As we all know life at www.juventuz.com is never short of interesting. We are a unique collection individuals from all over the globe representing a multitude of culture, opinions, and perspectives. Throughout the year we interact, both negatively and positively, in ways that allows us to better understand each other. Being members of this forum, especially with the longevity that some of us have shared, means we get to learn a great deal about each other.
The following is a set of awards that are meant to be a collection of thoughts pertaining to certain individuals and groups represented here. Nothing is meant to be taken as an insult and is typed purely for comic value. Enjoy.
Individual Juventuz Awardz 2009:
Pest of the Year
Winner: Elvin
Runner Up: Juve's Big Fan
The Tries Hardest [with the ladies] Award
Winner: Duscan
Runner Up: Adrian (Curr)
The "where the fuck are you" Award
Winner: Bobby Boswell (Bozi)
Runner Up: Salman
Most Likely to Commit a Capital Crime
Winner: Barkuss
Runner Up: M.G.
The "dude graduate from school already" Award
Winner: Martin
Runner Up: Burke
Most likely to Vote for Himself
Winner: Duscan
Runner Up: Fabiana
The Dorian Gray Award [most likely to spend hours looking at himself/herself
Winner: Rab
Runner Up: Sara
Punk Thrasher [most likely to fight you(and win)]
Winner: Vinman
Runner Up: Once Vinnie finishes there is no one left
The Big Guy Award [Tallest]
Winner: Greg
Runner Up: Graham (gray)
Clique of the Year
Winner: Desis boys
Runner Up: The Scots/Irish/English boys
Cloak and Dagger Award
Winner: Bianconeri
Runner Up: Deneb
Name Change of the Year
Winner: HiImItalien (Sergio)
Runner Up: Kyle (Del Piero {some number})
Moderator of the Year
Winner: ALen
Runner Up: Duscan
Newcomer of the Year
Winner: Wing Dings
Runner Up: Sons
Absent Mod of the Year
Winner: Salman
Runner Up: Isha
O.G. of the Year
Winner: Greg
Runner Up: Sergio
Attorney of the Year
Winner: Pado
Runner Up: Scottish Andy
Desi of the Year
Winner: Iceman
Runner Up: Fliakas
The "I'm a Survivor" Award
Winner: Hoori
Runner Up: No one else survived the Iranian elections
Correspondent of the Year
Winner: Rebel
Runner Up: Fecal Samatar
American of the Year
Winner: Andy (graduated and now has a "job")
Runner Up: Tahir (he "made" it)
Ban of the Year
Winner: Seven
Runner Up: Elvin
Most Likely to get Beat Up
Winner: Jasper
Runner Up: Aush (XXX)
Most Likely to get into a Fist Fight
Winners: the Forum v. Elvin
Runner Up: Byrone v.Seven
Who I'd love to see Fight
Winner: Christina v. Cigdem
Runner Up: Hoori v. Adrian (Curr)
Most likely to become a Suicide Bomber
Winner: JBF
Runner Up: There is no runner Up
The You're Young and one day You Might Just Get It Award
Winner: Jasper
Runner Up: Kyle
Scariest Dude on the Forum
Winner: Barkuss
Runner Up: Albertmare
Best non-Juve Fan
Winner: Fred
Runner Up: Burke
Non-Poster of the Year
Winner: Rehan
Runner Up: Hambon
Best Dead Duo
Winner: Todd and Timmy
Special Awards:
The Nick Scarfo Lifetime Achievement Award
Winner: JCK
The Martin Matusiak Achievement in Technology and Science Award
Winner: JuveRevolution
The Martin Luther King Jr. Achievement in Theological Studies Award
Winner: Martin
The McGruff Crime Prevention Award
Winner: Mikhail
The Jane Fonda Sportsmanship and Diet Award
Winner: Burke
And Finally:
Franco T. Brushier Fanboy of the Year Award for Achievement in Team Selection and Following
Winner: Snake Midget
To make this a community effort any worth awards that you guys come up with will be posted. So bring it on. (I will edit for humor).
Community Awardz:
Irishman of the Year
Winner: Stevie (IZ)
Runner Up: Adrian (Curr)
Unintentionally Funny Poster of the Year
Winner: ThePlaya
Runner Up: Ahkmedios
Black Man of the Year
Winner: Osman
Runner Up: Dru
The South Rochester Elementary Ms. Staley's 4th Grade Class Excessive Smiley Award
Winner: Osman
Runner Up: Albertmare
The "It's Fireman Time" Award
Winner: Blondu
Runner Up: Sheik
The "Where's Waldo" Award for Excessive Travelling
Winner: Rebel
Runner Up: Maher
The Alfred J. Hitchcock Rear Window Award
Winner: Dusan
Runner Up: SABSAB
The Osama Bin Laden Award for Infidel of the Year:
Winner : vSnoop
Runner Up : Even Bigger Fan
The Obama Peace Prize for Bringing War to the Forum
Winner : Byrone
Runner Up : Seven
The following is a set of awards that are meant to be a collection of thoughts pertaining to certain individuals and groups represented here. Nothing is meant to be taken as an insult and is typed purely for comic value. Enjoy.
