Alright sucker jams and mother foolz. Another year has passed and like always some dumb Mod (just kiddin' Dooze) has thought it best to judge the years performance by the votes of the people. If America has taught us one thing, we all know that doesn't work.
SO once again here we are... at that stop-gap between today and tomorrow. What were the achievements of the past year? What is likely to happen in the future?
Hope your questions are answered. If not, read a fucking book or visit a fortune teller with tri-nips and tell her T.S. sent ya.
Individual Juventuz Awardz 2010:
Pest of the Year
Winner: Melo
Runner Up: Kasaki
The "where the fuck are you" Award
Winner: Sergio
Runner Up: Vinnie
Most Likely to Become a TSA Airport Fondler
Winner: JBF
Runner Up: ALC
The Badass Devil Exaggerated Comparison of the Year Award
Winner: Cam (Dzeko to God/The Big Bang)
Runner Up: Has anyone else nutted more than 6 times a day for a footie pro?
The Shawn Johnson Memorial Stalker of the Year Award
Winner: Man City fans
Runner Up: Meh :doh:
Punk Thrasher [most likely to fight you(and win)]
Winner: Vinnie (he's a cop, you idiot)
Runner Up: Rehan
The Big Guy Award [Tallest]
Winner: Adrian (Curr)
Runner: Nicholas Graham Bae
Best Ensemble in a Comedy or Musical
Winner: The Desis
Runner Up: I don't imagine anyone else living their lives like Bollywood.
Best Clique
Winner: The British Isles
Runner Up: Australia
Cloak and Dagger Award (aka Most Likely to Leave a Dirty Neg Rep
Winner: Pitbull
Runner Up: Vlade Divac
Name Change of the Year
Winner: Dheeraj
Runner Up: I Love Zlatan (Rab)
Desi of the Year
Winner: Asif
Runner Up: Dru
Best Dead Duo
Winner: Todd and Timmy
Irishman of the Year
Winner: Shamrock Rovers
Runner Up: Where the fook have you guys been?
The "I'm a Survivor" Award
Winners: All my homies in Egypt (I'm hitting my chest with a stick like the guy in Platoon)
Runner Up: Anyone that died.
Most likely to become a Suicide Bomber
Winner: Gamaro
Runner Up: The Man City fans
The Nick Scarfo Lifetime Achievement Award
Winner: Padovano
Runner Up: Fabby
The Martin Matusiak Achievement in Technology and Science Award
Winner: Delle Alpi
Runner Up: Bisco ( I consider porn to be technology
)
The Martin Luther King Jr. Achievement in Theological Studies Award
Winner: Byrone
Runner Up: Bozi (Because let's face it, Byrone always beats Bozi)
The McGruff Crime Prevention Award
Winner: Tahir
Runner Up: Dooze
The Jane Fonda Sportsmanship and Diet Award
Winner: Seven
Runner Up: Deneb
Franco T. Brushier Fanboy of the Year Award for Achievement in Team Selection and Following
Winner: Melo
Runner Up: Maher (RIP)
The South Rochester Elementary Ms. Staley's 4th Grade Class Excessive Smiley Award
Winner: Anyone who's posted a Fap in the Dzeko thread
Runner Up: Albertmare
The "It's Fireman Time" Award [For Achievement in Fight Fire and Masturbation]
Winner: Blondu (actual fireman)
Runner Up: Gagi
The "Where's Waldo" Award for Excessive Travelling
Winner: Jasper (coming to a city near you)
Runner Up: Rab
The Osama Bin Laden Award for Infidel of the Year:
Winner: Burke
Runner Up: Andy
The Azzuri7 Most Likely to Share a Stommy While Going Hot Dogs Award
Winner: Klin
Runner Up: Alen
The Top Boy Award for Most Likely to Actually Fight at a Footie Match
Winner: Andy (Scottish version)
Runner Up: Andy (American version, and I didn't say win
)
'Dis is my Town, Now Fuck Off Award for Being From Where West Ham Is
Winner: Gep
Runner Up: The Other fan of da Mightee Hammers!
Who I'd love to see Fight
Winner: Sabet and Nick
Runner Up: Christina and Nick
The Wits Not Tits Award for Achievement in Existing in the All Male Romper Room that is Juventuz
Winner: Sabet
Runner Up: Christina, Hoori, Cigdem, Fabby, all ya'll ladies
Alright sports fans, while that was fun and I could go on forever I've got things to do. Once again the floor is open for add-ons which may possibly be edited and not remotely resemble your submission. However, I do promote additional topics, just try to keep them funny and not too insulting.
