"The Arabic Juve Thread... Reloaded!!" (21 Viewers)

[ReBeL]

madry.

Aren't you there?

 

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[Ahmed]

am at home...but Dad went to work, so I think no holiday.

 

[RAMI-N]

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Where do you get these jokes from, Abed?

 

[ReBeL]

am at home...but Dad went to work, so I think no holiday.

Didn't you read that Ras Al-Khayma Sheikh died after 60 years as a sleeping leader?

 

[ReBeL]

Where do you get these jokes from, Abed?

Emails from friends

 

[Ahmed]

Didn't you read that Ras Al-Khayma Sheikh died after 60 years as a sleeping leader?

yea I heard.

Inna Lillahi Wa Inna Ilayhi Rajioon.

was a great (?) leader

 

[RAMI-N]

Didn't you read that Ras Al-Khayma Sheikh died after 60 years as a sleeping leader?

Allah yer7amo w yer7amna.

 

[ReBeL]

yea I heard.

Inna Lillahi Wa Inna Ilayhi Rajioon.

was a great (?) leader

Allah yer7amo w yer7amna.

Allah Yerhamuh. There is a famous poem for Muzaffar Al-Nuwwab insulting all the Arab leaders and giving an exception for Ras Al-kHayma leader because he has nothing to do as a leader.

I remembered it when I read that he passed away.

 

[Yamen]

No day off here. Juver Gov entities in RAK (7 days) , Sharjah, Fujerah, Ajman and UAQ are off for 3 days.

 

[Yamen]

Allah yer7amo. Last of the mohicans.

 

[Fred]

We don't have a holiday tomorrow, work as usual.

 

[Yamen]

youare not Gov man

Book fair still on or?

 

[Fred]

Actually UOS is semi gov.

Mosh met2aked 3ala el book fair?

 

[ReBeL]

Typical Arab politicians:


The two sons of that Sheikh are fighting for leading the useless emirate.

 

[Yamen]

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Bas wallahi bravo 3alehom. Control mazboot

 

[ReBeL]

Must Seee

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Bas wallahi bravo 3alehom. Control mazboot

 

[Mohad]

Must Seee

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Bas wallahi bravo 3alehom. Control mazboot

El-9a3eedi 5rrabha

 

[ReBeL]

I love the silicon one.

 

[Delle Alpi]

Sorry if I turn it so dramatic around here, but allow me to share this with you.
I miss Lebanon

 

[ReBeL]

The best Fairouz song IMO: