"The Arabic Juve Thread... Reloaded!!" (28 Viewers)

[Dostoevsky]

You're welcome.

 

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[Asma]

I woke up in a good mood

ya 3aiiny .. nshala dayman

 

[Azzurri7]

ya 3aiiny .. nshala dayman

7ayete

 

[Azzurri7]

You're welcome.

 

[Asma]

IN YOUR FACE ASIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIF

Lol i gotta rub it in ya know

 

[Azzurri7]

Good thing he's never around this threa

 

[Omair]

I woke up in a good mood

lucky you .. i woke up in the crappiest mood i had in a while ..

 

[ReBeL]

that pic with the signs. The one on the bottom far light..what does tan2at mean?

also someone post some hot arab girls, preferably as naked as possible

That pic is full of words that can not be understood by anybody but Jordanians as they were the result of developing the Jordanian accent in the last 50 years.

tantat means those guys who are trying to imitate the Western life style by their haircuts and clothes.

 

[Dostoevsky]

:flirt:

lucky you .. i woke up in the crappiest mood i had in a while ..

Well sorry, I told you I had to visit Rab last night.

 

[Yamen]

All arabs do number 4, It's like religion matters on friday afternoon and during Ramadan only..

I see a lot in common between Egypt and Jordan

True - w hay marbat el faras ya m3alem.

 

[Omair]

:flirt:



Well sorry, I told you I had to visit Rab last night.

lol .. insisting on being a perv .. ..

 

[Yamen]

tantat means those guys who are trying to imitate the Western life style by their haircuts and clothes.

Also, aka "gays"

 

[ReBeL]

Sharni, the Tunisian Nostradamus, the guy who predicted the death of princess Diana and Mickael Jackson, has the next predictions for 2010:

Obama will die suddenly.
Berlusconi's political career will end, and the left parties will come back to rule Italy.
Iran will continue its nuclear program.
No attack on Iran in 2010.

 

[ReBeL]

Also, aka "gays"

almost

 

[Delle Alpi]

واحد خليلي بهرب حشيش.. وقفه شرطي و سأله: وين رخصتك؟ قاله الخليلي: شو حشيش ما حشيش؟
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واحد خليلي شاف وحده حلوه بالباص و عجبتو.... لما نزل أخد رقم الباص
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وحدة تقول لزوجها..؟إيش رأيك تذبح خروفين بمناسبة مرور 10 سنوات على زواجنا..؟قال زوجها..؟وشو ذنب الخروفين في غلطة ارتكبها حمار!!؟
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واحد
عنده ولدين و يشك بزوجته إنه واحد منهم مو ولده. سأل حكيم فقال له : روح
للبر ، وارسم دائرة ونام بداخلها أنت والاولاد وإذا صحيت ... الولد اللي
داخل الدائرة هو ولدك واللي برا هو ابن الحرام ... لما قام الصبح لقى نفسه
مع اولاده برا الدائرة ... قال لهم : قوموا ،، قوموا ،، الظاهر إنها
خربانة من أيام سيدكم
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في مرة غبي متكسرة اصابعه وملفوفه بجبص
سأل الدكتور: اذا خفيت وفكيت الجبص بقدر أعزف على البيانو؟
قاله الدكتور: طبعا
قال: غريبة مع اني ما كنت بعرف اعزف على البيانو من قبل
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واحد حاسد انقذ شخص كان عم يحترق
كرموه وسألوه عن سبب شجاعته! قال انقذته لسببين
الاول : مشان مايموت شهيد
الثاني : مشان يعيش باقي حياته مشوه
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.... أحول و أهبل فتحوا محل للفلافل الأحول بحط الفلافل خارج وعاء الزيت و الأهبل يقول : تشششششش

 

[Asma]

Sharni, the Tunisian Nostradamus, the guy who predicted the death of princess Diana and Mickael Jackson, has the next predictions for 2010:

Obama will die suddenly.
Berlusconi's political career will end, and the left parties will come back to rule Italy.
Iran will continue its nuclear program.
No attack on Iran in 2010.

These are serious alligations which i dnt think anyone should say;because everything is in Allah's hands fel nehaya

 

[Omair]

الشرطي له ولدان كسولان في المدرسة.

وحين ظهرت شهاداتهما جاءا وأعطى الولد الاول الشهادة لابيه، فقرأ فيها علاماته الواطية، وشلح الحزام ونزل ضرب فيه.



حال انتهى تقدم الولد الثاني منه واعطاه الشهادة. فالتفت اليه وقال:

- علاماتك زفت بس روح هلمرة...بركي السنة الثانية كانت علاماتك احسن!!



استغرب الولد الاول هذا التصرف وقال لاخيه:

- نفسي اعرف ليش ما ضربك مع انه علاماتك أسوأ من علاماتي.

قال الثاني:

- بسيطة...حطيتله في الشهادة 50 ليرة ...!!!

 

[ReBeL]

These are serious alligations which i dnt think anyone should say;because everything is in Allah's hands fel nehaya

Akeed

 

[Bisco]

lucky you .. i woke up in the crappiest mood i had in a while ..

i dont know about u omair but morning people are the most annoying creatures and i'm unfortunate to have a mum who is one of them!!! god she annoys me when i wake up she goes on and on and on " we enta 3amel eh yaa ahmed?" i nod , when she asks again yaa haram she thinks i did'nt hear her the first time my answer is classic " ya3nie kont nayem yaa mama hakon 3amel eh ya3nie?!?!" she then understands the 15 mins it takes for my brain to start functioning are yet to be finished. so you should be grateful!!!!

 

[ReBeL]

i dont know about u omair but morning people are the most annoying creatures and i'm unfortunate to have a mum who is one of them!!! god she annoys me when i wake up she goes on and on and on " we enta 3amel eh yaa ahmed?" i nod , when she asks again yaa haram she thinks i did'nt hear her the first time my answer is classic " ya3nie kont nayem yaa mama hakon 3amel eh ya3nie?!?!" she then understands the 15 mins it takes for my brain to start functioning are yet to be finished. so you should be grateful!!!!

Nice mother you have, bro...