Individual Juventuz Awardz 2009:
Pest of the Year
Winner: Elvin
Runner Up: Juve's Big Fan
The Tries Hardest [with the ladies] Award
Winner: Duscan
Runner Up: Adrian (Curr)
The "where the fuck are you" Award
Winner: Bobby Boswell (Bozi)
Runner Up: Salman
Most Likely to Commit a Capital Crime
Winner: Barkuss
Runner Up: M.G.
The "dude graduate from school already" Award
Winner: Martin
Runner Up: Burke
Most likely to Vote for Himself
Winner: Duscan
Runner Up: Fabiana
The Dorian Gray Award [most likely to spend hours looking at himself/herself
Winner: Rab
Runner Up: Sara
Punk Thrasher [most likely to fight you(and win)]
Winner: Vinman
Runner Up: Once Vinnie finishes there is no one left
The Big Guy Award [Tallest]
Winner: Greg
Runner Up: Graham (gray)
Clique of the Year
Winner: Desis boys
Runner Up: The Scots/Irish/English boys
Cloak and Dagger Award
Winner: Bianconeri
Runner Up: Deneb
Name Change of the Year
Winner: HiImItalien (Sergio)
Runner Up: Kyle (Del Piero {some number})
Moderator of the Year
Winner: ALen
Runner Up: Duscan
Newcomer of the Year
Winner: Wing Dings
Runner Up: Sons
Absent Mod of the Year
Winner: Salman
Runner Up: Isha
O.G. of the Year
Winner: Greg
Runner Up: Sergio
Attorney of the Year
Winner: Pado
Runner Up: Scottish Andy
Desi of the Year
Winner: Iceman
Runner Up: Fliakas
The "I'm a Survivor" Award
Winner: Hoori
Runner Up: No one else survived the Iranian elections
Correspondent of the Year
Winner: Rebel
Runner Up: Fecal Samatar
American of the Year
Winner: Andy (graduated and now has a "job")
Runner Up: Tahir (he "made" it)
Ban of the Year
Winner: Seven
Runner Up: Elvin
Most Likely to get Beat Up
Winner: Jasper
Runner Up: Aush (XXX)
Most Likely to get into a Fist Fight
Winners: the Forum v. Elvin
Runner Up: Byrone v.Seven
Who I'd love to see Fight
Winner: Christina v. Cigdem
Runner Up: Hoori v. Adrian (Curr)
Most likely to become a Suicide Bomber
Winner: JBF
Runner Up: There is no runner Up
The You're Young and one day You Might Just Get It Award
Winner: Jasper
Runner Up: Kyle
Scariest Dude on the Forum
Winner: Barkuss
Runner Up: Albertmare
Best non-Juve Fan
Winner: Fred
Runner Up: Burke
Non-Poster of the Year
Winner: Rehan
Runner Up: Hambon
Best Dead Duo
Winner: Todd and Timmy
Special Awards:
The Nick Scarfo Lifetime Achievement Award
Winner: JCK
The Martin Matusiak Achievement in Technology and Science Award
Winner: JuveRevolution
The Martin Luther King Jr. Achievement in Theological Studies Award
Winner: Martin
The McGruff Crime Prevention Award
Winner: Mikhail
The Jane Fonda Sportsmanship and Diet Award
Winner: Burke
And Finally:
Franco T. Brushier Fanboy of the Year Award for Achievement in Team Selection and Following
Winner: Snake Midget
To make this a community effort any worth awards that you guys come up with will be posted. So bring it on. (I will edit for humor).
Community Awardz:
Irishman of the Year
Winner: Stevie (IZ)
Runner Up: Adrian (Curr)
Unintentionally Funny Poster of the Year
Winner: ThePlaya
Runner Up: Ahkmedios
Black Man of the Year
Winner: Osman
Runner Up: Dru
The South Rochester Elementary Ms. Staley's 4th Grade Class Excessive Smiley Award
Winner: Osman
Runner Up: Albertmare
The "It's Fireman Time" Award
Winner: Blondu
Runner Up: Sheik
The "Where's Waldo" Award for Excessive Travelling
Winner: Rebel
Runner Up: Maher
The Alfred J. Hitchcock Rear Window Award
Winner: Dusan
Runner Up: SABSAB
The Osama Bin Laden Award for Infidel of the Year:
Winner : vSnoop
Runner Up : Even Bigger Fan
The Obama Peace Prize for Bringing War to the Forum
Winner : Byrone
Runner Up : Seven
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