Cheer-ree-O fuckers.:flag1:
SO once again here we are... at that stop-gap between today and tomorrow. What were the achievements of the past year? What is likely to happen in the future?
Hope your questions are answered. If not, read a fucking book or visit a fortune teller with tri-nips and tell her T.S. sent ya.
Individual Juventuz Awardz 2010:
Pest of the Year
Winner: Melo
Runner Up: Kasaki
The "where the fuck are you" Award
Winner: Sergio
Runner Up: Vinnie
Most Likely to Become a TSA Airport Fondler
Winner: JBF
Runner Up: ALC
The Badass Devil Exaggerated Comparison of the Year Award
Winner: Cam (Dzeko to God/The Big Bang)
Runner Up: Has anyone else nutted more than 6 times a day for a footie pro?
The Shawn Johnson Memorial Stalker of the Year Award
Winner: Man City fans
Runner Up: Meh :doh:
Punk Thrasher [most likely to fight you(and win)]
Winner: Vinnie (he's a cop, you idiot)
Runner Up: Rehan
The Big Guy Award [Tallest]
Winner: Adrian (Curr)
Runner: Nicholas Graham Bae
Best Ensemble in a Comedy or Musical
Winner: The Desis
Runner Up: I don't imagine anyone else living their lives like Bollywood.
Best Clique
Winner: The British Isles
Runner Up: Australia
Cloak and Dagger Award (aka Most Likely to Leave a Dirty Neg Rep
Winner: Pitbull
Runner Up: Vlade Divac
Name Change of the Year
Winner: Dheeraj
Runner Up: I Love Zlatan (Rab)
Desi of the Year
Winner: Asif
Runner Up: Dru
Best Dead Duo
Winner: Todd and Timmy
Irishman of the Year
Winner: Shamrock Rovers
Runner Up: Where the fook have you guys been?
The "I'm a Survivor" Award
Winners: All my homies in Egypt (I'm hitting my chest with a stick like the guy in Platoon)
Runner Up: Anyone that died.
Most likely to become a Suicide Bomber
Winner: Gamaro
Runner Up: The Man City fans
The Nick Scarfo Lifetime Achievement Award
Winner: Padovano
Runner Up: Fabby
The Martin Matusiak Achievement in Technology and Science Award
Winner: Delle Alpi
Runner Up: Bisco ( I consider porn to be technology
)The Martin Luther King Jr. Achievement in Theological Studies Award
Winner: Byrone
Runner Up: Bozi (Because let's face it, Byrone always beats Bozi)
The McGruff Crime Prevention Award
Winner: Tahir
Runner Up: Dooze
The Jane Fonda Sportsmanship and Diet Award
Winner: Seven
Runner Up: Deneb
Franco T. Brushier Fanboy of the Year Award for Achievement in Team Selection and Following
Winner: Melo
Runner Up: Maher (RIP)
The South Rochester Elementary Ms. Staley's 4th Grade Class Excessive Smiley Award
Winner: Anyone who's posted a Fap in the Dzeko thread
Runner Up: Albertmare
The "It's Fireman Time" Award [For Achievement in Fight Fire and Masturbation]
Winner: Blondu (actual fireman)
Runner Up: Gagi
The "Where's Waldo" Award for Excessive Travelling
Winner: Jasper (coming to a city near you)
Runner Up: Rab
The Osama Bin Laden Award for Infidel of the Year:
Winner: Burke
Runner Up: Andy
The Azzuri7 Most Likely to Share a Stommy While Going Hot Dogs Award
Winner: Klin
Runner Up: Alen
The Top Boy Award for Most Likely to Actually Fight at a Footie Match
Winner: Andy (Scottish version)
Runner Up: Andy (American version, and I didn't say win
)'Dis is my Town, Now Fuck Off Award for Being From Where West Ham Is
Winner: Gep
Runner Up: The Other fan of da Mightee Hammers!
Who I'd love to see Fight
Winner: Sabet and Nick
Runner Up: Christina and Nick
The Wits Not Tits Award for Achievement in Existing in the All Male Romper Room that is Juventuz
Winner: Sabet
Runner Up: Christina, Hoori, Cigdem, Fabby, all ya'll ladies
Alright sports fans, while that was fun and I could go on forever I've got things to do. Once again the floor is open for add-ons which may possibly be edited and not remotely resemble your submission. However, I do promote additional topics, just try to keep them funny and not too insulting.
Cheer-ree-O fuckers.:flag1:
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