يا فندم
و بالفعل رجع هريدى مصر .. و بعد شهرين قرر الموساد انه لازم يتصل بهريدى
ارسلوا له مندوب .. راح المندوب لمصر ووصل العماره اللي ساكن فيها هريدي
وسأل بواب العمارة : هريدى ساكن فى اي شقة
قال البواب : هريدى مين فيهم يا بيه .. العمارة فيها 4 هريدى
المندوب خاف العملية تنكشف : قولى شقة أى واحد فيهم
البواب : عندك واحد ساكن فى الدور الأول
طلع المندوب و دق جرس الشقة اللى فى الدور الأول
فتح له واحد صعيدي
قال المندوب : أنت هريدى ..؟؟
قال: ايوه يابيه
ازايك و ازاى أمك
(الشفره )
رد الصعيدي وقال
اهاااااااااااااااااا أنت عاوز هريدى الجاسوس
هوا ساكن فى الدور الرابع
أستقروا على هريدى راحوا لهريدى وا خذوه
تل أبيب و قعدوا يدربوه 6 شهور
و بعدها قالو خلاص دلوقتى انت جاهز لمهمة التجسس
سألهم هريدى : يعنى حارجع مصر
مدرب الموساد : أيوة .. تروح و تنفذ كل التعليمات اللى قلنالك
هريدى : طب ازاى حاتصل بيكم
مدرب الموساد : لا لا .. انت ماتتصلش
احنا لما نحب نتصل بيك حانبعتلك مندوب يقوللك((ازايك و ازاى امك
) هي دي الشفره بتاعتنا
لما يقولها لك خلاص .. تعرف أنه تبعنا .. ماشى يا هريدى
هريدى : تحت أمرك يا فندم
و بالفعل رجع هريدى مصر .. و بعد شهرين قرر الموساد انه لازم يتصل بهريدى
ارسلوا له مندوب .. راح المندوب لمصر ووصل العماره اللي ساكن فيها هريدي
وسأل بواب العمارة : هريدى ساكن فى اي شقة
قال البواب : هريدى مين فيهم يا بيه .. العمارة فيها 4 هريدى
المندوب خاف العملية تنكشف : قولى شقة أى واحد فيهم
البواب : عندك واحد ساكن فى الدور الأول
طلع المندوب و دق جرس الشقة اللى فى الدور الأول
فتح له واحد صعيدي
قال المندوب : أنت هريدى ..؟؟
قال: ايوه يابيه
ازايك و ازاى أمك
(الشفره )
رد الصعيدي وقال
اهاااااااااااااااااا أنت عاوز هريدى الجاسوس
هوا ساكن فى الدور الرابع
A foreign Newspaper wants to publish a report about the life in Egypt,So
they send a female reporter to interview the common citizen in egypt..when
she arrives at cairo..she picks a random guy ,and starts her interview
Reporter:Hi
Egyptian:We 3alkom el salam ya 2otta
Reportero u speak english?
Egyptian:Berfect
Reportero u mind if i interview u?
Egyptian:No,i dont have a mind
Reporter:What's your name?
Egyptian:Taha
Reporter:Sex?
Taha: I love it
Reporterh no, i meant male or female?
Taha (yelling): what do u sink?
Reporter:Its just for the sake of the report..never mind...male....
Taha:yas male..and i can brove it any time u want
Reporter:No,thanks,I'll take u for ur word...so..how do u find life here in egypt?
Taha:Egybt..very nice cantry..nice wezar..nice food..byramidz
Reporterh well..beside the weather and the pyramids..what else do u like in ur country?
Taha: Byramids,nice wezar,nice food
Reporter:Ok..lets move on..what do u do?
Taha: I am very well ,sank u
Reporter:No,I mean do u have a job?
Taha(looking around him and whispering):Jobat?..no i dont have any (jobat)..lessa mastaba7nash..do u have a (job) with u?..we can esmoke it in my car..dont warry about bolice
Reprter:Oh my god,DO YOU WORK?
Taha:Yas yas..Taxi drivar
Reporter:What do u think about the traffic problem in egypt?
Taha:Very big broblem..very much cars..u see?..but za guvurment is trying to make it bettar..zey did the circle street and za me7war street..and zey make all streets one way so if u go..u cant come back..niahahaha3
Reporter:What about the economic problems in Egypt?
Taha:I do not undurstand what u say
Reporter:I mean..how do u deal with money problems in egypt?
Taha: No NO NO..egybt very rich cantry...we have alot of cotton..alot of water..and we have byramidz
Reporter: So do u make a lot of money?
