"The Arabic Juve Thread... Reloaded!!" (24 Viewers)

[Bisco]

Don't count your chickens before they've hatched, at least two of you Arab guys will die before that.

My money is on Fred & Mohad, dying due to dehydration in unusual circumstances.

this is GOLD!!! thats why i want to get on the first plane heading to fabiana so we can go together to watch spain crash and burn in 2014 i heard a rumor that u have connections with the under world in brazil already think u can hook me up with a larissa?!!?

 

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[Byrone]

this is GOLD!!! thats why i want to get on the first plane heading to fabiana so we can go together to watch spain crash and burn in 2014 i heard a rumor that u have connections with the under world in brazil already think u can hook me up with a larissa?!!?

I have a contact at the Brazilian football association, i met him when he was here. I'm sorted for accommodation & im pretty much guaranteed tickets.

So if i make millions in four years time, ill arrange five larissa's that are way hotter than her.

 

[Bisco]

I have a contact at the Brazilian football association, i met him when he was here. I'm sorted for accommodation & im pretty much guaranteed tickets.

So if i make millions in four years time, ill arrange five larissa's that are way hotter than her.

i knew u were'nt helping out at the stadiums in the summer for nelson mandela's sake u where there to fix yr self you bas**** good on u bro, but hey u cant forget the guy who has been fixing all u freaks with good journeys on the all a lone train which usually leaves teh station when u r away from yr gf's, dumped, or in a totally different zip code so i expect a hot chick my way i will fix fab with some hot dude no worries but i need to get fixed and u and i know i wont just stand next to chicks and take a photo cough cough fred u should've made a move or two on the chicks cough cough

 

[Mohad]

Its the second best thing to India hosting it
Alf Mabrook!

You are learning Arabic quickly.

Finally, WC is a 2 hours trip by car

Same hare

Do you live in Al-Khobar?

if we make it until then, we must not miss it.

Inshallah

Awesome! Gongratz guys

Cheers bro.

word!! the only problem is its not two years or even 4 from now its more than 10 years from now fa bas rebena yemed fee el 3omr

Ameen.

Don't count your chickens before they've hatched, at least two of you Arab guys will die before that.

My money is on Fred & Mohad, dying due to dehydration in unusual circumstances.

Don't worry, you will be fine.

Just don't bring vuvuzelas with you.

 

[Ahmed]

who's going for Asia Cup in Jan? I will be there with my Iraqi friends for the match with UAE.

 

[Yamen]

I am bound for a business trip there in Jan. Will give you a shout.

 

[Yamen]

كان في تنين نسونجية كتير ومرة من المرات اتفقوا يتوبوا ....

آم كل واحد منون صام وصلّى واتجوز ببنت الحلال ...

المهم بعد ليلة الدخلة شافوا بعضون بالكافيتيريا وتنيناتون مزعوجين كتير كتير ...

وصاروا يتناقشوا مشان ليلة البارحة
الاول : يا زلمة خليها لالله مبارحة بعد ما خلصت انا ومرتي بالليل بدون قصدمديت ايدي على الجزدان وعطيتها 1000 ليرة

آمت حردت وراحت على بيت اهلها

الثاني : لك نيال البك , لك يلي صار معي اصعب من قصتك بكتير
الاول : خير خير شو صار
الثاني : لك بعد ما خلصت انا ومرتي مبارحة بالليل بدون قصد مني امت وعطيتها 1000 ليرة
الاول : اي وبعدين زعلت اكيد ما!!!!...


الثاني : ولك يا ريت..........................رجعتلي 200

 

[Mohad]

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في محشش يتفرج دعاية تويكس
قالت المغنيه: بتونسسسسس بيك
قال المحشش: بجهنم ان شاء الله
قالت المغنيه: وانتا معايااااااااااااااااا
قال المحشش: يلعن امها سمعتني

 

[K.O.]

Same hare

Do you live in Al-Khobar?

Yeah bro. Half of me is in Bahrain, though

 

[ReBeL]

Stupid kid:

 

[ReBeL]

‎​‎​‎​​‏​‏​‏​‏​‏​‏​‏​‏​​‏​‏​​‏​دخل أبو علقمة النحوي على طبيب

فقال له :

أمتع الله بك إني أكلت من لحوم هذه الجوازل ،

فطسئت طسأة فأصابني وجع ما بين الوابلة إلى دأية المرفق ،

فلم يزل يربو وينمو حتى خالط الخلب والشراسيف ،

فهل عندك دواء لي ؟

فقال الطبيب :

نعم

خذ خربقا وشلفقا وشربقا فزهزهُ وزشزقهُ واغسلهُ

ومن ثم إزحرهُ .

قال أبو علقمة :

لم أفهم ما قلت !!

فاجابه الطبيب :

يعني أنا اللي فهمت عليك يا حيوان، امشي انصرف
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[ReBeL]

 

[ReBeL]

I feel I'm back 20 years ago:

 

[ReBeL]

One of the best Arab voices with a cute old song:

 

[Fred]

Mabrook foz el Kuwait be kas el Khaleej, yestahalo wallah.

 

[swag]

You know, just because of Larissa, Paraguay should get an automatic berth along with the hosts.

 

[Fred]

I wouldn't say no to that

 

[Gamaro]

Kuwait's coach looks like Secco

And Fahad al 3inizy is just a copy of Amauri,surely his look not performance.

 

[ReBeL]

Happy new year, mates.

 

[Yamen]

oman are celebrating it by giving the country 5 off days.

last week of december is also off " i think because it accession day"