Taha:No no.. it is not legal to make money..one frend i know make money at home..and he go to brizon..if u make money at home..u can only give it to za banzeena man..they take any money
Reporter: let me rephrase..since Egypt is a rich country.. do u have a lot of money?
Taha:me?! ..Not alot..but I eat and drink Al7amdulelah?
Reporter:Then where does all the money go?
Taha: Guvurment
Reporter:And what does the government do with the money?
Taha:Zey Build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way
Reporter:well , Ok...Do u vote?
Taha:What duz zat mean?
Reportero u choose your president
Taha:Mubarak?
Reporter:yes
Taha(nervously): i didnt give my voice..but if i was..i will give him my voice
Reporter:Why him?
Taha:Because he was an airoplane in za war..he waz za leadar airoplane
Reporter:But there r no wars right now
Taha:But if we have war..u see?...we know we will have a very good airoplane in it
Reporter:what about the last 26 years ?
Taha:I got marry..and have 3ala2 and Amira..and drive taxi
Reporter:No,i meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the last 26 years
Taha:He build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way
Reporter:Thank you very much for ur time Mr. Taha
Taha:No broblem,only 10 bounds
Reporter:I never said i will pay u for this
Taha: Ok..just give me the (job) then..we smoke ,and make head
Reporter:Grrrrrrrr
Tahak ok..need a Taxi?
i hope u guys get this as there are some terms u might not be familiar with.
they send a female reporter to interview the common citizen in egypt..when
she arrives at cairo..she picks a random guy ,and starts her interview
Reporter:Hi
Egyptian:We 3alkom el salam ya 2otta
Reporter
o u speak english? Egyptian:Berfect
Reporter
o u mind if i interview u?Egyptian:No,i dont have a mind
Reporter:What's your name?
Egyptian:Taha
Reporter:Sex?
Taha: I love it
Reporter
h no, i meant male or female?Taha (yelling): what do u sink?
Reporter:Its just for the sake of the report..never mind...male....
Taha:yas male..and i can brove it any time u want
Reporter:No,thanks,I'll take u for ur word...so..how do u find life here in egypt?
Taha:Egybt..very nice cantry..nice wezar..nice food..byramidz
Reporter
h well..beside the weather and the pyramids..what else do u like in ur country?Taha: Byramids,nice wezar,nice food
Reporter:Ok..lets move on..what do u do?
Taha: I am very well ,sank u
Reporter:No,I mean do u have a job?
Taha(looking around him and whispering):Jobat?..no i dont have any (jobat)..lessa mastaba7nash..do u have a (job) with u?..we can esmoke it in my car..dont warry about bolice
Reprter:Oh my god,DO YOU WORK?
Taha:Yas yas..Taxi drivar
Reporter:What do u think about the traffic problem in egypt?
Taha:Very big broblem..very much cars..u see?..but za guvurment is trying to make it bettar..zey did the circle street and za me7war street..and zey make all streets one way so if u go..u cant come back..niahahaha3
Reporter:What about the economic problems in Egypt?
Taha:I do not undurstand what u say
Reporter:I mean..how do u deal with money problems in egypt?
Taha: No NO NO..egybt very rich cantry...we have alot of cotton..alot of water..and we have byramidz
Reporter: So do u make a lot of money?
Taha:No no.. it is not legal to make money..one frend i know make money at home..and he go to brizon..if u make money at home..u can only give it to za banzeena man..they take any money
Reporter: let me rephrase..since Egypt is a rich country.. do u have a lot of money?
Taha:me?! ..Not alot..but I eat and drink Al7amdulelah?
Reporter:Then where does all the money go?
Taha: Guvurment
Reporter:And what does the government do with the money?
Taha:Zey Build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way
Reporter:well , Ok...Do u vote?
Taha:What duz zat mean?
Reporter
o u choose your president Taha:Mubarak?
Reporter:yes
Taha(nervously): i didnt give my voice..but if i was..i will give him my voice
Reporter:Why him?
Taha:Because he was an airoplane in za war..he waz za leadar airoplane
Reporter:But there r no wars right now
Taha:But if we have war..u see?...we know we will have a very good airoplane in it
Reporter:what about the last 26 years ?
Taha:I got marry..and have 3ala2 and Amira..and drive taxi
Reporter:No,i meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the last 26 years
Taha:He build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way
Reporter:Thank you very much for ur time Mr. Taha
Taha:No broblem,only 10 bounds
Reporter:I never said i will pay u for this
Taha: Ok..just give me the (job) then..we smoke ,and make head
Reporter:Grrrrrrrr
Taha
k ok..need a Taxi? i hope u guys get this as there are some terms u might not be familiar with.